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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:05 pm

Harry Potter Come Back To The Five And Dime
Harry Potter And Gilligan In Godzilla Dates Maynard G.Krebs' Daugther While
Dobie Gillis And Zelda Babysit Tuesday Weld's Grandkids
Harry Potter Really IS Dobie Gillis In Disguise
Harry Potter Explains Just Who This Dobie Gillis Chap Is And Why It Has Any
Importance To The Monster Who Ate Cleveland Showing At The Bijou This
Saturday From 9 To Midnight
Harry Potter Dates Tuesday Weld Thus Keeping The Whole Dobie Gillis Theme
Going
Harry Potter And The Night That Dobie Gillis Returned To Tv!
Harry Potter And Did You Ever Realize That Dobie Gillis Was One Of My Favorite
Shows To Watch When I Was A Kid?
Harry Potter And The Real Reason For Mentioning Dobie Gillis Being That Bob
"Maynard G. Krebs/Gilligan"Denver Died This Week Thus The Thematic Theme
Of Dobie Gillis!
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:57 pm

H*A*R*R*Y*P*O*T*T*E*R:Master Spy
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Postby bigsleepj » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:55 pm

Harry Potter actually gets expelled
Harry and Hagrid goes bicycle racing
Unwise Toasting Sermon

The Sweet Smell of CAA
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:09 pm

Harry Potter Is Harry Potter
Harry Potter And The Great Big Green Monster
Harry Potter Joins The Cubs
Harry Potter And Ernie Banks' Magical Baseball Bat
Harry Potter And Tinker To Evers To Chase
Harry Potter As Played By The Chicago Cubs
Harry Potter:Batboy For The Cubs
Harry Potter And The Many References To The Cubbies
Harry Potter In The Cubs Hall Of Fame
Harry Potter And Anyone Else Like The Cubs?
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Postby Technomancer » Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:25 pm

Harry Potter and The Invoice of Doom
Harry Potter and The Bounced Checks
Harry Potter and The Wrong Trousers
Harry Potter and The Unreasonably Long Anthology
Harry Potter's Poker Party.
Harry Potter and The Quidditch Bookie.
The scientific method," Thomas Henry Huxley once wrote, "is nothing but the normal working of the human mind." That is to say, when the mind is working; that is to say further, when it is engaged in corrrecting its mistakes. Taking this point of view, we may conclude that science is not physics, biology, or chemistry—is not even a "subject"—but a moral imperative drawn from a larger narrative whose purpose is to give perspective, balance, and humility to learning.

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Postby shooraijin » Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:33 pm

I can't believe I've never noticed this thread before. You people are scary. ;)

Harry Potter and the Tub of Mayonnaise That Looked More Like Marmite
Harry Potter Waits In Line at the DMV
Harry Potter and the Gym Instructor of Fisikalphitnes
Harry Potter and Hermione and the Divorce Court of California

and of course

Raiders of the Lost Harry Potter
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:36 pm

Welcome to the Harry Potter Side!

Harry Potter And The Day That Wouldn't End
Harry Potter Plays With Zatch Bell
Harry Potter Sings The Greatest Hits Of Barry Manilow
Harry Potter On Red Dwarf
Harry Potter Has Done By Douglas Adams
Harry Potter Walks All Over The Earth To Find A Decent Ten Cent White Castle Burger
Harry Potter Joins Wnedy's
Harry Potter And The Magical Tones Of Tom Jones In Duck Dodgers Rides Again
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Postby shooraijin » Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:11 pm

> Harry Potter Walks All Over The Earth To Find A Decent Ten Cent White Castle Burger

Oh. My. Gosh. You mean, a decent White Castle burger exists at any price?? I thought those were mythical!

(my mom and I agree -- White Castle is filthy. Dad loves them. I can only tolerate their fish sandwiches)
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Postby Arnobius » Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:56 pm

Hmm, on a variant of Sooraijin's theme:

Harry and Ron Go to White Castle
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Postby bigsleepj » Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:41 pm

Harry and Shooraijin drink Gin
Harry and the Pirates of Darkwater
Harry and the Giant Beach (or what he did on his summer vacation)
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Postby Technomancer » Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:07 am

AnimeHeretic wrote:Hmm, on a variant of Sooraijin's theme:

Harry and Ron Go to White Castle


Dude, Where's My Broom?
The scientific method," Thomas Henry Huxley once wrote, "is nothing but the normal working of the human mind." That is to say, when the mind is working; that is to say further, when it is engaged in corrrecting its mistakes. Taking this point of view, we may conclude that science is not physics, biology, or chemistry—is not even a "subject"—but a moral imperative drawn from a larger narrative whose purpose is to give perspective, balance, and humility to learning.

