Corrupted wish game

Postby **Gelka** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:58 pm

[color="Lime"]Granted but you accidentally choke in it.

I wish I had a giant candy cane! ^^[/color]

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:27 pm

Granted, you have to walk with a red and white striped cane because of a House-style accident, and you are wracked with pain for the rest of your life.

I wish for a Colonial Viper.

Postby **Lynna** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:57 pm

Super-=-Bleach (post: 1374985) wrote:Granted but he goes insane and is never strong enough to beat his brother

I wish Sasuke does not kill his brother

He goes insane anyway so it's not much of a difference

to Kaligraphic: Granted, and it bites your head off

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:24 pm

I wish fewer people would forget to make wishes.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:27 pm

Granted. Now everyone purposely does, except those of us existing on a higher plane of Awesomeness.

Ante wishes for motivation to write.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:33 pm

Granted. You now compulsively write "All work and no play makes Ante explode" over and over and over and over and OVER.

I wish I hadn't gotten stuck in traffic all day.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:38 pm

All work and no play makes Ante explode
All work and no play makes Ante explode
All work and no play makes Ante explode
All work and no play makes Ante explode
All work and no play makes Ante explode
All work and no play makes Ante explode
All work and no play makes Ante explode
All work and no play makes Ante explode
All work and no play makes Ante explode...

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:35 pm

I wish I'd told Ante to constantly write something with a wish in it (seriously, people)

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:55 pm

Granted. Ante now returns to the higher plane of Awesomeness.

Ante wishes for ramune.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:42 pm

Granted. Ramune Jones, a terrible country singer, moves in next to you, and warbles horrifically at all hours of the day and night.

I wish that I could summon death noodles to attack my enemies.

Postby **jadeTheshade** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:46 pm

granted, but they don't XD

i wish for my wish to be corrupted in an original and entertaining manner... :cool:

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:11 pm

Granted.

...............................................

........wait, you meant NOW? Sorry, I had to send away for that custom corruption. We won't be getting the finished granted wish for six to eight weeks.

I wish Mountain Dew was available in shrimp flavor.

Postby **Ella Edric** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:25 pm

Granted. But now there is no such thing as the original flavor and all they sell is shrimp flavor. Oh, yeah, and it turnes people into shrimp. :3

I wish that TG would change his avatar to what I want.

Postby **Reon** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:31 pm

Granted, only right after he does it (before anyone can notice it but himself) - he changes it back.

I wish whoever stole my I-phone would feel conviction and return it.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:43 pm

Granted, but they broke it beyond repair. Oh, and they hacked your password and now you have a huge bill to deal with. But hey, it's back.

Ante wishes for something awesome.

Postby **Reon** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:52 pm

Granted, you get my old Iphone and the phone bill - only because of legal contacts you don't have to pay it - AWESOME!

I wish Ante would answer this wish with something super cool that I could have wished for.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:02 pm

Wish not granted, that's the corruption.

I wish for a cow to rule the world.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:51 pm

For the corruption, Ante gives Reon the cow that can rule the world.

Ante wishes that Ante's papers can get faxed in time.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:45 pm

Granted, but the fax machine thinks it's a shredder, so your pages get shredded.
I wish there was a sequel to the Goonies.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:55 pm

Granted, but this "sequel" is actually an unrelated Italian horror/comedy titled "Goonies 2" by some unscrupulous film distributor.

I wish I woned the head of that life-sized Gundam they built in Japan.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:48 pm

Well, it would have been granted but Ante had no idea what "woned" is.

Ante wishes that the school had better lunches.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:04 pm

Granted but they cost too much and the school goes bankrupt in 3 weeks...

I wish that my hair was 1,000,000,000 feet long... I don't know why...

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:10 pm

Granted, but then you end up choking on it in your sleep. Don't ask why.

Ante wishes that Ante could take over Canada and then use it to take over the world.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:18 pm

Granted but Lynna (remember she's a ninja in the OOTN) does not take it lightly. After you take over the world Lynna overthrows you 3 days later.

I wish for a brain...

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:39 pm

Granted, but then you end up choking on it in your sleep. Don't ask why.

Ante wishes for a soft pretzel with cheese dip.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:41 pm

Granted but you choke on it... when you're awake...

I wish I would quit choking on stuff

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:46 pm

Granted, then you end up being stabbed to death with stuff.

Ante wishes for another pretzel. Oh, and some venison jerky.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:04 pm

Granted, you choke on that too.

I wish for pie

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:13 pm

Granted, but you get exploding mashed potatoes. Then you get stabbed to death by them. :3

Ante wishes that Ante could get a job at Renaissance Festival.

Postby **Ella Edric** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:54 pm

Granted. But it is cleaning the restrooms afterwards.

I wish that my brother(TG) would stop getting stabbed by stuff.

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