Corrupted wish game

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:39 pm

Granted, but they outlaw SAT's. All that wasted time. (oh wait, I didn't really corrupt that, did I?)
I wish there was no basketball on Cartoon Network on Sunday mornings. (I wish I made that up)

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:20 am

Granted. It's been replaced by curling, and it's all day long.

I wish for a fancy computer mouse.

Postby **Ally-Ann** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:11 am

Granted. There is now an annoying mouse in a tuxedo sitting by your computer who asks if you would like a glass of wine every 10 seconds.

I wish for a boat load of chocolate! =D

Postby **Nate** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:47 pm

Granted, you have a boat load of chocolate sitting at the docks. Now, please pay the import tax on it which comes to a few hundred thousand dollars.

I wish I had my income tax refund already.

Postby **Dante** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:03 pm

Granted, but it comes with an IRS audit notice.

I wish it wouldn't be so hot in here!

Postby **KougaHane** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:11 pm

Granted. Enjoy hypothermia.

I wish I had faster internet. And a faster mind.

Postby **Sapphire225** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:52 pm

Granted. Your computer moves so fast, it overloads and blows up.And so does your mind.

I wish that I didn't have a class that conflicted with an extra-credit session. :shady:

Postby **Edward** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:02 pm

Granted, it now interferes with two extra credit sessions.

I wish I didn't have to take algebra.

Postby **Sapphire225** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:25 pm

Granted.But youhave to take Calculus II instead. And without algebra, it is much harder.

I wish I could fly!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:56 am

Granted. Unfortunately, landing safely is another matter, and you're seconds away from becoming just a smear on the terrain.

I wish for the ability to summon bears against my enemies.

Postby **Ally-Ann** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:02 am

Granted. But you don't know about the ability.

I wish I weren't allergic to any animals.

Postby **Sapphire225** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:39 am

Granted, now you're allergic to all humans, including yourself.

I wish I was taller!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:51 pm

Granted... in a relative sense. Technically, you're still the same hight you always were, but every other person and object in the world just got a little shorter.

I wish the next Mega Man game had a boss named Guacamole Man.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:18 am

Granted. It's the new Mega Man drinking game, invented right now. One of the "boss" challenges involves eating guacamole. Sad to say, this doesn't make it a very good, or even particularly interesting drinking game, and it is quickly forgotten.

I wish that people would spontaneously break out into song and dance numbers.

Postby **Magicman7200** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:12 pm

granted but they turned into letters instead of numbers

i wish for a macbook pro

Postby **Sapphire225** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:36 pm

Granted, but the moment you get itworking, you get a BSOD.

I wish I was the greatest musician in the world.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:17 am

Granted. You are trapped in a sealed-off mine a mile below the surface, and are the greatest musician at that depth. Also, you have only a few hours before you suffocate. Perhaps thats why other musicians don't go that deep?

I wish for the ability to raise the dead.

Postby **Ally-Ann** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:40 am

Granted. You've raised the dead, now we have a horde of zombies chasing everyone.

I wish for the zombies to be completely dead.

Postby **Sapphire225** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:07 pm

Granted, but then many of the survivors get infected with the Las Plagas, which make them even harder to kill than zombies.

I wish I had an AK-47 to combat the las-plagas zombies.

Postby **Edward** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:46 pm

Granted, but all of the zombies are regenerators, and since you don't have the infrared scope, you waste all of your ammo trying to destroy the individual parasites, and the zombies kill you.

I wish Sapphire had a rocket launcher with infinite ammo so she can kill the regenerating Las-Plagas zombies.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:35 pm

Granted but infinite ammo takes up an infinite amount of space therefore the zombies, Sapphire, and you are all crushed underneath.

I wish I had an army of monkeys that will write manga for me.

Postby **Ally-Ann** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:12 pm

Granted. They write manga for you, then chuck it at your head, driving you insane and giving you a terrible conussion.

I wish bobmonkey's manga-writing monkies would stop throwing things.

Postby **Dr.Faust** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:54 pm

Granted There now punching your but atleast they stoped throwing stuff

I wish SNK will come out with KOFXIII for 360

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:25 pm

Granted, but only one character is playable. And it sucks.
I wish Syfy still played Doctor Who.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:30 pm

Granted, they have office parties where they play Doctor Who for employees. You're not invited.

I wish that Syfy would invite rocklobster to their Doctor Who office parties.

Postby **Sapphire225** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:28 am

Granted, they invite him, but he gets stuck in traffic on the way there and by the time he gets to his destination, it is over and everyone has gone home.

I wish rock had came on time.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:54 am

Granted, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson showed up on time. He also ate all the snacks.

I wish that Hulu would pick up Doctor Who.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:34 pm

Granted, but it's the movie. With the 8th doctor. And that's all they have.
I wish Grave of the Fireflies had a happy ending

Postby **Magicman7200** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:31 pm

granted but the ending was so good they had to ban it in every country's

I wish vegeta said "its over 8915!"

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:52 pm

Granted. He says "Its over 8915!" when referring to how many dollars Bulma's new pair of shoes cost when they go shopping.

I wish there hadn't been an earthquake/tsunami/nuclear reactor malfunction in Japan.

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