"Why? Why do humans always look to the sky? Why do you try so hard to fly when you don't have any wings? We'll run on our own legs." Kiba (Wolf's Rain).
Italy: Listen to this! I woke up earlier than Germany for once!
Japan: Are you serious? We must celebrate this occasion with a dish of red bean rice!
(Hetalia: Axis Powers).
Italy: The other day, I had an extremely disgusting pizza. England made it.
(Hetalia: Axis Powers).
Italy: It's been a while since I slept with you, Romano.
Romano: Shut up! You should have at least two beds in your place!
(Hetalia: Axis Powers. Before anyone yells at me, they're brothers. I just found the wording very amusing. Nothing bad going on here. xD)
I'll just stop for now. The wording in a few of these is probably rather off. I couldn't remember how they where all said exactly so I tried looking them up on-line.