Failed Harry Potter titles

Postby **faithfighter** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:52 pm

One Potter book to rule them all,
One Potter book to find them,
One Potter Book to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them!

To Write Love on Her Arms · Postby **ZiP** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:09 pm

Harry Potter, The Chosen Seeker
Harry Potter, The Boy Who Scored

Those've prolly been posted though...

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Pint

Postby **Rachel** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:37 pm

Harry Potter and Hermione: How to Control Your Hair

Postby **mastersquirrel** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:49 am

Harry Potter and the Music Man sing "Trouble in River City"

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:53 pm

Harry Potter Marries Sango
Harry Potter And The Chipmuks Do Cleveland
Harry Potter And The Death Of Charlie Wonka
Harry Potter Marries The Entire Sophrano Section Of The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Harry Potter Roars
Harry Potter And The Day Of The Living Fungus From Maine
Harry Potter Sings The Best Of The Who
Harry Potter Dates Both Ginger And Mary Ann
Harry Potter And The Night Of The Living Plan 9 From Outer Space Fans
Harry Potter Writes Dear Abby
Harry Potter Is The Man From Nowhere
Harry Potter In The Quick And The Dead Part 2:Death In Safeco Field

Postby **Rachel** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:35 pm

Harry Potter and His Secret Identity As the Six-Million Dollar Man
Harry Potter and the Women He Loves
Harry Potter and the Mysterious Case of Food Poisoning at Arby's
Harry Potter and the Spiral Staircase
Harry Potter and Nancy Drew
Harry Potter and the Red Hand

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:42 pm

Harry Potter Is Willie Wonka In The Day California Ate Tofu To Death!
Harry Potter Does The Twist
Harry Potter Sings The Best Of Frankie Laine
Harry Potter And The Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Science Teacher From Room 2B
Harry Potter And The Day The Monkeys Took Over The Zoo
Harry Potter And The Hardy Boys Go To Hawaii
Harry Potter Sings Lead For The Beach Boys
Harry Potter And Duck Dodgers In The Duck From Outer Space!
Harry Potter Loves Ginny!
Harry Potter And Ginny Go To Vulcan On Their Honeymoon
Harry Potter,Maine And Other Fine 21st Century Myths

Postby **bigsleepj** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:45 pm

Harry Potter in Macross City

Postby **faithfighter** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:29 pm

Harry Potter goes to Disney land.

Potter in space!

Harry lord of the dance

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:01 pm

Harry Potter IS Naraku!
Harry Potter IS Genossa!
Harry Potter IS Alfred E. Newman!
Harry Potter IS Cosmo Kramer!

Harry Potter And The Day That Marvel Ate DC At Softball
Harry Potter And The Night DC Ate Marvel At Basketball
Harry Potter Can't Make Up His Mind Between Ginny And Hermione
Harry Potter And The Tell Tale Heart Break Hotel At Elvis Boulevard

Harry Potter Comes To The Five And Dime And Ten Cent Store
Harry Potter Solves The Naitonal Debt In Two Minutes!
Harry Potter:Ruler Of The Cosmos!

Harry Potter Sits Around In His Shorts
Harry Potter And The Afternoon Of The Bad Puns!

Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:24 am

Harry Potter and the Book Burners

Postby **Rachel** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:36 am

Harry Potter and George W. Bush: Men of Mystery

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:57 pm

Harry Potter Is Harry Potter
Harry Potter And The Great Big Fat Omelet Eating Ostrich Of Alcatraz
Harry Potter Sweats To The Oldies
Harry Potter And The Kingston Trio Sing The Best Of Woody Guthrie
Harry Potter,Harry Potter
Harry Potter's Island
Harry Potter And The Great Wave
Harry Potter Pigs Out At Safeco Field

Postby **bigsleepj** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:35 pm

Harry Potter and the Pillar of Chicken-Schnitzel
Himmler Potter and the Nazis from Nuremberg
Springtime for Harry

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:20 pm

Harry Potter Meets The In-Laws
Harry Potter Goes To Ohio
Harry Potter Is Really A Girl Named Sue
Harry Potter Loves Bridget(ok only if you're into old '70s shows will you get that one!)
Harry Potter On Top Of The World
Harry Potter:The Boy,The Myth,The Message!
Harry Potter And The Greatest Train Robbery Of Them All!
Harry Potter On Melrose Place
Harry Potter On Stargate SG1

Postby **Rachel** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:42 pm

Harry Potter Is Really A Girl Named Sue With Lips Like Superglue
Harry Potter and Frodo: A Guide To Waxing Legs

