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Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon May 26, 2008 4:31 pm

Because everyone does that. It's just how you eat it, like hot sauce on pasta, or ranch dressing on hot dogs.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:41 pm

Because boredom leads to madness...I've decided to reread all of the first Of Nations and states...starting with the Bios...and because you I want you all to suffer with me (well those of you who visit the pub) I've decided to post comments...and I'm starting with the Bios...so yeah...fun fun.... :evil:

oh and I just decided to post one line making fun of them, a theme song (picked via random shuffle on iTunes) and what celebrity would be best fit to play them in a live action movie (note: Peanut's knowledge of celebrities is limited so the choices have nothing to do with who they remind me of...oh and the director of said movie would definitely be Steven Spielberg...sine he'd be the only one who could come close to pulling it off...yeah...)...yeah...

Zarn's Bio

Comment: Find the Temulin, Save the world.

Theme Song: Meant to Live-Switchfoot

Played by: Tom Cruise

Peanut

Comment: Slaughterkill industires...we do what we must because we can...for the good of all of us except the ones who are dead.

Theme Song: Sleeping Awake-P.O.D.

Played by: Chuck Norris (just because of the Chuck Norris reference in my bio...lulz...)

Scribs

Comment: Get Smart Scribs...

Theme Song: Same-Snow Patrol

Played By: Wordsworth (yes I don't remember his first name...*sadface...*)

Nate

Comment: And Nate wonders why people say he would be a Berserker if he was a RPG character...psh...

Theme Song: Misplaced-Sonata Arctica

Played By: Shia LeBeof

Moshe

Comment: You know your country's going to run out of help soon when you have to post bios for people allied to you.

Theme Song: The White Stuff-Weird Al

Played By: Charlton Heston

Rexman

Comment: Zarn Ishtare strikes again!

Theme Song: For the Love of the Game-Pillar

Played By: C-3PO

Lord Kalvin

Comment: Ok, this is a long comment, but after reading this post I am convinced that Kali is immune to curses...what do I mean when I say this? Well I first noticed this when he took over as Co-GM of Of Nations...every co-GM before him hasn't just quit the RP...but have simply vanished off the face of the earth (aka CAA and any known place where I could contact them...). Kali however has remained immune to this...then while reading through these bios I noticed the same pattern with every person Zarn posted bios for...they aren't even active on CAA anymore (and that includes Zarn...though he will be back...but still he's included...)! The one exception...Kali...it's...shocking.

Theme Song: I'm Not that Girl-Wicked

Played by: Max Schreck (look him up to see why I choose him...)

Kaitos

Comments: Alas poor Kaitos...we never knew ye...

Theme Song: I Fade Away-Pillar

Played By: Sir notappearinginthispicture

Puritan

Comments: No comment...

Theme Song: Arnold & Willis & Mr. Durmond

Played By: Sean Connery

The Fox Twins

Comments: Yet another person who barely lasted in the first RP...hmmm...

Theme Son: Once in a Life Time-DragonForce

Played By: The Olson Twins (KILL!!! *two thread bucks to whoever gets that reference...*)

Nate Nami

Comments: The characters are different but the results...about the same...but what's this? Nate's appearance bears a strange resemblance to...Zarn's?

Theme Song: Breaking the Legs of Sheep-Kids in the Way

Played By: Zarn Ishtare

Marik Ishtar

Comments: No relation to Zarn Ishtare...

Theme Song: Frontline-Pillar

Played By::dance:

K...so that's all of the official Bios...suprisingly absent are Hakaii, Q, and Temulin...so you guys/gals just fail...

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:10 pm

Since the pub is now becoming home to my maddening rants as I reread Of Nations...I just noticed this and feel it is worthy to comment on...

http://www.christiananime.net/showpost.php?p=785088&postcount=55

Peacemaker system analysis? PEACEMAKER SYSTEM ANALYSIS!!! WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?!!! AND WHY DOES PASCAL HAVE IT!!!! AND HOW DID I MISS THIS!!!!

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:18 pm

Yeah...I'm only on post 60 of the RP...but I've been doing some thinking...and have come to a conclusion...a very very painful conclusion. One which hurts...very...very...much...tremendously. The truth is I have a confession to make, a confession which will be quoted, rubbed in my face, and shoved down my throat for the rest of my time on this planet. But it is the simple truth and I can't deny it anymore...so...here it goes...

Zarn Ishtare wins...

Why? Well you see...it's the only logical explanation as how his countries manage to flourish while he's away and mine...die...horribly. So there...I said it...now quit reading this...seriously...your laughter and mad cackling are making this worse...so leave...now...

-Peanut...QUIT LAUGHING AT ME!!!!

Postby **WaffleMan** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:04 pm

Peanut (post: 1238032) wrote:Comment: Get Smart Scribs...

Theme Song: Same-Snow Patrol

Played By: Wordsworth (yes I don't remember his first name...*sadface...*)

Unfortunately CHRISTOPHER Wordsworth has been deceased for quite some time now, and would not be available to appear in such a film. Also he would no doubt have be very adverse to the acting profession.

Btw, there is always someone watching.

-Waffleman
aka Swinub
ect.

Postby **USSRGirl** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:52 am

o___O Who art thou, waffle of mystery?

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:35 pm

Ahh...Christopher...and to think I went through AP English and forgot that... :sweat:

USSRGirl (post: 1243935) wrote:o___O Who art thou, waffle of mystery?

