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Postby Ella Edric » Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:13 pm

Granted. But it crushes you when it appears and you die.

I wish that this wish is uncorruptable. Corrupt that!
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:24 pm

Granted. Nothing happens whatsoever.

........................................................

.............absolutely nothing..................

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......................at all............................

Congratulations on making the most boring wish ever.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy already.
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Postby Ella Edric » Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:38 pm

Granted. But now you are awake forever and you never get to enjoy sleep again.

I wish I lved in a happy mansion with all my family and friends and none of them died and the whole world was happy forever. CORRUPT THAT!!!!
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Postby Derek_Is_Me » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:09 pm

Granted. Everyone that is in the house gets to live forever but they suffer from long term and short term memory loss. And everyone is always seeming to get sick by some kind of disease or another. Nothing fatal, just the flu and stuff like that.

I wish that I was more fit.
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Postby Ella Edric » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:41 pm

Granted. But you are so muscular you can bairly move any of your limbs. Enjoy being paralized!

I wish I could meet Skillet.
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Postby rocklobster » Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:10 am

Granted, have a happy life with that new teflon-coated pan.
I wish my new job would start soon.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:46 pm

Granted. Your new job is as a bioweapon test subject, and the stuff they expose you to quickly kills you.

I wish that hobos could fly.
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Postby Lynna » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:29 pm

They Can, and they fly into your window and trash your house

I wish I would get 100% on tommorows exam
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Postby TGJesusfreak » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:36 pm

Granted, but your sudden increase in knowledge to help you on your test Paralyzes you like Steven Hawkins. Enjoy passing the test!

I wish I was Chuck Norris! (you can't corrupt Chuck Norris. He corrupts you.)
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:54 am

Granted, you were Chuck Norris. At least, on paper. Then the real Chuck Norris finds out about your attempts at identity theft, and roundhouse kicks you into next week.

I wish for a Coffee of Doom to open nearby.
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Postby rocklobster » Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:38 am

granted, but its espressos are radioactive.
I wish for Naruto to fulfill his dream
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:32 pm

Granted. Naruto has now fulfilled that dream where he's being chased by giant bugs through the middle of town, in front of everyone he knows, and suddenly realizes in the middle of it all that he's stark naked.

I wish there was a Behind the Music episode about Gorillaz.
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Postby Midknight74012 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:46 pm

Granted, the creators are now in front of your door begging for food and accommodations.

I wish I immediately had $1,000,000 in non-counterfeit, non-stolen, honestly earned dollars that only I can use and no one can take it until after I pay for the items I got from the shelves or on the internet.
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Postby Ella Edric » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:39 pm

Granted. But the items you buy are stolen the next day when a robber breaks in. And I'll bet you thought that was uncorruptable! XD

I wish I had a DSI.
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Postby rocklobster » Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:13 pm

granted, but it came with a virus.
I wish people still made good movies.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:49 pm

Granted, but everyone's too busy seeing Avatar to watch any of them.

I wish that corruption wasn't so close to reality.
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Postby Lynna » Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:59 pm

Blitzkrieg1701 (post: 1367910) wrote:Granted, but everyone's too busy seeing Avatar to watch any of them.

I wish that corruption wasn't so close to reality.


Wish Granted. Wish corruptions now include being burnt alive by Fire-breathing serpents and falling out of airships...
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:05 am

I wish that quote had left space for Lynna to put a wish :D
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Postby rocklobster » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:24 am

Granted, but it was already corrupted.
I wish there was a movie based on The Witch of Blackbird Pond.
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Postby jadeTheshade » Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:15 pm

granted
but as is not uncommon when movies are made from books, they totally butcher the storyline and try to cover it up with big sounding music and glizty special effects.....:shady:

i wish my college wasn't full of happy humanists and people who swear like sailors....>.>
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:30 pm

Granted, now it's full of zombie cats, poisonous mushroom people, and monster leeches.

I wish I could take a tour of THAT college.
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Postby jadeTheshade » Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:43 pm

granted, but there was only one harpoon gun, and since i go there i got it first...>.>

i wish i could actually carry a harpoon gun to school
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:46 pm

Granted, but the security guards that may or may not have been there tackles you to the floor. Tazing you for bringing a weapon to school :o

I wish it wasn't so cold 8(
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Postby Lynna » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:20 pm

YOU ARE WISHING IT WASN"T SO COLD??? I LIVE IN CANADA AND I'M WISHING WE HAD MORE SNOW T.T

Wish Granted, and it is now summer. However, from now on it will always be summer and we'll never have another white christmas T.T

Sorry ppl, I forgot to make my wish

I wish for 4 feet of snow....ah...heaven...
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Postby Ella Edric » Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:00 pm

granted. you got 4 feet of snow and now it wont stop snowing, and where you live becomes engulfed in snow and you all die. 8D

I wish that my feet werent so cold right now...
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:18 pm

Granted, falling into a blast furnace tends to fix that - as well as killing you, of course.

I wish for five tons of flax.
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Postby Lynna » Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:08 am

granted, butr they are all GMO's, and therefor no company will buy it...

I wish for an A in Science
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Postby Midknight74012 » Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:18 am

Granted, you epically fail at every other subject.

I wish people were reasonably honest.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:19 pm

Granted, but they've also become unreasonably angry and hostile and are quite honest about expressing it.

I wish Conan O'Brien started making random appearances in anime.
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Postby Ella Edric » Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:38 pm

granted. that wish is it's own corruption.

I wish i was less flabby....
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