Corrupted wish game

Postby **Tamachan319** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:43 pm

Granted. Your hat is so nice that it talks to you nonstop, in every moment of your life. By the way, you can't take it off.
I wish I could control the weather.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:44 pm

Granted. You can control the weather as it applies to you only. You have two choices - blistering, scorching hot, or freezing, arctic cold. Nothing in between.

I wish for the world in between.

Postby **ST. Attidude** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:08 pm

Granted, but for some strange reason, it's turned inside-out.

I wish that I had actual canine teeth.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:24 am

Granted. They're being stuck into you by actual canines who are biting you.

I wish for Prince Poppycock to sing at my church.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:07 am

Granted, but they tar and feather him, then they kill him.
I wish world peace was actually attainable.

Postby **Nate** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:30 pm

Granted, all human beings die and the world is now at peace.

I wish my bed was more comfortable.

Postby **Blacklight** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:49 pm

Granted, your bed is .01% more comfortable now than it has ever been.

I wish I understood.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:23 pm

Granted, but what you understand now is the intricate workings of your colon, and only your colon.

I wish I could speak Japanese fluently.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:46 am

Granted. Now if only you could be understood by those who spoke English, because now you've forgotten how to talk in English.
I wish I could translate runes.

Postby **OfficerSting** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:32 am

Granted. Too bad you've gone blind.

I wish I had a super-powerful computer.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:22 pm

Granted, and it looks like this:

Have fun!

I wish my hat had air conditioning.

Postby **Nate** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:18 pm

Granted, but the system is so heavy that it snaps your neck when you try to put your hat on.

I wish people would quit living in the past.

Postby **Blacklight** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:29 pm

Granted, people now live in limbo; there is no past, no present and no future.

I wish for better memory.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:29 pm

Granted, your computer now has lost of extra memory, but you've forgotten how to access any of it.

I wish classical music included more kazoo.

Postby **XIV_whisper** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:38 pm

Granted, u have classiacal music with kazoo, but it sucks and u don't like it

i wish i had a dollar

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:05 pm

Granted, but inflation has driven prices up so high that you can't buy anything at all.

I wish I had a cell phone.

MAL profile · Postby **FllMtl Novelist** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:50 pm

Granted, but the permanent ringtone that you can never change is "Dueling Banjos" (*wonders if that's really so bad*)

I wish I never had to do schoolwork again.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:48 pm

Granted, but now your brain has turned to mush and all you can do during intelligent conversation is drool.

I wish my hair was long.

Postby **OfficerSting** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 7:43 am

Granted. Is 90 feet long enough?

I wish more games in the Tales series would come out stateside.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:16 am

Granted, the entire Tales of a Plumber series is scheduled to come out stateside, so you can unclog and fix toilets, drains, sinks, showers, and other water fixtures. It's not really my cup of tea, but, eh, you asked for them.

I wish for a drink that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 1:52 pm

Granted. Now you're drinking Pepto Bismol.

I wish to be a frood who really know where her towel is.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 7:57 pm

Granted, but you disappear during a hyperspace jump due to being from an unstable sector of the Galaxy.

I wish I had a shotgun that fired Coco Puffs.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:00 pm

Granted, but it shoots them at deadly speeds and you end up killing people. Sorry man. :/

I wish for more motivation to work out, in the form of a deadly weapon if needed.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:14 am

Granted, but now you will be shot and/or dismembered if you attempt to rest or drink anything.

I wish for chocolate chip cookies.

Postby **sailorsaturn** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:24 pm

Granted... but those aren't chocolate chips...

I wish that I didn't freeze up when I know that people are going to see something that I've drawn so that I could actually draw something GOOD.

Postby **XIV_whisper** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:48 pm

granted, now you burn when people are going to see your drawings

i wish i had a girlfriend (no gayness please)

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:01 pm

Granted. She seems perfect for you, up until you finally work up the nerve to propose, and she tells you she's pregnant with your best friend's baby and was really only going out with you out of pity. She takes all your friends with her when she exits your life, leaving you heartbroken and alone.

I wish that XIV_whisper had friends again.

Postby **Yuki-Anne** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:40 pm

Granted. But they're all talking animals.

I wish I had nicer clothes.

Postby **Atria35** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:34 pm

Granted. You now only own one pair of clothes- that would be considered the height of style in the 80's.

I wish I owned Verizon!

Postby **Nate** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:08 pm

Granted. However, after you acquire it, it is sued successfully in court by various agencies for unsavory deeds. This destroys the company, forcing it to go bankrupt and leaving its stock worthless, putting you in the poorhouse.

I wish people weren't susceptible to the lies others tell.

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