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Postby Diamond Dragon » Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:26 pm

Granted, but the work doesn't get done right. >_>

I wish Chibi's chocolate cake was bigger.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:00 pm

Granted, it's huge... and filled with spiders.

I wish for a chocolate cake of reasonable size with no spiders in it.
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Postby QuirkyIceHeart » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:15 pm

Granted. Instead of spiders, it has monkeys.

I wish for a perfectly NORMAL cake for Chibi.
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Postby PonderingChibi » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:28 pm

granted. I get a normal cake. But sadly, I get a disease that I cannot eat normal things. and it happens right before I get the cake. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I wish for my imaginary disease to go away so I can eat my cake.
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Postby rocklobster » Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:33 am

Granted, but someone's poisoned the cake.
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Postby Yuki-Anne » Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:39 am

Granted. You are inside the belly of the character "Oz" from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Das just nasty.

I wish Seth Green hadn't eaten rocklobster.
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Postby Ally-Ann » Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:14 am

Granted. Rocklobster ate Seth Green instead.

I wish I were invincible.
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Postby animefanatic777 » Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:30 pm

Granted, but you're only invincible to random Teddy Bear attacks on the city you live in, unfortunately what you're going against is Teddy CHAIRS, you mistaking the two words together somehow, you went out to save the city, but in the end, you went in to a comatose state. I am really sorry for you :(

I wish that Ally-Ann would wake up soon, and be invincible to everything the universe and more can throw at her :3
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Maya: "Shh! Listen Nick! You'll miss something important like you usually do!"

Layton: "-Insert some insane puzzle/riddle thing-"

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Phoenix: "... Oh look! He's gone in to the castle, let's go after him and investigate! -Runs off-"

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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:30 pm

Granted... in the cosmic sense, at least. And, "soon," in the cosmic sense is a LONG time away for us pitiful, finite beings, so it'll still take a little while for her to wake up.

I wish there was an unauthorized, awesomely-bad Hong Kong film about my life that I could watch whenever I wanted.
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Postby rocklobster » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:24 pm

Granted, but it's dubbed by 4Kids.
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Postby Diamond Dragon » Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:14 pm

Granted, but they don't get along all that well.

I wish There was a movie that is a cross of Generator Rex and Astro boy (from the movie)
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Postby Midknight74012 » Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:03 pm

Granted, it's Slovak and no one bothered to dub it in English.

I wish for any and all of my wishes to become true without getting corrupted.
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Postby Diamond Dragon » Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:15 pm

Granted, but you wish for something horrible.

I wish the movie was in english! D:
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Postby Edward » Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:25 pm

Granted, but everyone speaks in an unintelligible Cockney accent.

I wish I had enough money to buy the Last Exile box set.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:52 am

Granted, but you have no television or DVD player... or house, food, or change of clothing. Do you really want to spend all the resources you have in the world on that box set?

I wish that Edward wasn't homeless.
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Postby QuirkyIceHeart » Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:43 am

Granted. He lives here: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/177/474472563_a54bd81627.jpg

I wish that Edward had protection against all the awful things probably living in that house D:
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Postby Ally-Ann » Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:26 am

Granted, but he doesn't have protection for anything that IS in that house, such as huge bug infestations, rabid wolves, and creepy spiders the size of dinner plates.

I wish for perfect teeth!
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Postby animefanatic777 » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:59 am

Granted! Everything else on/in your body though is pretty imperfect though. Lots a sickies now dearie :( lol

I wish Ally-Ann could have a perfect body.
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Phoenix: "OK... I guess, but don't you think-"

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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:24 am

Granted. Of course, now she has to figure out how to dispose of a corpse without going to jail for murder...

I wish that Ally-Ann could beat the murder rap.
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Postby rocklobster » Sun Feb 06, 2011 7:34 pm

Granted, now she has a kleptomania rap to beat.
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Postby Ally-Ann » Sun Feb 06, 2011 7:42 pm

Granted. They are now on a losing streak!

I wish my sore throat would go away.
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Postby QuirkyIceHeart » Sun Feb 06, 2011 11:40 pm

Granted. Your head falls to the ground in a matter of moments.

I wish my friend would understand...
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:50 am

Granted, but the knowledge drives him/her insane.

I wish that Cthulhu would fhtagn in a fish tank.
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Postby rocklobster » Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:01 am

I can't understand your wish, so I can't corrupt it.
I wish I could hang out with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Postby Sapphire225 » Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:03 pm

Granted, but the Shredder finds out and holds you hostage until you spill the beans on all you know about the TMNT, with torture involved.

I wish rocklobster wasn't held hostage by Shredder.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:06 am

Granted. Shredder takes no prisoners.

I wish Mario Andretti and Mario Lopez stared in their own Nintendo game.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:58 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, you bought it before realizing that it was an unauthorized gay porn game, and the shock of it leaves you unable to play video games without thinking about it. Also, you flinch at inopportune moments.

I wish for a legit Naruto/Bleach crossover, just because.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:44 pm

Granted, but all the Naruto and Bleach characters end up playing second fiddle to the TRUE stars: the cast of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!

I wish the next Mega Man game had a boss named String Cheese Man.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:49 pm

Granted. It also has bosses named Miracle Whip Man, Roast Beef Man, and Hefty Man. In fact, the whole thing is less a "game" and more a "grocery store advertisement". The objective of the game is to shop for common products at a grocery store.

I wish that I could create string cheese any time I wanted, magically.
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Postby sailorsaturn » Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:34 pm

Granted, but a few people who love string cheese a little (a LOT) too much find out and kidnap you forcing you to create sting cheese when ever THEY want.

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