Corrupted wish game

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:11 pm

I wish ingemar made more sense.

Postby **Chocobo777** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 2:54 pm

granted you now own a URL to English dictionary but can't figure out how to use it.

I wish my brother wouldn't read over my shoulder.

Postby **faithfighter** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 3:02 pm

granted, he now pushes you off the chair and reads...^^

I wish i could get lead roll in a play

Postby **Chocobo777** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 3:10 pm

[button=wish granter]wish granter has misread your wish and has instead put you in a play where you are dressed as a piece of lead. have a nice day![/button]

I wish for a button that actually works.

Postby **faithfighter** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 3:18 pm

wish granted, it works...but it was tampered w/.so when you press it your compy explodes.

I wish for a 1000 wishes

Postby **Chocobo777** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 3:23 pm

Wish granted, you no longer have unlimited wishes on this thread.

I wish for page 95 (sorry, running out of ideas)

Postby **faithfighter** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 3:26 pm

granted but you don't like what you see there (*shurg* so am I lol)

I wish for a puppy

Postby **Chocobo777** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 3:32 pm

granted, but when it grows up it dissappears because it's no longer a puppy.

I wish for more Tsubasa and .Hack manga

Postby **faithfighter** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 3:33 pm

granted but the last page is ripped out of each!!!

I wish for more hours in the day

Postby **Chocobo777** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 3:35 pm

Granted, their are now 48 hours in a day, but only 30 minutes in an hour.

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 3:40 pm

graneted you now have a wish but forgot it

i wish i had a good pick of my characer Grey

Postby **EireWolf** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:36 pm

Granted, but then Trogdor the Burninator strikes again.

I wish my dad would wake up so we could watch a movie.

Postby **Chocobo777** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:44 am

Granted but they are too small.

*Takes deap breath* I wish for a 24 inch flatscreen TV that works that noone or me will destroy and it won't break ever and it has to have all the good channels and work all day and be the colour blue and come with a DVD player and VCR and wireless remote and that it won't be stolen and has adequate picture and volume and is a good TV and I don't want to pay for it, in other words I wish that it was free.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 2:30 pm

Granted but you end up having to work at Sears for the rest of your life as that is the only way you're gonna have your wish granted legally.

I wish that there was a 24 hour all Rumiko Takahashi Anime Network!

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 2:50 pm

granted, but as per a previous wish "their are now 48 hours in a day, but only 30 minutes in an hour." and unfortunately the 24 hours that its on, you dont get to see it because you are constantly busy, and unfortunately you can't record any of it.

I wish I had something fun to do.

Postby **Maledicte** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 4:41 pm

Great, but it's only fun for the sadistic cannibals set on roasting you.

I wish I wasn' t so sleepy.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:06 pm

Granted, you are now fully awake - which is good, because you've just been sold into my service, must attend to my every whim 24/7/365 without fail, and have just been asked to do something. (To get me a glass of cola.)

I wish I hadn't had to sell my kidney to afford to buy SirThinks2Much.

Postby **Maledicte** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:27 pm

Granted, not only did you have to sell your kidney but also an arm and a leg and donate bone marrow.

I wish I wasn't Kaligraphic's slave. The implications are too much...@__@

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:49 pm

granted... youre my minion now, which is much much worse.

I wish ST2M would enjoy being a minion

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:32 pm

Granted, but she's enjoying being my minion again. (I'm a very nice person to be enslaved by, really. I don't make my servants do anything too weird, except for maybe the occasional assassination, but even that is only the ones who are trained in kung fu. I even provide medical and dental benefits.*)

I wish that people would stop stealing my servants.

*Through an HMO. They're not as much fun to deal with as I am, but accepted at more hospitals and medical offices.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:39 pm

granted, but all your servants are now my servants, and I am also now your "overlord", "leader", "head honcho", "boss", ect. and you very happy working for me.

I wish that some of my minions would wear neko hats.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:51 pm

Granted, but in order to do that, you have to spend your life finding more minions to set under my control, until you find all of the ones who are supposed to wear the neko hats.

I wish that my lord SigmaKnight had a Japanese schoolgirl who followed him around and who could see a "glow" from each of the minions he's supposed to recruit for me, so that I could make jokes about "SigmaYasha".

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:59 am

Granted, but instead of going around finding each individual minion, big meetings are held in which all the glowing minions are found quickly and given hats. And as a side effect i get even kawaii-er and cooler, with neko ears and all minions that i put under your control love and live to serve me, and tend to want to do that quite a bit.

I wish i could do my "evil villain" laugh right now. @.@

Postby **Ingemar** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:19 am

Granted, but you get laryngitis afterwards.

I wish I could have a real family.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:43 am

Granted, but you've got 15,268,695,469 siblings and get lost in the shuffle

I wish I had more vacation before school started back up

Postby **Ingemar** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:56 am

Granted, but you're also working graveyard shifts.

I wish for absolutely nothing.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:46 am

Granted, you are now in a dimension where absolutely nothing except you exists, except for you. You float nothingness and are very bored.

I wish that ingemar was back where everything was. @.@

Postby **Maledicte** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:17 am

Granted, he's back where everything WAS--but it's not there anymore, it got moved--so now he's back floating in nothing.

I wish I could return the favor and turn SigmaKnight and Kaligraphic into my minions for a long time. And that they would not revolt, but I would give them paid vacation time.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:30 am

Granted but "a long time" is only about 5 seconds, before I go back to being the leader and Kaligraphic and ST2M become my trusted seconds in command, who would gladly lay down their life for me. As for the vacation time, kali and I go off for a while leaving good old ST2M with all the evil overlord paperwork.

edit: XD And by the way, we are quite pleasant and not the least bit revolting.

I wish that i had a new vacuum cleaner. @.@

Postby **Maledicte** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:02 pm

Granted but it's so powerful it sucks you up into its black hole, which is why it was so powerful in the first place.

5 seconds isn't a long time....*pouts* *folds paperwork into airplanes*

I wish all the little figurines in my living room would start dancing to the music I'm listening to. (Cowboy Bebop soundtrack)

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