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Postby rocklobster » Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:31 pm

Granted, but that giant UFO from Independence Day is back for a second attack. And you're right in the line of fire. Bye bye.:waah!:
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Postby Seed of Hope » Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:36 pm

Wish Granted.......BUT! This comic is terrible, like its so bad that people open it then chuck up their lunch. Yeah :drool:
I wish that i found a secret community where i got all the latest gaming news! Such as release dates, stuff in the making, ect. :angel:
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:53 pm

Granted, but it's only for My Little Pony, Bratz and Barbie.

I wish I was the best gamor in the world and I still found all games interesting.
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Postby rocklobster » Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:05 pm

granted, but everyone else is a bunch of sore losers and won't play with you.
I wish I lived in Hyrule.
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:06 pm

Granted but you're a bokoblin. HA!

I wish I lived in hyrule and was a zora.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:52 pm

Granted, but you go crazy because all the water dries up.

I wish I was a Goron in LOZ.
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Postby Sparx00 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:54 pm

Granted, but now you have to beat the temple that comes with the mask.

I wish I could fight like the people do in Dragon Ball Z
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:58 pm

Granted, but old ladies think you're crazy and constantly beat you with their ridiculously heavy purses, and out of respect, you just have to deal with it, bruises or not.

I wish I was the master of disguise!
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Postby Shiningmonk_e » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:08 pm

You are, but no one ever notices you ever again.

I wish I could teleport
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:25 pm

Granted, you can teleport into solid objects. Only bummer is, it causes instant death. Aannd.. It's hard for you to control your power.

I wish I could control electricity and I was water proof.
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:36 pm

Granted. But someone hits you in the face with anti-super power pie =D

I wish I lived in hyrule as the newest Link (So new he won't come out for several more years) who can turn half dragon whenever he likes.
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Postby rocklobster » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:39 pm

Granted, but Zelda won't go out with you for fear that you'll singe her dress.
I wish they'd put Robin in the next Batman movie.
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:43 pm

Granted. I've accepted their generous offer to be in the next movie.


I wish I could have a wish granting cookie.
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Postby Phantom_Sorano » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:47 pm

Granted, but the cookie ends up consuming you....

I wish that I could talk with some of my manga characters....
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Postby Robin Firedrake » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:54 pm

Granted but they HATE how you've drawn them.

I wish I could paint or draw myself worlds on paper and walk inside of them. Everything is alive, I can't get stuck there and the most that can happen to me is getting shoved out of the paper till I want to go back.
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Postby Shiningmonk_e » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:57 pm

granted but the paper you're in gets shredded

I wish I could do a double jump.
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Though you turn away, it is My will
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:17 pm

Granted. You may jump twice. It's just like jumping once, only, after you get back on the ground, you do it again.

I wish that I could do a double fudge.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Postby thefonzjr1323 » Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:15 pm

Granted, but the fudge turns out to be dog poop.

I wish i could go back in time
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Postby rocklobster » Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:36 pm

granted, but you get erased from existence.
I wish DC never created Elongated Man. Wasn't Plastic Man enough? Did they really need two stretchy characters?
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Postby Ikimaru_Tarimi » Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:10 pm

granted, but then the whole world turns into carbon dioxide

I wish I knew what to wish for
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:34 pm

Granted, but you can't have it.

I wish for fur.
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Postby Ikimaru_Tarimi » Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:37 pm

Granted, but then you find out that you met a blonde-haired Zack
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Postby Ikimaru_Tarimi » Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:37 pm

I wish I could spew fire out of my mouth
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Jan 25, 2009 12:25 am

Granted, but after a doctor visit, it turns out you just have severe heartburn that hurts more than usual.

I wish I could make friends in real life XP
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Postby Ikimaru_Tarimi » Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:25 am

granted, but now you can't make any on the internet

I wish I didn't have asthma
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Jan 25, 2009 12:31 pm

Granted, but now you have a horrible case of pigeon head.
(you're awesome if you know what that's from)

I wish I could convince my mom to cut my hair short. (and it still look good)
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Postby Smile:) » Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:59 pm

Granted, but it looks so good that your mom goes crazy and starts cutting everyone hiar shot!

I wish it was summer right now!
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:44 pm

Granted, you teleport into the future to summer. But you miss out on the portion of your life where you meet your future husband, volunteer at a couple homeless shelters where your life is changed forever, and make a couple really good friends. Too bad.

I wish I could find my lime green "iPray" shirt
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Postby Ikimaru_Tarimi » Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:12 pm

Granted, but it was found in the mouth of your pet/sibling

I wish I had samurai skills
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:55 pm

Granted, but they were beaten by my Ninja skills.

I wish I was really good at making comics.
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