Corrupted wish game

[Rusty Claymore]

Granted, you have a pink polar bear that doesn't eat or hurt you in any fashion. Unfortuneately, it is dead.

I wish I had a flying doormat.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but it gets airsick, so you get yarn in your face whenever you fly.
(Okay, that was a weird one)
I wish I could meet Spider-man.

[TGJesusfreak]

Granted, but you're a criminal. You get to go to jail with everyone else.

I wish I was Spiderman...

[Ella Edric]

Granted. Your a man who is crazy obsessed with spiders! You sit in your room all day studying the behavior of spiders. You wear spider shirts and spider hats and anything that has to do with spiders. Your crazy.

I wish I was my dog Sheba. To have a stress-free life....

[Rusty Claymore]

Granted. You are your stress-free dog sheba. But you don't care. You exist for when you are being fed or someone is wiping their hands on you.

I wish I never see a purple cow.

[Midknight74012]

Granted. You now see a flying yellow cow heading right for you.

I wish for this wish to work.

[Reon]

Granted, it works just fine. Sadly, just not good enough to be corrupted.

I wish that everytime I hopped onto a longboard, a full protective suite similar to an Iron Man suit design only streamlined for performance, comfort-ability, and of course - smexiness.

[TGJesusfreak]

Granted.... but it's too small..... when it activates you are crushed.

Correction:
I wish I was the one and only Superhero Spiderman.

[HonestlyHannah]

granted, but that means you look just like Toby McGuire, all puny with a funny face. not to mention fans mob you whenever they see you.

I wish I lived closer to my best friend.

[TGJesusfreak]

Granted, but on your way there in your moving van a tree falls on you....

Um... I wish I could come up with a wish...

[HonestlyHannah]

granted, but it is a really secret wish you didnt want anyone to know.

I wish I had some nummy food to nom.

[TGJesusfreak]

Granted, it's poisened.

I wish I was a blue dude from "Avatar"

[HonestlyHannah]

granted, but then the government finds you, captures you and does experiments on you, leaving you bloody, bald and without a left leg and your right pinky.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

[Reon]

Granted, after a luxurious spa day with scented candles, hot rocks and towels you feel amazing! Only to find that your term paper is due tomorrow, your starving, you need to call your mom to see where something is, and you feel like you forgot something.

I wish I could hang out with Jesus face to face right now.

[TGJesusfreak]

granted, but then the government finds you, captures you and does experiments on you, leaving you bloody, bald and without a left leg and your right pinky.

um..... Ouch....

Granted.... cannot corrupt that.... IT'S JESUS!!!

I wish for the same wish as above...

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but you stub your toe really bad on the way to meet up with Him (and you thought there wasn't a non-blasphemous way to corrupt that!)

I wish it could be warmer inside the house without the snow outside having to melt.

[Rusty Claymore]

Granted, you get a wood stove. But now you must chop down trees and split wood, finding out you have a pollen allergy in the proccess.

I wish my dreams weren't so wierd.

[Midknight74012]

Granted, you have no dreams at all.

I wish I got the job as a Solar Panel Installer in San Diego

[jadeTheshade]

granted, but you end up not being much good at it, yet are unable to quit beacuse no one else wants to do it eithre...>.>

i wish the good times didn't have to end...

[Beau Soir]

Granted, but you can now never log off CAA.

I wish I didn't have to do math homework!

[Midknight74012]

Granted. Now you have to twice the work on the other subjects.

I wish for my wishes to be impossible to corrupt.

[Beau Soir]

Granted, your dreams are now corrupted instead.

I wish it would stop snowing already.

[jadeTheshade]

granted. it begins raining large, furry rabbits...>.>

i wish i knew the reason uc's avatar has become an empty, mysterious black void...

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but that dark, maddening truth is so horrible, so unfathomable, so unspeakably ghastly that the realization destroys your avatar as well.

I wish there was some way to stop this destructive knowledge from spreading further.

[Midknight74012]

Granted, the world is now gone.

I wish I had 1 of each Scott E Vest article of clothing size XXL for the shirts, fleeces, and jackets and 42/36 for all long pants and 42 for the shorts all for free and legally obtained and used only by me with no one stealing it and can last for 100 years.

[Rusty Claymore]

Granted. All of that info that I didn't quite follow comes true, but it lasts 100 years because it is sealed within a stainless steel companion cube. But it's only used by you, as a paper weight.

I wish I could try octopus. Deep fried, and smothered in chocolate. With a side root beer Mochi's.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but the octopus tries you first.
I wish Cartoon Network was a more competent network.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. They're now very well run and dedicated to their core audience... except for the fact that they've decided that their "core audience" is now middle aged housewives. Enjoy your three-hour block of cooking shows!

I wish I didn't have so much left to do to get ready for Katsucon... WITHOUT simply not going (don't take the easy corruption, guys!)

[Reon]

Luckily, in the process of getting ready for Katsucon you find a mask. Not just any mask, a purple mask. You stare at the purple mask as eerie music starts to play behind you... you remember you left a movie on the TV and go to turn it off. You then go back and look at the mask, walk to the bathroom to see what you'd look like, OH MAI GOSH! Your Ichigo! You decide your ready for Katsucon and just go.

I wish technology really did have an easy button (for drive formatting, scanning for viruses, blah blah blah takes to long).

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but it runs kitty, so a kitten dies every time you use it.

I wish greater research into alternative energy sources would finally break our over-reliance of kitty fuels.