Corrupted wish game

[guitargeekette]

Granted, but Ryo-ohki kills you. *taps plays*

I wish the olympics would be held in Jamaica.

[Sakaki Onsei]

Granted, but when you arrive there, you don't see any competitions. Every athlete and every spectator besides you and your family is stoned on ganja.

I wish I listened to my dad about college when I was younger.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you listened to your dad talk about the College of Cardinals, and now you have a much better understanding about that aspect of the organization of the Roman Catholic Church. Unfortunately, you never listened to him about school, or about not sticking your hand in the garbage disposal. Now your friends call you Captain Hook.

I wish that frogs could sing opera.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. It's KLINGON opera, but that's opera just the same.

I wish MOAR

[rocklobster]

Granted, but no one understands your request.
I wish there was a new season for Haibane Renmei.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but it's a loosely connected spin-off involving magical girls and giant robots, not to mention an animation budget that makes Metabots look like Akira.

I wish the Mythbusters took over a small European nation.

[Sheenar]

Granted, Jamie and Adam have taken over Albania. They then proceed to, in line with Mythbusters tradition, rig the country with explosives to see if it is really possible to sink a country into the sea. The shoreline of Europe is changed forever.

I wish chicken tasted more like beef and beef like chicken (just for fun).

[Sakaki Onsei]

Granted, although it was Liechtenstein and they're now relegated into obscurity

I wish I could just find a good place to live.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted. You find a nice cottage in the woods to live in with several fluffy cute animals roaming around that think you're snow white and you also get free apples! But the animals have rabies and the apples are poisonous. The house is perfectly fine though!

I wish people didn't hunt animals, but instead only used fish for meat.

[Seed of Hope]

granted. after a few years we eat all da fish's and have no source of meat left and the vegetarians rejoice and we meat eaters are frustrated beyond measure and finds the one responsible for wishing such a wish and stuff you full of broccoli and radish's!

I wish a free high tech speedy internet source would become available to all and make my life so much more easy to get on CAA.

[rocklobster]

Granted but the high tech speedy internet source does cost something...
YOUR SOUL!:evil:
I wish Patrick Stewart did more anime voices.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but he has used up all his good ones and has nothing left but reruns and new ones that are so crappy beyond belief that he's given fifty lashings with a wet noodle in the middle of the Mall of America on live tv for it and is now banned from doing anymore anime voiceovers.

I wish they'd make a reality tv show that forced top models and celebrities to live alone on Alcatraz (with nothing but the clothes on their backs) and try to successfully escape without dying or getting caught in the process. >8D

[Sakaki Onsei]

Granted, except that just before the day of selection of who is going to be in, you are brought in as a top model, and the day of selection, you are selected to join them. You then are tortured by Naomi Campbell, who hits you 1 time a minute with her cell phone. Hard.

I wish I had a good job.

[thefonzjr1323]

Granted, but its only good paying, the boss and the other staff treat you like Cow dung.

I wish the chatbot would stop being the way it is

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted. Now it ruins all conversations and makes everything extremely awkward for everyone. He sometimes even makes it lag for fun! The nerve..

I wish the sky was rainbow colored and rainbows were mostly blue

[rocklobster]

Granted, but now that woman who saw rainbows in her hose's water is more certain of the government conspiracy!
I wish I served on the Enterprise on Star Trek: TNG

[Peanut]

Granted, you're now an extra on a show that is no longer being produced, giving you a salary of $0.

I wish I owned a weather controlling device.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you only own it on paper. Unfortunately, the penguins have possession of it in their secret underground fortress, and refuse to give it back. And they use it to make it always rain on you.

I wish that I could infect the world with lasagna.

[rocklobster]

Granted, now the world is overrun by Italian chefs who sound like people doing bad Mario impersonators.
I wish Disney did a better job with The Black Cauldron.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but they did better by constructing a huge black cauldron around the entire world, blocking out all the light of the sun. We all die, for lack of sunlight, the plants, the animals, and us, and civilization and life is extinguished by your wish. You monster.

I wish that Disney had never attempted a black cauldron.

[Sakaki Onsei]

Granted, but instead of attempting a black cauldron, they made a blue cauldron. Which turned the next generation of kids into zombies. And now they're eating your brains.

I wish that Australian judge that gave a bad score to Nastia Liukin was kicked off the Olympic judging panel for life.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but they're replaced with worse judges that are set on WORLD DOMINATION, they randomly say "NARF!" in the middle of their sentences and give everyone 6-. And they don't even like the Olympics!!

I wish Barney didn't hypnotize children or adults oorr animals..

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, now Barney hypnotizes household appliances, turning them, quite literally, into killing machines.

I wish that Michael Jackson was black.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but now he only comes out at night to talk to little kids, and noobooddyy can seee hiiimmm.. Thanks a lot.. T_T

I wish Teletubbies didn't exist

[rocklobster]

Granted, but now Barney has no competition in his plans to take over the world.
I wish they stopped making James Bond movies when Sean Connery quit.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, they now make a spin off of the movie that's even worse. "008: James Bond Jr."

I wish everyone would realize how evil Barney is and team up against him!!

[Taran]

Granted, your mom changes your name to barney and everyone teams up against you.

I wish that I could teleport.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but the first time you try it, you end up half way in a wall, and then you die.. Poor you ;P

I wish I had a tame pet wearbunny (Liek a wearwolf.. but bunnyish)

[rocklobster]

Granted, but it dies fighting Bunnicula! (a rabbit/vampire I read about. And yes, I am dead serious. There's a book about a rabbit vampire.)
I wish Bunnicula was a movie as well as a book.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but every time someone watches it, they become bunny vampires!

I wish my werebunny was undead so it couldn't be killed by Bunnicula..