Corrupted wish game

[Hohenheim]

Granted, but your discovery creates a paradox that breaks apart the very fabric of the space-time continuum, thus destroying the universe.

I wish that from this point on I never failed a test.

[Atria35]

Granted. But then you're suspended for academic dishonesty for getting the school's geniuses to take them for you!

I wish I had better drawing skills

[Midknight74012]

Granted, you become the most famous artist in the world. Now with all your fame, you don't have time to draw anymore thus lose your skills.

I wish I could be fully awake in the mornings at 6:30 A.M. during the weekdays

[airichan623]

Granted, but you're half asleep every other day light hour.

I wish I had the Code Geass Part I Limited Edition (English version) DVD boxed set not bootleg, given to me without doing anything illegal in the proces, has all pieces in it in perfect condition. (I DARE you to corrupt this. I dare you to try)

[bkilbour]

Granted; you get the DVD box set as an enlistement bonus for joining the Marine Corps, with an MOS of "Chef."
Oh, and your contract is for 10 years.

I wish they wouldn't tax my enlistment bonus -A-
they're cutting my $10,000 in half, just for taxes!

[airichan623]

Granted, but now you can keep it for only $10 a day for the next year!

I wish I could go swimming on a beach right now...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, You now have the skill to go swimming on a beach. You lost the ability to swim in water, though, so don't go too far from the sand. Also, you look really silly trying to swim on top of sand.

I wish for a kitten.

[Alcuinus]

Granted... you now have all of Nate's kittens

I wish for infinite skill in one area of interest to me.

[MomentOfInertia]

Granted, you have infinite typing speed but that speed destroys any keyboard you attempt to use.

I wish I was better a coming up with wishes

[bkilbour]

Granted. Your wishes will be spectacular and witty, but will always be corrupted in horrible ways that trump even the best of 'em.

I wish that Sean Connery was an invincible power in the world, allying himself with the battle whale fleet to defeat Rgruskl, the tyrranical despot of the sock drawer dimension.

[FllMtl Novelist]

Granted. Mr. Connery and the battle whale fleet defeat Rguski in an epic battle and save the world/galaxy/universe, but you don't get to see it because all the news cameras inexplicably suffer from simultaneous technical difficulties. Man, what are the odds?

Too bad you didn't see it, it was awesome.

Anyway, I wish I had all the time and resources to watch all the anime and videos I could ever want. (Corrupt that!)

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Earth is destroyed. Everybody you care about is dead, and you have all the time in the world. But now your eyes are going...

I wish that Simpsons hadn't done it.

[Angel37]

Granted. Earth is destroyed. Everybody you care about is dead, and you have all the time in the world. But now your eyes are going...

I wish that Simpsons hadn't done it.

Granted. Spongebob did it instead.

I wish Star Wars Episode One had a better plot.

[FllMtl Novelist]

Granted. In fact, the plot is so incredible and so epic that the movie is entire days long, and everybody (including you) falls asleep partway through, ruining the whole experience.

I wish I could fly around without airplanes (or jetpacks).

[MomentOfInertia]

Granted. You fly around by sling shot

I wish I had a million dollars
(probably been done before but its all I got.)

[Dr.Faust]

Granted but its a million yen

I wish to be a prinny

[MomentOfInertia]

Granted. You are a prinny plush toy:)

I wish sy-fy would go back to sci-fi.

[Atria35]

Granted. But now physics goes to fizzix.

I wish I had a third eye

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. One of your eyes becomes very nearsighted, greatly disorienting you. In order to function normally, you have to wear half of a pair of glasses. Because it's only one side, people taunt you as three-eyes.

I wish that Atria35 had twelve eyes.

[FllMtl Novelist]

Granted, but ten of them are kept in a jar in her fridge.

I wish Nickelodeon would air Invader ZIM again, at a time I would be able to watch it.

[Dr.Faust]

(I wish for this too) Granted but JV is no longer the writer or director

I wish I had the cash to go get my joystick moded.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but that turns out to be a euphemism for something private, painful, and gruesome.

I wish for a goat.

[Dr.Faust]

(Ha I see what ya did there)

Granted but the goat is Satan

I wish to be a watermelon.

[bkilbour]

Granted. You taste bad, and I stop eating you after one bite.

I wish I was fireproof.

[Dr.Faust]

Granted now your a Piller song

I wish I could sing

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, you are now the best Tuvan throat singer outside of Siberia.

I wish I had a fresh bag of powdered doughnuts.

[FllMtl Novelist]

Granted. But there's also a dead squirrel in the bag. Ick.

I wish I had an awesome hat.

[Atria35]

Granted. But it matches/goes with nothing in the world.

I wish Godzilla would destroy Tokyo Tower!

[RefractedAhav]

Granted but Godzilla is tabby cat dyed green by a 5 yr old and tokyo tower was a macaroni model made by the 5 yr old's sister for school.

I wish I could fly anywhere I want whenever I want.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. You have access to a giant slingshot. Landing is a bit... fatal, though.

I wish for 99 bottles of rum.