Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:12 pm

Granted. You get Penelope Muerte, a stone cold killer. She sneaks into your house at night and murders you. Guess you got the bad Penny.

I wish for a pun.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:27 pm

Granted, but it's one of those Xanth-style puns, so get ready to groan.
I wish Power Rangers was real.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:51 pm

Granted, Power Rangers RPM is now real...have fun fighting over Jello...

I wish I was done with school...

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:38 pm

Granted, your school has now been obliterated.
*sings* School's out for summer!
School's out for-ever!
School's been blown to pieces!
No more pencils, no more books!
No more teachers' dirty looks!
Out for summer, out for all!
We might not come back at all!
----sorry I couldn't help it, I love that song!
I wish I had some Materia.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:13 pm

Granted, you are a Materia girl, and you are living in a Materia world. The Materia doesn't do anything, though.

I wish for rocklobster to post a video of himself on youtube singing that song.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:51 pm

Granted, but he's wearing a beautiful leopard-print bikini.

I wish I was a vampire.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:37 am

Granted, but your sparkles make you the object of desire for every twilight fangirl...

I wish I had something edible to eat.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:00 am

Granted, but just because something can be turned into Ed from Cowboy Bebop doesn't necessarily make it something you'd want to eat. You have some hot plastic that was intended to be used to make a plastic figurine of Ed. And you may eat it.

I wish to be the object of desire for every Twilight fangirl.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:02 am

Granted, but you're also in every Twilight fanfiction!:evil:
I wish for new Woody Woodpecker cartoons.

Postby **Lady Kenshin** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:24 pm

Granted, but Woody sparkles.

I wish I had a heart.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:58 pm

Granted *hands Lady Kenshin a Chicken Heart* Bon Appetite.

I wish I had more time.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:12 pm

Granted, you have eternity...too bad you're dead!
I wish shonen series didn't make fights so long.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:40 pm

Granted, now the fights are very short, but every singe word said outside of a fight takes six months of screaming to power up for.

I wish for viking anime.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:28 pm

Granted. It's a cute, cuddly, magical girl anime about vikings. *shudder*

I wish Led Zeppelin owned a chain of quality fast food restaurants.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:17 pm

Granted, but the submarine sandwiches have a high lead content
(OK, bad pun, I know)
I wish the Red Hot Chili Peppers would have George Clinton produce another album with them.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:37 pm

Granted, but a rotting corpse isn't that much help, musically.

I wish that we all lived in a yellow submarine sandwich.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:55 pm

Granted, but we all get eaten too.
I wish Kalligraphic hadn't put that "Yellow Submarine" song in my head just now.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:28 pm

Granted, but now you are struck with horrific amnesia and can't remember what a submarine even is.

I wish for some toast.

Postby **Etoh*the*Greato** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:42 pm

Granted. But there are no condiments to put on it.

I wish could think of something fun to do with myself.

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:06 pm

Granted, but the only think you can think to do is count your nose hair.

I wish I knew Latin.

Postby **Wind** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:15 pm

your wish is granted but it's pig latin

I wish I would be superman( even though I am a girl did I already corrupt that LOL)

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:29 pm

Granted, you are now Friedrich Nietzsche's Superman.

I wish I knew what to write for my introduction to this paper...

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:48 pm

Granted, but you will not be able to think of what to write for the rest of it.

I wish that I could be taller.

Greasemonkey Scripts · Postby **SnoringFrog** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:39 am

Granted, but you grow too tall for your body to withstand and thus collapse and die, or you get too high in the atmosphere and suffocate. Your choice.

I wish I was Colossus.

Postby **Wind** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:57 am

your wish is granted but instead you become a colossal Cheeseburger

I wish for people to be sincere in the corrupt wish game!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:34 am

Granted, people are genuinely corrupt in the wish game, and thus wish things calculated to cause the greatest harm when corrupted.

I wish that people would be waxy in the corrupted wish game.

Postby **Dante** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:44 pm

But now we're all made of wax... O_O

I already got one of my coolest wishes ever today. So in order to be generous, I am passing my wishes forward and the next person can decide what they want to wish for!
(Ain't I nice!)

Postby **Ante Bellum** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:54 pm

I wish that however this wish is corrupted, it will turn back to Pascal.

(A wish AND a corruption in one!)

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:51 pm

Granted, but you've ruined the fabric of space!
I wish the Superman movies were good again.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:17 pm

Granted. They were. Until your wish was granted, and they were replaced by versions made by Uwe Boll. You monster.

I wish that Kanye West was Nate's sister.

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