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Questions that must be answered
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:17 pm
by rocklobster
OK, here's how this game works. You come up with an insane or halfway-decent sounding question, and the next poster answers it in the most ridiculous way possible.
I'll start with one that's been puzzling me ever since I watched Speedgrapher episode 8:
"Why do people assume dentists are evil?"
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:04 pm
by Psycho Molos
They cause pain with drills and elevator music
My question is...Dr Who???
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:56 pm
by Xeno
Doctor Spock. not to be confused with Star Trek's Mr. Spock.
If a plane crashed on the border of the USA and Mexico, where would they bury the survivors?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:10 pm
by eightluvver888
They split the bodies in half and bury them in Canada.
Why does my phone ring when nobody's calling.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:40 pm
by Wolfsong
Because a bug is calling you.
Which reminds me.
How do you kill a cockroach?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:17 pm
by Yuki-Anne
Make it listen to a Ke$ha album all the way through.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:20 pm
by eightluvver888
A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What is one divided by zero?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:58 pm
by SilverToast
An infinite error that destroys the universe. Luckily universes get replaced all the time without us noticing.
What is something not known to humankind?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:10 pm
by Oddood198
That universes get replaced all the time.
Why is J-pop so catchy?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:29 pm
by Lynna
Because You can't understand it
Why does my cat like to sit on my arm when I'm trying to type?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:22 pm
by Broly Ultimatrix
Because you type so fast it's like a massage chair.
Who is the cool side of the pillow?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:16 pm
by Vilo159
The one that wears Aviators.
Why are music schools so hard to get into?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:50 pm
by AdriTan
Because they are all deaf.
Why is The Doctor so amazingly amazing??!?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:57 pm
by Broly Ultimatrix
Not sure, but i can safley say it has nothing to do with pears.
What do you call a cookie made with mushrooms?
PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:35 am
by AdriTan
A mushie.
Why do people eat snails?
PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:07 am
by Vilo159
They believe it gives them the power to cling to vertical surfaces and move extremely slow, which of course everyone wants to do.
How does Spider-man produce the thread he uses?
PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:35 am
by sarahjoy78
He has a secret pouch kind of like a kangroo that he keeps the thread in....
Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did petter piper pick????
PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:06 am
by Broly Ultimatrix
42
What's the diffrence between Mounds and Almond joy?
PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:13 am
by sarahjoy78
Mounds taste like dirt, duh, get it, dirt mounds?
Will we ever have flying cars???
PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:45 pm
by AdriTan
Yes, in ten years.
Why is a parkway a parkway and not a driveway? Also flip side,why is a driveway a driveway and not a parkway
PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:05 am
by SierraLea
Parking doesn't drive people crazy.
Why do people always think the sun is yellow?
PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:44 am
by QtheQreater
Because it's too scared to come out at night.
Why can't I look directly at the sun for very long?
PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:09 am
by AdriTan
Because you two were once in love, but you broke up with sun because you felt like it deserved someone closer to its age.
Why is my thought process so random?
PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:54 am
by Broly Ultimatrix
Because we are distant relatives.
How many Twinkies would you have to eat to preserve your body after death?
PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 12:15 pm
by AdriTan
One. But you have to eat it after death.
Why are our brains grey?
PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 12:48 pm
by rocklobster
so they can show up in X-rays better
Why do fictional bad guys find the misery they create so amusing? (that must be the reason they laugh so much)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 5:06 pm
by SilverToast
They like to hear the sound of a large body being hit against something. Included with rainbows.
Why is pie,the irrational number, so big?
PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 6:55 pm
by TheMewster
Because 3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.
Why are we asking these questions?
PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:20 am
by sarahjoy78
Because these are questions that MUST be answered.....
Would you risk your own life to save someone else?
PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 6:02 pm
by QtheQreater
For bacon, anything is possible.
Why don't rocks float?