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:46 pm

Rachel Gives Harry Potter A Hickey Down By The Old Mill Stream And Coffee Shoppe

Postby **Rachel** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:50 pm

mitsuki lover wrote:Rachel Gives Harry Potter A Hickey Down By The Old Mill Stream And Coffee Shoppe

Not likely...hahaha

Postby **bigsleepj** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:38 pm

Harry Potter breaks the Da Vinci Code.
Harry Potter and the Third Man
Happy Rorrep and the Spoonerism of Doom

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:06 pm

Harry Potter And The Day That Anime Finally Took Over Cartoon Network And
They Started To Show Sailor Moon Again Much To The Joy Of All

Harry Potter And Sailor Mars Go On A Date

Harry Potter And The Day That He Met His Match In Bowling

Harry Potter And Caleb From W.I.T.C.H. Play Rock,Sissors,Paper To See Who Will
Take Cornelia To The School Dance

Harry Potter's Guide To Making Out With Magical Girls

Harry Potter Is Actually A Magic Girl From Kamazoo,Michigan Named Suzie Belle

Harry Potter Has The Flu After Watching The Jerry Lewis Telethon 24 Hours Straight

Harry Potter Gets A Raise And Buys A Porsche

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:31 am

Harry Potter Corsses The Grand Line
Harry Potter Marries Lavie
Harry Potter's Guide To Girls
Harry Potter Does The Twist On Vicious' Back
Harry Potter Is Really Millie Thompson!

Postby **Yumie** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:57 pm

Harry Potter and The Coat of Many Colors

JKR knew she'd heard that one someplace. . .

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 1:09 pm

Harry Potter And Puffy Amiyumi Play Las Vegas
Harry Potter Meets Burger King
Harry Potter Runs For World Dictator
Harry Potter And The Mouseketters Hunt For Treasure
Harry Potter Fails Algebra For The 1,000th Time
Harry Potter On Red Dwarf
Harry Potter Fights The Green Hornet
Harry Potter Walks On The Wild Side With Clarence The Corss-Eyed Lion
Harry Potter Is My Master
Harry Potter Bebop
Harry Potter Phantom
Harry Potter Closed
.hack//harry potter

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:29 pm

The Life And Times Of Harold J. Potter,Esquire
Harry O' The Potters And The Great Big Bank Job
Harry Potter Meets Crackutus Potts

Postby **Pent** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:37 am

Here I'll try some

Harry Potter and the desperate housewives
Harry Potter gets an EXTREME makeover!
Harry Potter gets contacts
Harry Potter is fun to read but it wont save you any money on car insurrence!
Harry Potter was like so casting this spell and we where like DUDE! And he's like I know isn't it sweet?! And we where like awsome! And...
Harry Potter knows what you did last summer!
Harry Potter and Kip get in a fight over Lafanda
Harry Potter and the evil telamarketers
Harry Potter sells high quality wands on QVC
Harry Potter mows the lawn a 17 part series
Harry Potter eats breakfast a 12 part prequel to Harry Potter mows the lawn
Harry Potter has lunch a 89 part sequel to Harry Potter mows the lawn written in a mix of anciet Greek and Latin
Harry Potter gets owned by Artemis Fowl
Harry Potter and the skilled Harlem Globe Trodders

Wow I did alot

Postby **Rachel** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:19 pm

Lol! Those were pretty good!

Sorry I don't have any new ones today.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:45 pm

Harry Potter Meets The Cast Of Cheers
Harry Potter And The Secret Of Potatoes
Harry Potter Must Die!
Harry Potter Is A Boy Named Johnny Quest
Harry Potter Hops On Pop
Harry Potter One Fish Two
Harry Potter Sits Around The House
Harry Potter...Eh?
Harry Potter Wins The Lottery And Moves to Vegas
Harry Potter In The 24th and half century Starring Daffy Duck as Harry Potter
Harry Potter Meets The Inuyasha Gang

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:50 pm

Harry Potter Rides The Dusty Trail To Oakland,New Jersey
Harry Potter Is Mad Max Beyond Beyond Thunder Dome!
Harry Potter And The Night Dixie Died
Harry Potter Meets The FLintstones And Has A Yabba-Dabba-Doo Gay Ol' Time!
Harry Potter And The Case Of The Sung Song BLues

Postby **Rachel** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:28 am

Harry Potter Dies of Rabies
Harry Potter and Peter Pan in Never-Never Hogwarts

Postby **Scribs** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:51 am

Harry potter and the large mysterious thingy

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