A tiny bit of research reveals the "waffle of mystery" to really be Scribs brother. So that explains quite a bit...hopefully he too has an army of War Lemurs...(come on...I still want that conflict to happen...even if we have to alter history...)

Postby **WaffleMan** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:52 pm

Peanut (post: 1243968) wrote:Ahh...Christopher...and to think I went through AP English and forgot that...

A tiny bit of research reveals the "waffle of mystery" to really be Scribs brother. So that explains quite a bit...hopefully he too has an army of War Lemurs...(come on...I still want that conflict to happen...even if we have to alter history...)

Unfortunately one cannot trust all that one finds on the Internet. I am in fact NOT Scribs' brother.

Also. Christopher Wordsworth would no doubt not have been mentioned in your AP English class as he was NOT the famous poet, but was in fact William Wordsworth's lesser known cousin.

But I suspect I have given you enough lard to chew on for the time being.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:36 pm

<---owned...

Postby **Dante** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:31 pm

Nah... Waffleman is just another creation of Temmy like Kohi Annan XD! Where was he placed anyways?

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:14 pm

Pascal (post: 1245509) wrote:Nah... Waffleman is just another creation of Temmy like Kohi Annan XD! Where was he placed anyways?

Only the Temulin knows...actually I think this may be Scribs...or maybe it's his secret identity! Scribs is like Bruce Wayne...only with Waffles instead of bats...or some random friend of Scribs...I guess it can be said that only the waffle knows the answer to this question...

Postby **Dante** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:32 am

Wait... in the original N&S RP wasn't their a quantum waffle computer of doom? HAS IT TAKEN ON ITS OWN IdEnTitY and realized sentience in the name WaffleMan! NOES!!!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:25 pm

What is it with N&S and sentient computers of doom? They ALWAYS turn out to be trouble. Whether it's trying to destroy the world, or impersonating somebody who isn't Scribs' brother, it's always something.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:53 pm

Kaligraphic (post: 1246215) wrote:What is it with N&S and sentient computers of doom? They ALWAYS turn out to be trouble. Whether it's trying to destroy the world, or impersonating somebody who isn't Scribs' brother, it's always something.

Yeah...why can't they mow lawns, or have jobs or raise families...why does it always have to be some evil plot to rule the world or destroy it...

Postby **Dante** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:41 am

WHY DO I HAVE TO BE UP THIS LATE! I'M TIRED! GO HOME STOP... DOING WHAT EVER IS MAKING THAT AWEFUL RACKET!!! GAH!!! (Breaks out wooden sword) KAMAKAZI!!! I should clarify, my err... well I don't know what you'd call them, living upstairs are making an aweful racket and have decided that 1:45 in the morning is a great time to do something, I'm hoping they are moving furnature, but its certainly making a ton of noise and its the middle of the night... thus I am forced to contemplate all of your demises some more in N&S New Era... if you fail its now their fault!

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:55 am

*Posts in this thread with the hope of bumping it back into everyones attention...*

Come on guys...the pub should never die...its the pub...

Postby **Dante** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:51 pm

200 bottles of corrupted wishes on the wall 200 bottles of corrupted wishes! Take one down, pass it around 199 bottles of wishes on the wall! Come on you know you want to continue! Let's see if we can make it to zero!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:24 pm

Granted, but the other 199 bottles turn out to house vengeful Djinni who kick you back to the corrupted wish game thread and make you serve Peanut forever as his loyal retainer.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:23 pm

Kaligraphic (post: 1270079) wrote:Granted, but the other 199 bottles turn out to house vengeful Djinni who kick you back to the corrupted wish game thread and make you serve Peanut forever as his loyal retainer.

Oh...come now Pascal, my teeth must remain strickingly straight.

Postby **Dante** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:46 pm

Granted... but your the zeroth Djinni and no one wants to open up any more bottles because of the last bad wish... so you're forced to rot in there forever... and the only food you have to eat... is beans.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:26 am

What are you granting? All the wishes are in the corrupted wish game thread.

Postby **Dante** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:55 pm

Your corrupted wish

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:14 pm

I just ran into Zarn on the street!

I think I killed him.

(not really)

Postby **Dante** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:35 pm

not really what, that you ran into Zarn on the street, or that you killed Zarn?

And how would one know if one ran into a Zarn on the street anyways? Doesn't a Zarn Look just like a Rabid Ducky?

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:40 pm

No, he looks like a cross between an atomic pumpernickel and a Frenchman.

You know, I'm pretty sure that wasn't him after all.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:56 pm

Kali...we all know that if anyone was to lay eyes on Zarn Ishtare, they would be taken away, tied up in a length of rope. Seeing Zarn is like saying Candle Jack it jus

Postby **Dante** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:38 pm

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetle-

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:58 pm

Beetlejuice!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:09 pm

Beetlejuice wrote:Day-o, Day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Work all night on a drink a' rum
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Stack banana till the mornin' come
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day...
Daylight come and me wan' go home

A beautiful bunch a' ripe banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Highly deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and me wan' go home

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day...
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Look what you did.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:13 pm

Zarn Ishtare (post: 1292959) wrote:Beetlejuice!

Ah HA! I knew Zarn could not resist the call of Beetlejuice nor the smell of imaginary combat from his computer. It just goes to show that given enough time and an internet connection...Of Nations and States players will always come back...

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