Corrupted wish game

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:41 am

Granted, now your skeleton, with no flesh whatsoever...go luck living though...

I wish for better time management skillz.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:47 am

Granted. You now are able to manage an army's worth of clocks. Not a single one goes missing, they are always accurate, and you always make sure that they're working. Your actual ability to make good use of time, though, leaves much to be desired.

Ante wishes that the school could find the proper transcripts.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:21 pm

Granted, but since you failed to specify which "school," it's the Kharitonov Culinary School in Munich.

I wish that all earthworms were colored neon blue.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:21 am

Granted, but they are now poinenous to the earth's plantlife..... All land plantlife dies.

I wish for a wish that lets me wish for a wish (that is not this wish).
Corrupt that if you can figure it out.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:28 am

Granted, but the Earth suddenly melts before you can make it.

I wish we'd stop daring each other with our wishes.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:30 pm

Granted this thread is no longer in exsistence.

I wish for a spoon.

Postby **jadeTheshade** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:49 pm

granted, but it's shoved up your nose...

i wish i could change my avatar to the one i really want....>.>

Postby **Midknight74012** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:46 pm

Granted, but the image is copyrighted and you go to court and they sue you for everything you have.

I wish I could sleep for 8 hours when I want, right when I want to.

Postby **Lynna** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:59 pm

Wish granted. You fall asleep in your lawn, and a tee falls on you and you die

I wish the site I watch "Shugo chara" on would stop stalling in the middle of an episode

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:15 pm

Granted it does not stall. It goes at x100 speed with no sound. ENJOY!

I wish for unpiosened food.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:44 am

Granted, but you didn't say food that wasn't tainted. Enjoy throwing up a lot.
I wish Quantum Leap had a better ending.

Postby **Reon** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:36 am

It did have a better ending, before the final cut. Sadly once they finished the movie they burned all the film they didn't use. Why? I'm not a movie guy - wish for someone else to answer.

I wish I was a fish.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:14 am

Granted but you're a goldfish..... who can only remeber 5 seconds in the past... in the ocean... with a shark about to eat you....

yeah... not a good wish man....

I wish for anything but Reon's last wish....

Postby **QtheQreater** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:46 pm

Granted. You are now a block of mildly moldy melted cheese with a 5-second memory and a shark about to eat you. Weird.

I wish for a hot chocolate refill.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:12 pm

Granted, but it is 20,000,000 gallons... about to drop "in your cup".... Enjoy...

I wish I could beat LoZ Twilight Princess a 7th time only in 4 seconds.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:16 pm

Granted, but no one believes you did it.
I wish I could go to Heaven without dying first.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:23 pm

Granted,you were never born, you have no freinds or family or anything else that you loved in this life.

I wish for the perfect wish of wishes.... I wish I was a kung-fu master!(HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!)

Postby **Reon** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:11 am

Granted, but you live in a room with no doors or windows or objects. Just yourself.
Welcome to a glitch in the matrix, only its permanent! Bum bum bum!

I wish when I read text, I heard a voice as if it was reading it to me (that obviously wasn't my own and that only I could hear).

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:16 am

Granted. All text is now read to you by Gilbert Godfree.

I wish that snow could be converted into pizza.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:46 am

Granted... But no one can eat them fast enough... they mold... eeww...

I wish all the moldy pizza was gone...

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:42 pm

Granted, but the way they were disposed... You may want to go to the hospital

I wish I had wings ~(^_^)~

Postby **Kung_Fu_Master** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:29 pm

Granted. You are given wax wings but you fly too close to the sun, they melt, and fall into the ocean, and drown.

Wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Postby **Midknight74012** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:18 pm

Granted, this wish has been corrupted beyond all belief.

I wish I could cook delicious, traditional Japanese food with the appropriate dishes without messing any up with ingredients I can afford at the store just across the street.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:51 pm

Granted, but you have to actually move to Japan for the store "across the street" to be one with those ingredients... wait, is that really bad?

I wish I'd come up with a better corruption of that wish.

Postby **Midknight74012** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:00 pm

Denied. I refuse to even grant it.
I wish to add "And I don't have to move from the city to go to the store." to my previous wish.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:18 pm

Granted. Now Japan won World War II and conquered America, replacing the native culture with their own. (And you don't even WANT to know what's happening in Europe now)

I wish there was an airline that used Mothra as its mascot.

Postby **Midknight74012** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:27 pm

Granted, All the planes were sabotaged and has been shut down permanently.

I wish I could take over the world.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:33 pm

Granted, but you are overthrown after a day in power. They boil you in oil. yay.

I wish Mid could be immune to the hot oil and that he would live.

Postby **Midknight74012** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:41 pm

Granted, I'm not even thinking about corrupting this.

I wish (speaks in an inaudible voice).

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:53 pm

Granted, you join a pink polar bear circus and you dance the polar bear polka 5 times a day.... until you get eaten by a polar bear.... (Wow yu left that one wide open...)

I wish that I had pink polar bear that didn't eat me or hurt me....

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