Neil Postman
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Postby uc pseudonym » Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:13 am

Technomancer wrote:Dude, Where's My Broom?


The 40-Year-Old Squib
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Postby sanitysux13 » Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:47 pm

Harry Potter and the Wizard Formerly Known as the Half-Blood Prince
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Postby Arnobius » Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:02 pm

Once Upon a Time in Hogwarts

Hogsmeade 911
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Postby Technomancer » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:48 am

Fast Times at Hogwarts High
The scientific method," Thomas Henry Huxley once wrote, "is nothing but the normal working of the human mind." That is to say, when the mind is working; that is to say further, when it is engaged in corrrecting its mistakes. Taking this point of view, we may conclude that science is not physics, biology, or chemistry—is not even a "subject"—but a moral imperative drawn from a larger narrative whose purpose is to give perspective, balance, and humility to learning.

Neil Postman
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Postby bigsleepj » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:49 am

The Good, the Bad and Lucius Malfoy.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:33 pm

For A Fistful of Potters More
To Hogwarts With Love
The Harry Potter Who Loved Me
Hermione Granger And The Pussycats
Gone With The Weasleys
Dr.Strangepotter
I Was A Hogwarts Student For The FBI
I Was A Teenaged Harry Potter
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Postby Arnobius » Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:43 pm

bigsleepj wrote:The Good, the Bad and Lucius Malfoy.

A Fistfull of Sickles

Dirty Harry Potter

Harry and Ron's Great Adventure
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:17 pm

Harry Potter Boy Of Mystery

The Way To Hogwarts And Other Stories By H.Potter,Esq.

Harry And The Incredible Heffalump

Our Man Harry Potter

No More,Cries The Potter Of Harry

I Am Harry Potter By Hermione Granger And Ron Weasley

The Potter And The Harry

Harry Potter In Leave It To Gilligan!
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Postby Technomancer » Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:20 pm

mitsuki lover wrote:Dr.Strangepotter


Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Horcrux
The scientific method," Thomas Henry Huxley once wrote, "is nothing but the normal working of the human mind." That is to say, when the mind is working; that is to say further, when it is engaged in corrrecting its mistakes. Taking this point of view, we may conclude that science is not physics, biology, or chemistry—is not even a "subject"—but a moral imperative drawn from a larger narrative whose purpose is to give perspective, balance, and humility to learning.

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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Sep 25, 2005 1:59 pm

The Day Harry Potter Killed Myoti And Replaced Monkey D. Luffy With Lum Cheng
On One Piece!
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Postby bigsleepj » Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:01 pm

Any which way but Hogwarts
Million Dollar Mandrake-Baby
White Hunter, Black Hair
Play "Harry" for me
The Dead Ghoul
Hang 'arry High
High Broom Drifter
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:13 pm

bigsleepj is harry potter
Harry Potter And The Plot To Steal The Steeler Cheerleaders
Harry Potter And The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Mystery
Harry Potter And The Great Dane
Harry Potter Comes To The Mall
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Postby DaughterOfZion » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:24 pm

harry potter is killed by howl
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Postby Arnobius » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:25 pm

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Postby DaughterOfZion » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:29 pm

p.s. meaning howl of howls moving castle
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Postby For_Him » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:46 pm

Here are actuall Harry Potter titles redone by me, and my brothers.

Year 1: Harry Potter and the Scorcer's Kidney Stone
Year 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of (Exposed) Secrets
Year 3: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of (Edited for parental discretion)
Year 4: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Gatorade
Year 5: Harry Potter and the Mental Disorder of the Phoenix

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Postby Rachel » Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:06 pm

Man, I guess since I started this thread I should check it more often...

Harry Potter and the Who in Outer Space
Harry Potter and Janet Reno Conquer Big Bad Tobacco Companies
Harry Potter and the Emporer's New Clothes: How to Spot a Bargain
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Postby For_Him » Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:33 pm

Movie's that didn't quite make it.

Not Another Harry Potter Movie
Harry Movie
Harryleon Pottermite
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:28 pm

Harry Potter And The Troll Of Time Steal The Grinch's Dog

Harry Potter And The Great Bikini Judging Contest At Hogwarts

Harry Potter And The Leprchaun Of Doom
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