Postby pillar_anime7 » Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:53 am
Has anyone seen this show? If not, then you're missing out on, possibly, THE MOST innovative reality courtroom show today. It's hosted by Kato Kaelin and the bailiff is a former middleweight boxing champion. This show's judge is best known as "Extreme Akim". He uses a baseball bat for a gavel. Unlike The People's Court, Judge Judy, or Judge Mathis, the punishments ALWAYS fit the crime. For example, Person A brings Person B to the show because Person B wrecks Person A's car. Extreme Akim rules in favor of Person A. Person B is not only responsible for damages to Person A's car, Person A gets to destroy Person B's car with a bulldozer! I know of a fellow CAA member, whose name I will not disclose, that might have a case against some people that are doing that person wrong. If you've given up hope in reality courtroom TV or in the judicial system as a whole, "Today, justice is a baseball bat."
Simple arithmetic:
FF7 + World War II games = overrated
freedom + things we're lucky to have = taken for granted
manga + anime = a very happy person
Salvation + Jesus' Sacrifice = Eternal Life
a village - its idiot = a lot of smart people
(more to come)
Words of wisdom:
"Who's more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Obi Wan Kenobi
"Sometimes Justice is a (insert item here)!" - Kato Kaelin
"You wouldn't lie to a judge with a baseball bat, would you?" - Extreme Akim
"For as low as you go, ask God to take you that high." - Tyler Perry
"I had the right to remain silent...I just didn't have the ability." - Ron White
"Your trademark is stupidity!" - Mr. T
"Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them." - Obi Wan Kenobi
"If you can't be good, be good at it." - my uncle
(more to come)
Shout-outs:
SaintKevin, Yahshua, and Lunis, you guys rock!; Pillar, Kutless, 12 Stones, Skillet, and Falling Up for rocking hard, and Jesus Christ for being my Rock!