Corrupted wish game

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but he/she annoys you to tears. ><

I wish Heath Ledger was still around. He was a good actor. T_T

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but he is totally insane from the Joker role he played and now he things he IS the Joker.

I wish Charlie the Unicorn was real

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but he dies of an infection from when they took his kidney.

I wish I could control time.

[Peanut]

Granted *hands Blitzkrieg a watch*

I wish someone would make a movie about zombies...IN SPACE!!!!

[rocklobster]

Granted, but Roger Corman directs it. And you know how bad his movies get!
I wish Planet Claire really existed and had intelligent life.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but the Earth doesn't.

I wish that the Earth existed.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but, sadly, there's no intelligant life on the face of the Earth.

I wish people like Al Gore and Opra Whinfrey didn't have this much influence on us.

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but now we are majorly influenced by Leamurs and that crazy guy on the side of the road ._.

I wish I had a pwnage Ninja/Pirate name

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but you have to go into the mines of Moria to find it. When you do find it, you jump for joy, thus alerting a hideous band of orcs and goblins to your presence. You are promptly torn to shreds. (sorry about that)

I wish I had a motorcycle.

[Midori]

Granted, but it goes so fast you can't ride it at all.

I wish people never posted while I'm replying.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted. Now you're the only one posting. (how lonely)

I wish I had the time to watch more anime and read more novels and manga.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you're fired. You've more time to read and no money to buy.

I wish that purple was the new black, and black was the new purple.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but now rainbows are extremely messed up and so are crayola crayons.
I wish I could meet Vash the Stampede.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. You visit a dude ranch, and are trampled to death by stampeding cows. The stampede is later given the affectionate epithet "Vash".

I wish that Pennsylvania was named Tellersylvania.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but Tellersylvania is covered in banks run by hard-noesed, tight-fisted, money-swindling old curmudgens that have an uncanny ability to make the entire atmosphere around then within a squre mile freezing. Have fun with your parka!

I wish MMOs like WOW and Star Wars Galakies didn't cost money to play.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, now they cost souls.

I wish that gundams could sing.

[rocklobster]

Granted, now there's a new Gundam cartoon, Gundam Idol! Oh, and Kira Yamato is the reigning champ.
I wish there were no Friday the 13th movies. I hate sharing a first name with a psychopathic hockey-mask wearing freak.

[Peanut]

Granted, but you still share your first name with a psychopathic hockey-mask wearing freak...except this freak is real.

I wish I only needed 1 hour of sleep to function.

[Sakaki Onsei]

Granted, but you end up spending the other 23 hours of your day forced to watch the Public Access channel that scrolls homes and plays smooth jazz music.

I wish I could just serve God in whatever way he wished for me to serve.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

(Wow, way to make the next person feel like a jerk )

Granted. Unfortunately, God's wish was expressed on this thread, which means one of us corrupted it beyond all recognition. Have fun beign the first missionary to penguins.

I wish I wasn't going to be zapped by lightning for that one.

[Peanut]

Granted, instead you get the plauge...

I wish I didn't die right when I landed the final blow on the final boss of Cave Story...

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Now you died five seconds into the game.

I wish that cheese could fly

[Lil_Ninja]

Granted, but in summer on the hottest day in history, the sun melts it all and several people get third digree burns. You being one of them. And rats/mice attack everyone, trying to eat the molten cheese. Stinks for you :/

I wish Michael Jackson had a nose, didn't look like a female and was black again.

[User Name]

Granted, but Michael Jackson has lost his mouth in the process, looks like a hermaphrodite, and is Black. BURNT BLACK.

I wish all the wishes here were un-wished.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but you still shouldn't trust him with your children. Now he'll KILL THEM!
I wish the weather service was more accurate and reliable.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it is now a predictor of death, not of weather... and your name just came up.

I wish that the penguins would rise up and conquer Australia, and rename it Penguinia.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but now all the cute koalas have to leave and go through eucalyptus leaves-withdrawal. (They're addicted to the leaves' hallucinogenic properties)
I wish I could meet Clarence, the angel from It's a Wonderful Life.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you are then secretly imprisoned by the military for meeting Clarence without having official Clarence clearance.

I wish that there was a reality TV show where U.S. senators and representatives were secretly given food with marijuana in it, and the resulting speeches captured on tape for all to see.

[Sakaki Onsei]

Granted, but then they actually tell you the truth about the upcoming end of the world, which causes your head to explode....quite literally...from the sense of it all.

I wish I could live in Japan.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but you've gone through a time portal, and they've just dropped the bomb on Hiroshima. And that's where you are.
I wish I had a pet Ryo-ohki.