CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

Ahem...nope I am most certainly NOT Queen Temulin of the former divine monarchy of Temuoplis. I'm afraid you must be in the wrong thread. Better stop reading and leave before you waste more of your time.

*most certainly does not install secret listening device*

Ok. For those of you still here, this is the secret underground base of Queen Temulin. Welcome. Help yourself to a pocky stick. Some of you may have been summoned here, others may have found this thread by mere fate. In anycase, here is my story:

I used to be a wise, beautiful and kind-hearted ruler on CAA, until one of my own trusted scientists went mad and betrayed me taking a large number of my people with him. I was locked up and imprisoned for an entire DAY!! Then, by a brilliant stroke of McGuiver-like luck, I used a box of dental floss to construct a life-like dummy of myself. Leaving the dummy in the cell, I used the extra floss to construct an escape rope and climb out the window where I fled to this secret base that I had already set up in case of political uprising. You are now in my base. And Temuoplis needs YOUR help!! Sign on and join me and my rebels in toppling the evil and BORING usurpers. Come on. Doesn't my story just break your heart? It won't be long until they figure out why I'm not talking anymore either. Rewards for joining me include such perks as:

1.) Having a statue of you erected in Red Square once we've restored order to Temuoplis.

2.) A mutton ration everyday! *JOY*

3.) Free blackmarket weaponry and armor.

4.) A place of HONOR in the rightful empire.

Join now!!

List of people we wanna "get rid of"...Mawhaha...listed in order of those who most invoke my wrath:

1. Nat AKA Kaema-something or other

2. Puritan

3. DaRabiDuckie

4. Rexman64 :: Steps on his listening device and crushes it ::

5. Pascal

I invoke wrath? After all my undying love and devotion to you? After I did nothing but my best for you? After I tried so hard to please you and make you happy?

You're mean...I don't like you anymore...you're a sociopath. ._.

I'm joining Duckie.

1. Nat AKA Kaema-something or other

2. Puritan

3. DaRabiDuckie

4. Rexman64 :: Steps on his listening device and crushes it ::

5. Pascal

Woohoo! I made the top five baby! hugs random person, ,

Other non-perks are,

being massively outnumbered, 31 to 1,

being shot at when you are on land, in the sea, air, space, or sub-space.

having things thrown at you by Temulin

if you're lucky you might even be turned into a cereal bowl!

Having to go up against a science driven empire while living in a rebellion without any science, or freedom.

Therefore, without ideas or numbers you have no chance of victory!

Pascal (maybe if I keep posting I'll make number one!)

Make that 31 against infinity Pascal...

ebil is now at teh service of her greatness, Temulin.

mmmm...... pocky! ^^
*eats pocky sticks*

Ebil is in teh dimensional prison. Enjoy the pocky, I did hope that the supply I left would help calm you down.

Wooooop forces of ev- I mean ebil.

:: Holds up spork ::

BEWARE REBELS.

:: Snatches pocky tray away from Pascal ::

And don't get yer grubby hands on this, peon.

Bwahaha. Just see how long your boring regime will last without ebilness! It's what makes the world go round. I am your creator!! :: Sephiroth voice :: I am the A and the Z!! Bwaaahaha.

I would like to note that Temulin that while you have been gone a while, the RP is still going happy and strong at 4-23-06... We even have our own RP thread, Of Nations and States: War and Peace, where I YES I AM GM! BWAH HA HA HA! But, because we already have another two threads on the other RP pages, I hereby declare this the Temulin Pub. Here we remember the dictator that is no more, by drinking root bear from old server bot heads (they are perfect jugs)... But should you choose to return Temulin, do note that Pascal is now basically dead and gone and Rei now continues in his place... serving under none other than Zarn Ishtare.

Raises flag witha picture of Puritan on it above the flag with Temulin... Then he takes down the Temulin flag and sets it on fire... He then proceeds to put this fire out with root beer. Consider your ebil skillz insulted... BWAH HA HA HA! YOU CANNOT STOP THE RP!!! ZARN ISHTARE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! AND YOU SHALL NEVER!!!

But I like Temulin...


Oh well. I'll be the persicuted minority opinion I guess...


*Drinks Creme Soda from the head of one of Puritan's Cyborgs*

We all like Temulin... in a stir fry. </cannibal>

:: Walks into my secret government issue pent house one day carrying a bag of Taco Bell to find it infested with strange and unwanted house guests who seem to have set up a pub in my brief abscence ::


....?!

WHAT'RE ALL YOU FREAKS DOING IN MY SECRET BASE?!!! :: Kicks Pascal and his flag off my couch :: Out! Out! Out! You're leaking idiocy all over it!!

:: Pushes Zarn's cyborg head cup off my coffee table :: You're getting scuff marks on it, baka!! The servebots spent hours polishing that!

And Kalvin...STOP USING MY SPATULA TO FRY UNDEAD HUMAN BODY PARTS!!!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR....... :: Steaming like a bowl of fried rice ::

You have...ten seconds...to get out of here........ALIVE.

Alive? Alive?!?!?

You threaten the life of the undead?!?!?!?

USSR Girl might I make a statement with ever so much pun intended... when you threaten our lives I must ask the question: You and what army?

*Puritan appears with a keg of Sprecher Root Beer (it's the best root beer I've ever had and yes, it comes in kegs as well as bottles)*

A party in Temulin's hideout! Rootbeer for all! And I think it's time for some music.

