bemanisuperstar wrote:Sigh somebody already said it. But I'm trying to get as legit as possible.
Your ordination, then, is from the Universal Life Church, also known as "You, Too, Can Be A Man Of The Cloth For Just A Small Donation."
Here's some information on the ULC for anyone interested. . .
http://www.ulc.org/ Official site. Note this: "We offer a Ministry in a Box product that includes everything you need to start your ministry and your ordination is legally recognized everywhere in our nation. We also offer our Monastery Credential Package." and also note
"We believe you, we believe in you, we accept you - we offer our hand to you to share respect, wealth, power and influence in the world through the power of God as you believe - your beliefs count in the ULC.
We ask only that you promote the freedom of religion and do that which is right and it is up to the individual to determine what is right as long as it does not infringe on the rights of others and is within the law. That is as close to the Golden Rule as one can come without being the Golden Rule."
from
http://www.apologeticsindex.org/an990904.html#36
36. The Robin Hood of American religion goes online
Excite, Sep. 1, 1999
http://news.excite.com/news/uw/990901/university-171
(...) But one unique church takes Internet ministry to the most radical
extreme. The Universal Life Church (deleted URL) will ordain
anyone to the ministry for free, for life and with no regard to race,
gender, sexual orientation, nationality or theological position. And
they'll do it online.
It doesn't matter whether you are a Christian, Satanist, Kabbalist,
Wiccan, atheist, or a creator of your own "homemade" religion. The ULC,
from its international headquarters in Modesto, Calif., and its
monastery in Tucson, Ariz., welcomes all.
(...)
The ULC actually pre-dates the cyber-era. This unique denomination was
established in 1962 by Kirby J. Hensley, an illiterate former Baptist
from North Carolina. Fed up with the hypocrisy and dogmatism of the
mainstream churches, Hensley began ordaining anybody -- without
question -- for free. Full page articles about him in Time (21 Feb.
1969) and Newsweek (5 May 1969) added to his status as the Robin Hood of American religion.
[...more...]
Ahem.