Corrupted wish game

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:16 am

Granted, but I'm her assistant. Thus causing Tsuku to go crazy, and cause extreme chaos in the solar system.

I wish I had a squirrel sidekick.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:13 pm

Granted, your sidekick is Rocky the Flying Squirrel, which makes you a dimwitted moose.

I wish I had all the money I could ever want

Postby **Midori** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:24 pm

Granted, but nobody will sell anything to you.

I wish microwaves didn't interfere with wi-fi.

Postby **Dante** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:56 pm

Granted. But now neutrinos interfere with wi-fi.

I wish Dr. Tenma would finally get his wish and be made Astro's Dad (Now Tobio (Which is interesting because its a variation on Tobias which means "God is Good"

)). That he would also finally figure out HOW to be a good father and that Dr. Oshea would take his rightful place as grandpa.

Postby **FnlFntsyYuna** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:07 am

Granted, but cause the wish was so long the wish maker got lazy and only read half of it and now some guy in DC has a son named Astro that he never know he had.

I wish I cloud dance as good as Namie Amuro^.^

Postby **Dante** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:40 am

Granted... but because your wish maker is to lazy to look up Namie Amuro you dance (and look) like this guy. Have fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlYCVpPo1WQ

Now to resubmit my wish:
I wish Dr. Tenma would finally get his wish and be made Astro's Dad (Now Tobio (Which is interesting because its a variation on Tobias which means "God is Good" )). That he would also finally figure out HOW to be a good father and that Dr. Oshea would take his rightful place as grandpa.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:11 pm

Granted. Dr. Michael Tenma, a Japanese psychologist living in Oregon, is horrified to find that his wife is pregnant not with his human child, as he had expected, but with a litter of puppies. He names one of them Astro, and gives another, named Spot, to his wife's father, Timothy O'Shea. He'll never live this down.

I wish for a medium pomegranate Pinkberry with mochi, chocolate chips, and raspberry.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:22 pm

Granted, but when you're done eating it you receive it's power to see dead people.

I wish Scottish supermarkets sold mochi.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:21 pm

Granted, but it gets shipped their straight from Japan... with no refrigeration.

I wish my eraser regenerated after every use

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:27 pm

Granted but it regenerates to 100 time it's original size EVERY time it loses even one molecule.

I wish Ozy and Millie strips would come back.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:19 pm

Granted, but it's now written in Esperanto

I wish the air conditioning in my room worked better

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:21 pm

Granted. It's better at exploding. It still doesn't heat of cool well though.

I wish pickle flarg shnarple flix.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:33 pm

Granted but orangutan snurkle fleen blorx.

I wish that dragons could breath yogurt.

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:34 pm

Granted but all yogurt breathing dragons drown in their own yogurt. They can breath it OUT not IN.

I wish I had a sword of infinity plus one.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:43 pm

Granted, but that wraps around to negative infinity, so you have, quite literally, the most useless sword possible.

I wish that snakes could dance.

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:45 pm

Granted but since they already could now they can't. Confusing I know.

I wish I had a huge selection of random completely irrelevant to anything, quotes ready so I could say them at a moments notice to weird people out.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:20 pm

Granted, you now compare almost equally to a long-time goof off member.

I wish people would stop stealing my toffees.

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:24 pm

Granted. PEOPLE don't. DRAGONS on the other hand, start to. *snatch*

I wish 5 times 17451237213456172 cubed equals fish.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:27 pm

Granted, but one plus one now equals bacteria, killing all other life on Earth.

I wish things on the internet updated when they say, not when ever.

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:28 pm

Granted but what if they say they'll never update again by accident?

I wish I could change granite into jell-o

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:35 pm

Granted, you literally cause the collapse of society.

I wish I could sent things one month back in time.

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:37 pm

It's too paradoxal to grant.

I wish I could grant any wish I want without fear of it being corrupted.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:47 pm

Granted, you have no fear.

I wish dogs could fly.

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:49 pm

Granted but they're ten times worse than birds about their... business.

I wish I had a magic twenty sided die that always landed on twenty and actually decided how well I did something when I roll it.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:56 pm

Granted, it decides how badly you do things. Since it always lands on twenty your lucky to be alive.

I wish sausages grow on trees.

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:52 pm

Granted but now no one uses wood anymore because they're too busy eating their delicious sausages.

I wish I could clonk people over the head with a massive club.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:54 pm

Granted, but you go to jail, same as everyone else.

I wish I could see the whole internet if I wanted to.

Postby **Robin Firedrake** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:09 pm

Granted but considering 90% (or something like that) is unclean you're brain is fried for life.

I wish I had an endless supply of cheese.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:15 pm

Granted, welcome to this video.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwvWKDfdfQ0

I wish for an endless supply of good jokes.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:10 pm

Granted, but they are about events that happened in the 1500s.

I wish for an endless supply of Frosty Firey Monkey-Os.

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