Corrupted wish game

Postby **Monkey J. Luffy** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:32 pm

Granted, but know your a vegetable

I wish that I could get the song: "shut up and let me go" out of my head.

Postby **Sparx00** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:44 pm

Granted. But now you have the song "Hip To Be Square" stuck in your head.

I wish I could kill a yak from 200 yards away with mind bullets.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:29 am

Granted, but the yak can kill you from 500 yards. And once it does, it goes after your family, and friends, and everyone and everything you've ever loved. And then it sits in your house watching South Park.

I wish for liopleurodons.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:05 pm

Granted, but you have the last of their kind. And it dies in 7 days.
I wish the Ferengis ran the auto industry.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:14 pm

Granted, but as the industry would be more profitable if the ferengi built the cars without wheels, no one is ever able to test drive a vehicle again. Bummer.

I wish my soup could spawn lemons.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:51 pm

Granted, but they are literally Spawn Lemons: fruit warriors from Hell.

I wish spring rolls bounced like actual springs

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:54 pm

Granted. They also puncture your stomach like actual steel springs. Guess you shouldn't have eaten so many.

I wish for Del Taco.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:00 am

Granted, but it turns out they've started serving spring rolls...

I wish Vincent Price was overlord of America

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:06 am

Granted, Vincent Price is Overlord of South America.

I wish for a good day of classes...

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:19 am

Granted, but due to misreading, the granter gave you a bunch of good glasses one day.

I wish I was able to go to church tonight. Y-Y

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:35 am

Granted, but it's the church of Scientology.

I wish there was no church of Scientology.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:40 am

Granted, but it is replaced with the church of Oceanology. They have a whale mascot!

I wish CAA had a Jesus Ninja mascot.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:42 am

Granted, but the good Lord flips out and kills you.

I wish for atomic poodles.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:17 pm

Granted, but they explode and leave radiation for years and years.
I wish you could actually live at Disney World or Disneyland.

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:52 pm

Granted, but so does Micheal Jackson.

I wish that Wacko Jacko didn't exist.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:11 pm

Granted, but we have extra of Wacky Jacqui to balance it out. Plus, an entire legion of singing, dancing, suspected pedophiles named Kumaru, who are subconsciously linked to the cesspool that is /b/.

I wish for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:01 pm

granted, but its batteries died.
I wish fast food chains didn't have such creepy mascots like the Burger King, Ronald McDonald, or that Jack guy.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:17 pm

Granted, now they all have a less creepy mascot, McFoodlesworth, the lovable Loch Ness Monster, but he heats your soul and steals your french fries. Or was that the other way around?...

I wish McFoodlesworth only used his powers for good and he was living in the lake behind my house.

Postby **Sparx00** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:14 pm

Granted. But Mcfoodlesworth uses his powers for what he believes is good and he believes that evil is good. He heats your soul, steals your french fries, and dries up your lake in the process making it impossible for you to cool off one those 105 degree summer days.

I wish Bigfoot could become Godzilla sized.

Postby **Smile:)** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:30 am

Granted, But now Bigfoot and Godzilla are best friends, and they team up to teak over the world.

I wish I had a new MP3player.

Postby **Sparx00** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:45 am

Granted. But it's a PSP.

I want a snowcone.

Postby **Smile:)** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:57 am

Granted! *throws a snowcone at you* Enjoy! =)

I wish I had a dog.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:34 am

Granted, but it bites you, gives you rabies, and then gets put down.

I wish that Godzilla had his own talk show.

Postby **KumaruRockz** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:38 am

Granted, but he always ate the guests and audience so no one goes to it and it gets taken away for bad ratings.

I wish for wings.

Postby **Sparx00** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:41 am

Granted. But if you fly too close to the sun (about 2 feet off the ground) they will melt.

I wish they would make a remake of the movie The Wolfman with all the latest tech and effects.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:00 pm

Granted, but Michael Bay and George Lucas team up to make it.
I wish they made a REAL Soul Calibur game for the Wii, not that wannabe Soul Calibur Legends.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:45 pm

Granted, but in order to play, you actually have to fight your opponent in real life with the new Wii swords! (complete with a sharp blade!) And sadly, because of all the deaths and injuries caused, it is banned from America, and Wii is sued, making it have to recall all of it's action games. But luckily, you can still go to Canada to play Soul caliber on the Wii!... Too bad your hand-eye coordination is horrible.

I wish I didn't have Cryptic tonsils.. >_>

Postby **Ikimaru_Tarimi** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:59 pm

Granted, now you have Cryptic eyeballs

I wish I was a ninja

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:04 am

Granted, but you're the worst ninja there ever was. Even Naruto is better than you...believe it!
(BTW, love your avatar.)
I wish the CD-I Zelda games never got made.

Postby **Shiningmonk_e** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:50 am

They weren't, they were on the Wii!

I wish, I wish I were a fish.

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