*Puritan sets up a DJ station and begins blaring Techno music, oblivious to Temulin*

Yay! We got someone's first post in this insanity! Come back, have some rootbeer and be welcome, or run away in fear if you wish. Anyway, welcome to CAA (or the most insane OOC roleplay thread in CAA).

*Fires a rocket into the air that explodes into bright red letters saying "HAIL TEMULIN" as a way of making up for the scuff marks.*

Welcome, welcome Kira!! Uh....Come back soon!

:: Thwaps Puritan over the head for scaring Kira off :: You probably just lost the souls of generation with your keg of cyborgnetic root beer...

As for the rest of you.....

:: Watches as Zarn's rocketlauncher goes through my roof...WHO FIRES A ROCKET LAUNCHER IN DOORS?!! ::

That did...SO not help, Zarn.

.... .... ....

BONZAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:: Grabs Pascal and stuffs his head in the blender ::

ME AND THIS ARMY!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO TURN COMMUNISM INTO A PARTY!!! -Er....I mean..... ...UGH! You know what I mean.

:: Plugs in blender.....various sounds of mutiliated human(?) body facial body parts echo in the distance ::

:: Hails a squad of servebots to escort the remaining "guests" out ::

*Puritan halts the music for a moment to take care of the servbots*

[Insert sounds of mechanized destruction here]

Puritan: There we are, much better. Those pesky servbots shouldn't bother us again for a while. And Temulin, isn't that behavior a bit cruel?

*Puritan Zero Shifts in a facial regeneration device which brings Pascal's face back to normal*

Puritan: Much better. Now, just relax and enjoy the rootbeer. (From Milwaukee, I might add, not cybernetic).

*Puritan hands Temulin a mug of rootbeer and the music and dancing start up again*

Pascal taunts an insane Kofi Annan,

"So, do you like... Edgar Allan Poe... or would you like to here it...nevermore?"

Bwah ha ha ha!

*Rei shows up at the door*

Rei: I heard there was a party, so I decided to bring some Pizza, what type do you like madam Temulin. Sergeant Kuri told me all about your amazing technical genius.

Sakura 15: I have dibs on Pineapple!

PASCAL infects Temulin's computer and consequently starts taking over the minds of serverbots everywhere in it's new plot to... TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Puritan, for all your time serving me as a scientist for the once glorious government of Temuoplis you should've known that I.....HATE SODA/ROOT BEER/COLA!!! I mighty Temulin only drink GINGER ALE. From Canada...not Milkwaukee. :: Shakes up Puritan's soda can so it explodes in his face and rusts his armor when he opens it ::

Pineapple pizza....O.O.....Hrm.....Well if Rei and Kura are bringing pineapple pizza this may be worth allowing you freaks to stick around for a bit. Stop pokin' Kofi Annan, Pascal! :: Pushes him back into the underground elevator where Kofi is transported to my high security detention area ::

BTW...You never found the last clue Pascal. It was so obvious!! In the artwork thread no less. Nevermore.....my poor....L-E-N-O-R-E.

*Apologizes for firing a rocket and chops off Pascal's foot with a spork as a way of apologizing for the explosion and the scuff marks....*

...Temulin is imagining things again. Notice the whole mention of a MUG and a rootbeer KEG? Shaking a mug up will just get you wet....as you appeared to have discovered (looks disapprovingly at Temulin's clothes which are soaked from shaking up a mug of rootbeer). Besides, my armor is rust-proof, mere soda wouldn't cause it harm.

*Passes around another round of rootbeer*

I hope this thread does violate the no RP rule,

It has come to the staff's attention that some people have started roleplaying in the out of character forum. This is not a forum for roleplaying. You can post threads about new roleplay IDEAS here, but your game MUST be approved by a moderator. (EDIT: To get your game approved, please PM one of the staff). If a game is approved, we will create a new thread in the roleplay forum for you.

It's really just random sillyness that comes from our RP originating with a goof off forum... Of course, I'm sure the mods will keep us in line, because I certainly do not wish to be violating CAA policy.

Assuming this is no more than random sillyness,

*Rei, walks over to Temulin sitting on the couch.*

Rei: Queen Temulin, may I please have the honor of shining your boots, and discussing your amazing adventures! Sergeant Kuri has told me all about you... How you are truly an amazing Ruler, you were the first one to come to President Ishtare's aid! It is truly an honor to meet you.

Well...it's not techniquely an RP cause it doesn't have any point, flow, or rules. Just the same, if our friendly neighborhood mods find offense in it, I don't mind taking my chaos elsewhere.

:: Smiles approvingly at Zarn for his worthy deed of removing Pascal's foot :: Care for a ginger ale, Zarn?

:: Dumps mug of root beer over Puritan's metal head along with an invite to RBA (Root Beer Annonymous) :: *Grumble* Darn soda addict *grumble*.

:: Temulin looks up at Rei ::
Why certainly! Temulin has always and will always be a friend to all loyal soldiers and proliteriates who fight the good fight. Erm...Rai was it?...you can start with my favorite pair of Mongolian goat hair goloshes. :: Hands Rei an enormous pair of fuzzy boots :: They were recently soiled by walking through some toxic radiation. Try not to breath too deep next to them.

Pascal wrote:I hope this thread does violate the no RP rule,

....I'm sure the mods will keep us in line, because I certainly do not wish to be violating CAA policy.

You're hoping for this thread to be shut down by the fuzz? You dirty rat!

Umm...they combined Tavern and Arena with OOC, so it's ok...