Corrupted wish game

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:55 am

Granted, by stealing. Enjoy your cell next to Derek's.

I wish it was publicly revealed that the members of the band Nickelback are actually large penguins.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:00 pm

Granted, you start a riot at one of their concerts and fans rip off their latex suits.

Postby **Gelka** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:11 pm

Um, you forgot to make a wish......

I wish I had a pet pony.

Postby **Lynna** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:55 pm

Granted, but the pony will bite you everytime you come within 10meters...

I wish I could have a purple jacket

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:18 pm

Granted, but a purplejacket is a genetically modified, super-dangerous variation on a yellowjacket - and it's loose in your house!

I wish for pumpkin pie.

Postby **Straylight** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:40 pm

Granted, but your pie contains pieces of broken glass.
I wish Gran Turismo 5 was out.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:54 pm

Granted, but it is a corrupted game. Destroys your game system.

I wish for the world largest BLT.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:16 pm

Granted, you have the world's largest Boys Love Theater. I didn't know you were into that stuff.

I wish that Constanze Spengler would publish CDs for purchase.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:26 pm

Granted, but they're all hip hop albums.

I wish I didn't have such a bad headache right now.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:17 pm

Granted, now all the pain you are feeling in your head is concentrated into your left eye, giving you the worst eyeache ever.

I wish I could just download the knowledge from all these books into my brain without actually reading them...

Postby **ST. Attidude** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:23 pm

Granted, however the next cold/fever you receive will wipe out your brain drive and will be indicated with "the blue eyes of death."

I wish my "sensitive" single-blade razors will stop cutting my face.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:13 pm

Granted they give you rash instead.

I wish for another wish.

Postby **Ella Edric** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:20 pm

Wish granted. but you have to wish for something smaller than a bread loaf, and cost less than $1. Enjoy your gumpack!

I wish i could get $100 to spend at gamestop...

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:49 pm

Granted but the 100$ bill is a forgery. You go to jail.

I wish for nothing at all.

Postby **Lynna** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:00 pm

And that's what you get- but only as the results on all your final exams, paychecks, work reviews, ect

I wish for a diamond

Postby **Ella Edric** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:12 pm

Wish granted. but the person who gave it to you stole it and framed you. Have fun in jail with me, Derek, and Kaligraphic.^__^

I wish that I could get out of jail.

Postby **Derek_Is_Me** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:48 pm

Granted, but you get thrown back in the next day for talking me. ^^

I wish that I could get a Shelby Cobra.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:37 am

Granted but it bites you and you die.
I wish there was an anime convention near my house and I could go to it.

Postby **Ella Edric** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:02 pm

granted. But the anime convention is not what you expected...... O.O

I wish i could draw as well as the best anime artist in the world!!!!! MUAHAHAHAGagag! *cough, cough, cough*

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:48 pm

Granted. Now all anime is drawn by two-year-olds. You've destroyed the industry, and your artistic ability.

I wish that anime was a high art form.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:49 pm

Granted. It's such a high art form that it's illegal for commaner's to watch/draw or otherwise.

I wish I could win Metroid Prime Hunters.

Postby **Lynna** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:40 pm

Granted,but you can never get past the first level.

I wish I had the power to breath under water

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:26 pm

Granted. You have the power to breathe air underwater, if you can find any. Until then, you're drowning.

I wish that anime was free.

Postby **TGJesusfreak** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:18 pm

Granted. It is for you because you stole it. You go to jail and have to share jail cell with derek.

I wish that I was stupid. (see if you can corrupt that!)

.....Wait you're already in jail...

Postby **Midknight74012** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:34 pm

Granted but it's only when your playing Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

I wish I had an infinite number of wishes.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:56 pm

Granted, and with them comes an infinite number of corruptions, resulting in your torment for all eternity.

I wish things would have gone according to plan...

Postby **KeybladeWarrior** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:50 pm

Granted, but your future plans will not go as well.

I wish I had more vacation.

Postby **Ella Edric** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:09 pm

Granted. But your vacation doesn't go so well: A volcano errupts and your stuck there. Poor you.

I wish that I was the smartest person on earth.^__^

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:24 am

Granted, but you're banned from Jeopardy after you show off and basically act like a jerk and let no one get even 1 question.
I wish Weird Al was my next door neighbor.

Website · Postby **acgifford** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:38 pm

Wish granted but Wierd Al turns out to be a horrible neighbor and you wish he would leave as soon possible. Al plays all kinds of practical jokes on you and imbarrases you. Sorry.

I wish that some one would chat with me.

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