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Postby denimwriter » Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:45 pm

granted, but the didgimon world invaded and turned the pokemon into slaves.

I wish i had musical skills....
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Postby bobmonkeys » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:48 pm

Granted, but you are now deaf.

I wish that the person who grants this wish would get a giant chocolate bar.
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Postby Diamond Dragon » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:00 pm

Granted, but it has ANT on it! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I wish I has some seaweed...don't ask.
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Postby UniqueAngelStar » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:34 pm

Granted, but the fish just ate it

I wish I can go around the world in 80 days
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Postby denimwriter » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:35 am

Granted, but you are not Jackie Chan....

I wish I could see anberlin in concert
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Postby Sapphire225 » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:45 pm

Granted, but due to technical issues, the concert was cancelled.

I wish I had the money to study abroad right now.
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Postby denimwriter » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:38 pm

Granted, but the country you're in denied your transcripts.

I wish I could draw anime.
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Postby Sapphire225 » Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:43 am

Granted, but no one appreciates your artistic talent nor plot.

I wish Pluto was considered a planet again.
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Postby denimwriter » Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:58 pm

Granted, but it has a 'Goofy" face.

I wish I hadn't watched the "nana" movie. (based on the anime/manga about the two girls with the same name)
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Apr 17, 2011 4:49 pm

Granted. Instead, you watched the legendarily awful Star Wars Holiday Special. Why would you do that to yourself?

I wish for a real-life working portal gun.
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Postby Magicman7200 » Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:09 pm

granted, you shot the portal gun on the ceiling and floor and went through the portal and was stuck there forever

I wish that Kaligraphic didn't get stuck in the portal for ever
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:26 am

Granted. The portal collapses and poor Kali is obliterated.

I wish the air conditioner in here worked better.
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Postby Sapphire225 » Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:06 pm

Granted, but it breaks immediately after.

I wish this 7-page paper would do itself and be at least worth an A.
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Postby Alcuinus » Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:15 pm

Sapphire225 (post: 1474339) wrote:Granted, but it breaks immediately after.

I wish this 7-page paper would do itself and be at least worth an A.


Granted! It is a paper on the collision of mater and antimatter and how it pertains to spatial displacement portals... and is worth an A+! However, the paper is now sentient and ran away. There is no way to turn it in... and you now have a job with Aperture Laboratories... continue testing :)

I wish I had a working portal device
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:05 pm

Granted, but it's the same one that recently obliterated Kaligraphic. Have fun!

I wish I had an ice cream dispenser in my room.
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Postby UniqueAngelStar » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:10 pm

Granted, but suddenly it had a electrical shock and all the ice cream made a big mess in your room

I wish I can have my favorite flavored pocky shipped to my house everyday :D
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Postby Seto_Sora » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:22 pm

Granted, but every box comes expired by three years.

I wish I could go into a coma that really put my intellect into The World from the .Hack universe.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:41 am

Granted. Unfortunately, it turns out to be a hallucination as your brain continues to suffer horrific damage, turning you into a vegetable.

I wish I wasn't obliterated.
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Postby Sapphire225 » Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:30 pm

Granted, you materialize half-way, but have no lower body. Good luck walking on your hands.

I wish our world was like an anime: everyone looking like an anime character straight from Durarara!! to Baccano!
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:06 pm

Granted, but that also means life just got a LOT more violent.

I wish DC would stay as cool as it is right now all summer.
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Postby Ally-Ann » Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:17 pm

Granted, but that makes everywhere else blazing hot and now scientists are all "In your face!" about global warming and it's making me upset so I'm not your friend anymore. >:I

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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sun May 01, 2011 11:16 am

Granted, and as you will soon see...

I specifically wish it was blazing hot everywhere else! >:D
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Postby thisiskris89 » Sun May 01, 2011 1:48 pm

Granted,but everything has burned up except the little spot you are sitting!

I wish I had a unicorn!
i float like a cloud and sting like a paper cut!:thumb:
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Postby UniqueAngelStar » Sun May 01, 2011 6:36 pm

Granted, but she will run away to esquestria...or to ME!!!

I wish pokemon was real
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Postby bobmonkeys » Sun May 01, 2011 8:58 pm

Granted now numerous ten-year-olds everywhere are receiving their Pokemon badges that will encourage them to leave home to search for dangerous monsters that sometimes kill them, or they starve to death in the wild, or they will stop attending school to go on these quests which will cause them to not be able to obtain higher paying jobs when they are older which causes a drop in the economy.

I wish everyone on this thread would get their wishes granted correctly.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon May 02, 2011 4:10 am

Granted. Everyone on this thread gets their wishes granted correctly according to the rules of the thread - i.e. in a corrupted fashion.

I wish that I could get a bionic eye that shoots lasers.
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Postby thisiskris89 » Mon May 02, 2011 1:22 pm

Granted, but it goes crazy and shoots up everything and burns everything to dust!

I wish my favorite bishonen were real!
i float like a cloud and sting like a paper cut!:thumb:
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Postby Sapphire225 » Mon May 02, 2011 1:39 pm

Graned, but because of the many fangirls he has, he ends up accidently torn to pieces by the hordes of girls trying to keep him for themselves. tsk tsk tsk...

I wish I was a robot pilot...not of a gundam series (a modifier from a previous wish I made)
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon May 02, 2011 3:04 pm

Granted, you are a pilot who also happens to be a robot. Enjoy flying the local traffic report guy around during rush hour day after day.

I wish traffic reports around here were delivered by a robot reporter.
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Postby UniqueAngelStar » Mon May 02, 2011 5:14 pm

Granted, but the robot became glitchy and it gives you false news.

I wish I had unlimited cash.
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