Who killed Edward Elric?

[SincerelyAnomymous]

Basically the whole idea of the thread is propose how Edward Elric was (In this thread anyways) killed.

Here is the description of his death:

"Edward Elric was found lying on his bed. No blood. Just a pink scarf on him. He isn't breathing, he's just dead."

As you can clearly see by this being in Goof-Off, it's a joke thing. You explain in the most comical yet smart way possible, how Edward could've died. But more importantly, who killed him. You can also debate with others you disagree with.

I will determined over the course of time who is the correct person. And my answer will be based on who I think made the best explanation.

Note: For info on Edward Elric, go to Full Metal Alchemist on Wikipedia and search his character profile.

[Psycho Molos]

Winry got mad and fixed his automail prosthetics so he'd get infected and blood poisoned...

[Mr. SmartyPants]

It was me.

[Winry]

Winry got mad and fixed his automail prosthetics so he'd get infected and blood poisoned...

Sure blame me =P

[Edward]

Hey, I'm not dead, that guy lying on the bed is an imposter!

And why would you want to kill me Winry? That's not very nice.

[Winry]

Me want to kill you? Never! I mean sure I may throw the occassional wrench at your head, but it's all out of good fun... Yes, that's it. Good fun.

Anyways back to what really happened... that fake Edward was Envy pretending to be you. Yes, that is right. I defeated a homunculi.

[Diamond Dragon]

Me want to kill you? Never! I mean sure I may throw the occassional wrench at your head, but it's all out of good fun... Yes, that's it. Good fun.

Anyways back to what really happened... that fake Edward was Envy pretending to be you. Yes, that is right. I defeated a homunculi.

THIS.

[Darth_Kirby]

Nah, Mustang is just faking your death so that Father won't send Wrath to kill you. Be glad that he seems to be in the business of faking people's deaths. lol

[akorecki1]

I loved ed I think Winry is telling the truth. She did not kill him. What happened was he was reading a book and then fell back on his chair and hit a bookshelf and it fell over on him then killed him Al tried to bring him back so moved him to his bed but it did not work, and Al left him there.

[Lynna]

If he was really dead I would cry soooo bad...
...Not that he was ever actually alive in the first place

[akorecki1]

I wish he was alive at one point

[Lockon Stratos]

I loved ed I think Winry is telling the truth. She did not kill him. What happened was he was reading a book and then fell back on his chair and hit a bookshelf and it fell over on him then killed him Al tried to bring him back so moved him to his bed but it did not work, and Al left him there.

That sounds like a book I read, called House Rules.

[Jingo Jaden]

If anyone was killed, it was probably I who killed them.

[akorecki1]

I never read house rules

[Lockon Stratos]

Too bad, it's a really good read.

[akorecki1]

No one posted here for a long time maybe he was berried in salt.

[SierraLea]

Ed's in our regular world. He had been up all night in the gypsy camp with Noah dancing, and she tied a scarf around his neck for fun. In fact, they had so much fun, (seriously, something's going on between those two) that Ed didn't even bother to untie the scarf before he collapsed on his bed when he got home, and died because he pulled it way too tight. Al has yet to find the body.

[Winry]

It was... Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the Lead Pipe.

[Rewin]

It was Jingo Jaden, with the spoon, in the pantry. They were fighting over the last Twinkie.

[Winry]

Did you say the last Twinkie?

[Yuki-Anne]

The cause of his death was being way too fabulous.


Also, he divided by zero.