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Postby Alcuinus » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:40 pm

Granted but it has no doors... or windows... or any way for you to get in
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Postby Gelka » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:50 pm

[color="Lime"]Granted but, it's never granted.
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Postby Atria35 » Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:46 am

Granted, but you need to pick it up from the junkyard.

I wish Cruchyroll let everyone watch the new epsodes they release at the same time, instead of premium members getting to watch them first!
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Postby rocklobster » Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:27 pm

granted, but they have to sit through fifteen extra minutes of commercials.
I wish I could go back in time and get all the issues of Crisis on Infinite Earths.
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Postby bkilbour » Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:35 pm

*Granted, but a friend of yours spoils the end before you get to read them.
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Postby Atria35 » Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:42 pm

Granted, but it falls apart the moment you get it out of the case.
I wish I was already moved into my apartment
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Postby jim_wijit » Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:31 am

Granted. You are officially moved in. Too bad about that fire...

I wish that the new episode of 'Adventure Time' hadn't been all glitchy when it recorded on my Tivo.
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Postby MightiMidget » Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:05 pm

Granted, but the show got canceled next day and the rest of the episodes won't be available anywhere.

I wish we could find a house already.
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Postby Midknight74012 » Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:14 pm

Granted, you now live in the world's biggest mansion where you get lost and can never find your way out.

I wish things cleaned themselves up.
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Postby MightiMidget » Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:19 pm

Granted, but those things to take over the world and eradicate mankind. :)

I wish my cat was here. sigh.
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Postby Atria35 » Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:31 pm

Granted. And its just ruined your computer in the smelliest, most disgusting way possible.

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Postby Yamamaya » Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:43 pm

Granted but it gives your computer a virus.

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Postby MightiMidget » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:58 pm

Granted, but you join the capes in jet engines.

I wish my headache and nausea would go away. -_-
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:16 pm

Granted, they're both overpowered by a sudden, overwhelming compulsion to yodel on the roof at all times.

I wish the Sahara Desert was covered in Meringue.
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Postby Derek_Is_Me » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:25 pm

Granted, but it changes into cucumbers that noone wants to eat.

I wish that it was April 24 already.
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"Although I look into infinity. I only see the lords eyes, always shining upon my face and smiling in my heart. He will always be with me, no matter where I may go. Always watch over me lord. For I shall be eternal in your light."-Derek.
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Postby rocklobster » Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:18 am

granted, but you missed the end of the world.
I wish we actually got Power Rangers DVDs.
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Postby Winry » Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:06 am

Granted, but they are all dubbed in a language you don't understand and have no subtitles.

I wish I had more time to watch anime.
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Postby Derek_Is_Me » Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:26 pm

Granted, but it's none of the anime that you want to watch.

I wish that I could get a real zanpaktou.
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"Although I look into infinity. I only see the lords eyes, always shining upon my face and smiling in my heart. He will always be with me, no matter where I may go. Always watch over me lord. For I shall be eternal in your light."-Derek.
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Postby ILurvMusic » Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:35 pm

[color="Yellow"]Granted, but the zanpaktou doesn't work properly.

I wish I had some cheesecake![/color]
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Postby Atria35 » Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:53 pm

Granted, but the cheddar didn't exactly bake so well...

I wish I had my own TV
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Postby ST. Attidude » Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:55 pm

Granted, excpet the power button is missing and (no surprise) so is the remote that it came with.

I wish that I had my own art studio
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Postby RefractedAhav » Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:02 pm

sorry wrong wish
granted but now you can't see him/her except with a blacklight and you get skin cancer when she brushes against you because the new color is ultraviolet.

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Postby Pejiilu » Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:03 am

Granted but your Sewed for a lot of money for stealing the original

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Postby Peanut » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:37 am

Granted, but now you have a horrible, incurable disease that makes scream Charlton Heston lines every, other, sentence.

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Postby ILurvMusic » Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:00 pm

[font="Comic Sans MS"][color="Yellow"]Granted, but you only get to stay with them for a day.

I wish that I didn't have to change schools.[/color][/font]
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Postby Derek_Is_Me » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:56 pm

Granted, but the next day. Everyone you knew has to transfer.

I wish I could travel to Japan.
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Postby ILurvMusic » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:28 pm

[font="Comic Sans MS"][color="Yellow"]Granted, but the only way you can travel to Japan is through your dreams.

I wish I knew how to draw.[/color][/font]
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Postby Atria35 » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:47 pm

Granted, but the only thing you can draw is hentai.

I wish it wasn't going to rain.
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Postby Midknight74012 » Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:53 pm

Granted, there is now bowling ball size hail.

I wish I could have a job without going through all the hassle.
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Postby Alcuinus » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:25 pm

Granted... you now earn commission selling vacuums door-to-door

I wish I had a larger tablet. (but not too large... that'd make this too easy ;) )
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