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Captain Hammer's "Be Like Me" thread.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:27 pm
by Twister980
To be an amazing hero, like me. Captain Hammer. You must be aware of the many dangers facing our community.
There could be a villain stalking your neighborhood. I currently have a fancy schmansy list of things to be on the lookout for. Feel free to add to it.
Things to look out for:
1 - Death Nerds
2 - Classmates that excel in Math or Science
3 - General Lurking
4 - People that don't try to fit in
5 - Fake British accents
6 - Real British accents
7 - Those little Goatee Beards
8 - Eye Patches! That's a good one.
9 - People that say "Status Quo"
10 - Goggles
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:34 pm
by Crossfire
Twister980 (post: 1589768) wrote:4 - People that don't try to fit in
What about people
trying to fit in?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:41 pm
by Twister980
And failing? Oh, that's a good one.
11 - People trying to fit in
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:04 pm
by Vilo159
Well, I must just be a terrible person. 7/11. So does that make me like a wannabe villain, but not a full one?
By the way, what do you mean my Death Nerd?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:24 pm
by Bio_Plus
7 - Those little Goatee Beards
I live in a very dangerous neighborhood.
12 - People listening to iPods
13 - People wearing bandanas
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:07 pm
by Twister980
I can sort of accept 12 and 13, the thing is though, how do you tell if they are truly villains? Just check em against the list above.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:52 pm
by PrincessZelda
Captain Hammer? I think he's going by Castle these days.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:17 pm
by AdriTan
14. people that you have never met before that ask if they know you from somewhere
15. People that somehow are clumsy enough to spill jiff peanut butter from a dry spoon..... *raises hand* is guilty
PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:40 am
by Twister980
Actually 14 would fit more for me...
14. People that you might have seen one time at that one place, doing that one thing.
Now fifteen however, that is perfect. Only Death Nerds and Nerd Nerds can pull that off.
Oh yeah, I should probably add this one to the list.
16. People who sing at random while you pretend they're not there.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:07 pm
by Rewin
Captain Malcolm Reynolds....
Is not amused.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:18 pm
by SilverToast
17. That one person who catches you doing something strange or seems strange. (It might secretly be the same person for us all!)
18. Those super geniuses whom don't use a Linux distro, Mac OS X, or Windows operating system with their computers.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:03 am
by Twister980
19. Those people who stand in the supermarket line tweeting something that hasn't happened yet.
20. People who post vlogs about taking over the world / committing minor felonies.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:28 pm
by Yuki-Anne
21. People who listen to opera and drink red wine while petting a fluffy white cat.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:15 pm
by Twister980
22. People who clip coupons.
23. People who speak with a gravelly voice. Example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1j7lyRnxVE
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:09 pm
by SierraLea
Twister980 (post: 1589768) wrote:
4 - People that don't try to fit in
How Dare You! I am no villain, and I take pride in not fitting in! Sometimes that means being on fire for Christ!
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:18 pm
by Davidizer13
24. People who loudly proclaim their "special snowflake" status.
25. People who can't take jokes
26. Anyone who can't pronounce "molybdenite," "diastrophism," or "dysprosium" correctly
27. Hipsters who post everything they do on Instagram
PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:54 am
by Twister980
28. Anyone who can pronounce "molybdenite," "diastrophism," or "dysprosium" correctly.
29. Guys that wear lipstick and/or dye their hair.