Here's the "Long Lost" Harry Potter book.
Harry Potter and Leopard Walk Up to Dragon
KhakiBlueSocks wrote:"I'm going to make you a prayer request you can't refuse..." Cue the violins.
"Harry doesn't know how long it will take to wash the sticky cream cake off his face. For a civilised young man it is disgusting to have dirt on any part of his body. He lies in the high-quality bathtub, keeps wiping his face, and thinks about Dudley's face, which is as fat as the bottom of Aunt Petunia."
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