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Postby sapphire_shine » Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:02 pm

Granted,you are now you.But you no longer have your pwnage dancing skills I gave you eariler.

I wish to know who is chasing me.
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Postby guitargeekette » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:49 am

Granted, but they catch you.

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Postby sapphire_shine » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:48 pm

Granted,but it dissovoles in thin air.

I wish I has a better movie making program then the one I have now.
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Postby Themanofchrist » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:52 pm

Gramted but the movies are real

I wish I didn't have to pay stuff for mabinogi
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:40 pm

Granted, now you have to pay in body parts instead of stuff. Your own body parts. *mad surgeons enter*

I wish that grouper was lower in mercury.
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Postby Sheenar » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:58 am

Granted, but now Grouper is higher in salmonella and E-coli O157:H7.

I wish I had the ability to immediately find whatever I'm looking for (I still can't find my checkbook...)
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Postby sapphire_shine » Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:24 am

Granted,but now you can't find your way to the things you are looking for because you are blind.

I wish I didn't have to go to amish country tomorrow.
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Postby Sheenar » Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:43 am

Granted, you now have to go to redneck country. Have fun. :D

I wish I could go to Amish country --I loved it there (I got Pebbles from PA). Man, those Amish ladies can make good bread!
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Postby sapphire_shine » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:55 am

Granted,but when you get there,all the amish people and their bread is gone D:

I wish I had powers like sailor moon XD
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Postby Shilohan ninja » Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:23 pm

Granted. You now has mad sewing powers. :thumb:

I wish I had a sister who was my age. (seriously, that would be about the awesomest thing EVAR!
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Postby sapphire_shine » Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:29 pm

Granted,but you are now the age of 2 and so is she.

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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:35 pm

Granted, but it's the guy who did Excel Saga, and you have to kill him or die yourself.

I wish that Fortinbras was the main character of Hamlet.
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Postby rocklobster » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:14 pm

Granted, but now the play is well-known as Shakespeare's biggest flop.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:02 pm

Granted, but Biff kills everyone and takes over the world again.. And the movie is a major failure -_-

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Postby Peanut » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:24 pm

Granted but you now answer, bow to and follow me, Emperor of the Ninja Monkies. Your also undead and have the nasty habit of repeatedly shouting "believe it" at the end of any of your sentences.

I wish my Ninja Monkies didn't shout "believe it" whenever they did something...
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:45 pm

I'm your ninja monkey nows? :o

Granted, they now yell "BOO-YAH!!!" really loud and annoying every five seconds.

I wish I didn't yell Booyah...
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Postby Shilohan ninja » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:57 pm

Granted, now you yell "Shilohan ninja RAWKS!!!" every ten seconds and headbang like friggin' crasy! :grin:

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Postby Lil_Ninja » Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:25 pm

Granted, but he suffocates because of you squeezing him so much. Gosh.. You're like Elmira! o_o

I wish I didn't headbang and yell "Shilohan Ninja RAWKS!!!"....
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Postby Peanut » Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:45 pm

Granted, now you say nothing...same with the rest of my Ninja Monkies.

I wish for fish.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:00 pm

Saying nothing is better than yelling stupid stuff every five seconds.. :P

Granted. You now have a dead rotting smelly fish in your shoe.

I wish I could train with Yoda, the Jedi Master.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:53 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, you're training in how to dance disco-style, and... Yoda really isn't very good.

I wish that Yoda was the disco master.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:44 pm

Granted, but everytime he dances, he kills people with his lightsaber twirl move..You were one of them.. =P

I wish I could be Jedi Master Yoda's padawan.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:18 pm

Granted, but he killed you with his disco moves, too, and unlike me you don't return as undead.

I wish that the chibiphonebooth could plug into the phone network and allow people to make calls by inserting quarters into her mouth like a real phone booth.
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Postby rocklobster » Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:32 am

Granted, but her phone booth is actually a Tardis and makes a mess out of the space-time continuum if you get a poor signal.
I wish Sci-fi Channel would play the classic Dr. Who shows, instead of just the current one.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:12 am

Granted, but Chuck Norris goes into the TV and kills the cast for no reason. Now it's starring Chuck Norris and that nameless janitor. If you didn't guess, the show is realllyy lame now.

I wish Jedi Yoda was my friend...And that he didn't kill me... >_>
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Postby guitargeekette » Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:59 pm

Granted, but you end up in a fight with him and YOU kill him.

I wish that Mark didn't get kicked off So You Think You Can Dance.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:59 pm

Granted. He was instead murdered on-screen by a crazed fan.

I wish that the U.S. would elect a dalek as its next President.
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Postby Shilohan ninja » Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:56 pm

Granted, but said dalek is assassinated immediately after his/her inogural speech by crazed KKK members high on weed.

I wish for Cloud Strife's super awesome motorcycle.
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:46 pm

Granted, but after you get on the bike, you turn into Cloud and then you're chased by Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz. They demand mothers head!! And theeennn they kill you.. You never got Cloud's skillz, just his looks =P

I wish I was a normal ALIVE talking Ninja monkey......
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Postby rocklobster » Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:07 pm

Granted, but your ninja skills are more along the lines of dramatic poses and saying "Fear my ninja monkey greatness!"
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