Corrupted wish game

[Midknight74012]

Granted, the manual was lost on February 31st

I wish popcorn wouldn't get stuck in my teeth.

[MomentOfInertia]

Fine, you no longer have teeth.

I wish I had time to catch up on my reading.

[bkilbour]

you are left to live the rest of your life in agonizing yearning. Poor guy.

Hooray for agonizing yearning! I feel like I'm a part of a Kei Toume manga!

inertia, your wish is granted. But then your glasses break. You then sputter "but... but that's not fair! That- tha- that's not fair! There was time now!"
The world hasn't ended, though; in all honesty, you are really only mildly inconvenienced, so hey you got lucky.

I wish I owned mount Ranier.

[Peanut]

Granted but it erupts, wipes out Seattle, and everyone holds you responsible.

I wish I had this sermon all set already.

[Dr.Faust]

Granted but a tornado destroys your church(Sorry)

I wish I could see the David Crowder Band

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, your eyes work, so, if the David Crowder Band were there, you could see them. Since they're not there, their image does not appear.

I wish that Radical Dreamer was in charge of lolcats.

[Angel37]

Granted, your eyes work, so, if the David Crowder Band were there, you could see them. Since they're not there, their image does not appear.

I wish that Radical Dreamer was in charge of lolcats.

Granted, and she charges $5.99 to view each lolcat to help fund her anime collection.

I wish my cold would clear up.

[Pejiilu]

Granted, but now you're burning up (lol had to do it)

I wish i could get that last slice of pie in the Frige - . -

[Nate]

Granted, but the piece of pie did not age well in the fridge, and so eating it makes you violently ill with food poisoning.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

[Pejiilu]

Granted, but you have to work tomorrow

I wish i had the Awesome Phantom of the opera costumes

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but they are stolen property. You are quickly arrested and put in jail for possession of the stolen costumes.

I wish that unicorns were the solution to all the world's problems.

[Pejiilu]

Granted, but there just horeses with paper cones glued to there heads

I wish i could not be so sleepy right now...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, there is a man with a gun demanding that you not be so sleepy right now or he'll shoot you.

...

*bang*


I wish that Pejiilu would come back to life with superpowers.

[bkilbour]

Granted. Then she's shot again. I guess her secret weakness was bullets.

I wish there were tissues made for iguanas, so that when they sneeze, they can be more polite.

[OfficerSting]

Granted; you are now responsible for making every single one of those tissues by hand from now on.

I wish I had super reflexes.

[FllMtl Novelist]

Granted. Because of your unique skills, the United States sends you to Middle Earth to act as ambassador. The representatives you speak with are all Ents. Your skills are wasted, and to end your misery you eventually run into a wall.

I wish they aired Marx Brothers movies all days long.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, all Marx Brothers movies are now strung out on the back porch to air out all day long.

I wish someone made a sequel to The Shining that featured pointless cross-overs with A Nightmare on Elm Street, Hellraiser, and The Brave Little Toaster.

[bkilbour]

Granted. You now have a DVD copy of "Watchmen."

I wish Rip Torn starred in more movies.

[Pejiilu]

Granted, but he's later on reduced to a extra because he hated being the star of the show


I wish everyone wouldn't kill me ;-;

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, they just beat you up.

I wish for a colony of edible marshmallow people.

[OfficerSting]

Granted, but they are so sick of your tyranny that they band together and form a rebel faction.

I wish that all my future wishes couldn't be corrupted.

[bkilbour]

Granted, but now all you can wish for is that Pejiilu would be perfectly happy and live for another 165 years, but all in exceptional health.
The wishes are constantly granted, never corrupted, and you get nothing.

I wish that all the blue people in avatar died horrible deaths.

[OfficerSting]

Granted. Every smurf on Pandora is dead.

I wish for a floating robot butler named Wadsworth.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. He's the one who murdered you. The butler did it.

I wish for the last unicorn, in a stew.

[bkilbour]

Granted, but it tastes awful - and then the government jails you for killing and eating the last of an endangered species.

I wish the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow was MINE.

[OfficerSting]

Granted. The empty pot that contained the gold is now yours.

I wish Twilight never existed.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, day and night now have a discrete transition. The series, however, still exists, as it references the idea of twilight, rather than the thing itself.

I wish that the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow was a home-cooked meal.

[RefractedAhav]

granted, but It's meat loaf made jr high cafeteria style served with a side of old potatos and rancid milk

I wish I was a better artist.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Emphasis on was. Your artistic ability is decreasing every day, leaching off into oblivion.

I wish that four plus four equaled ninety seven and an Elvis.

[jadeTheshade]

granted. for you. of course it dosn't for anyone else...have fun trying to explain it to the guys in the white coats...

i wish for a cameo in Final Fantasy: Advent Children