Corrupted wish game

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:46 pm

Granted, but it's a series of Michael Bay movies.

I wish for Superballs. Millions and millions of Superballs.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:03 am

Granted, but we're all secretly judging you for wishing for mass gay Superman porn. Weirdo.

I wish that it was war.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:51 pm

Granted, but now the world is devastated and we're living in a post-apocalyptic nightmare. Thanks a lot.

I wish the construction right outside my window would cease and desist.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:01 pm

Granted, now the construction has moved inside your house O.O

I wish that this was the moment of truth and the moment to lie, the moment to live and the moment to die.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:05 pm

Granted, but now because it's so many things all at once, you're paralyzed by uncertainty.

I wish I had something to eat besides rice.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:30 pm

Granted, you have your left arm to eat...mmmm...

I wish for a warning to the people, the good and the evil.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:32 pm

Granted an--whoops, there went the warning. Did you hear it?

I wish for pancakes.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:27 pm

Granted. They're meat pancakes, made from everybody you've ever known.

I wish that casual horror would permeate this thread.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:34 pm

Granted. Now everybody is having nightmares.

I wish I could find my lost earring.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:40 pm

Granted, but you're going to have to use a pretty sinister-looking hook to get it out of your sinus cavity...

I wish Sallie Mae would forget about my student debt...

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:41 pm

Granted. But a couple decades down the road, they remember, and add on interest.

I wish for everyone I know to come back to life. And not be zombies.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:46 pm

Granted. They come back as chinchillas.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside today.

Postby **Aquilla** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:10 pm

Granted, but now your toes freeze off.

I wish i was black

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:21 pm

*dumps black, lead based paint on Aquilla* Granted.

I wish that all bureaucracies would roll over and die, never to bother us again.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:54 pm

Granted. But now you've been kidnapped, and since there's no documentation of your existence, the proper authorities won't do anything.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain weight.

Postby **Nate** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:57 pm

Granted, now all you want to eat is celery sticks.

I wish I didn't have any problems and nothing was wrong with me and I wasn't messed up.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:43 pm

Granted. Now you're Jesus. Good luck with that crucifixion thing.

I wish I had some celery sticks.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:59 pm

Yuki-Anne (post: 1426018) wrote:Granted. Now you're Jesus. Good luck with that crucifixion thing.

And rising three days later, ascending to heaven to sit at the right hand of the Father only to descend at the end of the world to bring about an age of peace and prosperity...dang, Nate just got it good.

Granted, however because you just committed some form of heresy by elevating Nate to Godhood, it's your last meal before the Inquisition has its way with you...enjoy it while it lasts.

I wish this cold would go away.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:05 pm

Granted. Just talk to Nate.

I wish I wasn't a heretic.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:30 pm

Granted, now everyone around you is, and they could use a blood sacrifice for their unholy rituals.

I wish that kitties could transform into giant super-robots whenever I wanted.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:37 pm

Granted. But they forget where they came from when they're giant super-robots, and they systematically hunt down and destroy all the other kitties and giant super-robots.

I wish I could fly.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:00 pm

Granted, given enough initial velocity...

I wish life were a series of musicals.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:24 pm

Granted, but they're High School Musicals...all 6 (or is it 7?) of them...played in loop...over and over again.

I wish I didn't have class before 10AM tomorrow...

Postby **QtheQreater** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:39 pm

Granted. You have a lab instead...the lab of DOOM!!! And tiny frog dissections...

I wish my refrigerator would automatically stock things that I'm craving...

Postby **Blacklight** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:44 pm

Granted, but you gain so much weight you become confined to your chair.

I wish I would stop being afraid of stupid things.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:48 pm

Granted. But now intelligence terrifies you.

I wish my mouth didn't hurt.

Postby **Blacklight** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:46 pm

Granted, but now both of your feet hurt, and you spend the rest of your life wishing you never had feet to begin with.

I wish our library system had all of the titles that I've been wanting to read.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:50 pm

Granted. The library is full of titles, but the books themselves are missing.

I wish for doughnuts.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:31 am

Granted. Those pesky kids keep doing doughnuts right outside while you're trying to concentrate. Or sleep. Or do anything, really. In fact, it almost seems like they're just doing to pester you.

I wish that Yuki-Anne would change her profile location to "In a secret killer robot factory."

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:49 am

Granted. But it's in Japanese, so you can't understand it.

I wish that Kaligraphic would clean out his catbox of DOOM every once in a while.

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