Corrupted wish game

[MBlight]

Granted, but it's a two year old banging endlessly on it!

I wish for my exams to be over!

[Peanut]

Granted, you no longer have any exams left to do...however it's because you died in a tragic walking accident.

I wish for an original idea.

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Granted, I give you an original idea, but it's in Kung Fu, and you don't know Kung Fu

I wish Peanut knew Kung Fu so he could understand the idea. And hopfully I won't lose to his epic skills of Kung Fu.

[Peanut]

Granted, except you loose to his epic skills of Taekwando instead.

I wish I had some chicken eggs...

[Sheenar]

Granted, but when they hatch, it turns out they were alligator eggs...good luck with that.

I wish I could ride an ostrich to class like in Joust.

[Neko-Hime]

Granted, but the ostrich won't stop biting you long enough for you to steer.

I wish for an ice-cold glass of lemonade. *pants*

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Now, if you ever get hit in the head, you violently transform into a giant egg.

I wish we weren't out of soda

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Granted, but your now out of air........wonder how that would turn out?

I wish to be a better christian(Beat that)

[Song_of_Storms]

Granted, but in order to be you have to die. ( Try to be a bad Christian in heaven XD )

I wish I had superpowers...

[Peanut]

Granted, you have the power to bring random things you draw (including letters) to life...however the power to control them was not included so they end up tormenting you for all eternity.

I wish I was more stealthy...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you have to live in a Japanese dude's wardrobe, and pretend to be a Japanese woman, and your stealthiness only applies while you are inside the wardrobe.

I wish that that Peanut was a French woman, instead.

[Neko-Hime]

Granted. But now she has to live inside a French dude's wardrobe, and her stealthiness only applies in the wardrobe.

I wish for a mountain of peanut butter.

[Sheenar]

Granted, but now you are hopelessly stuck in said mountain of peanut butter. There is no escape! Now you just have to eat your way out...better get started. *hands Neko a giant spoon*

I wish a had a nice, tasty home-cooked meal. I miss those...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's a mountain of home-cooked peanut butter... with Neko-Hime inside it.

I wish that peanut butter had its own TV show.

[KeybladeWarrior]

Granted, but Jelly is the most popular character on the show.

I wish that my computer could fly.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it flies around your room like a pigeon and poops on your head.

I wish that it was possible to build a de-toaster - a device that takes toast and turns it into untoasted bread.

[Neko-Hime]

Granted, but it turns the bread into dough that is uncookable, so you have to eat dough instead of toast.

I wish my speakers worked. -.-

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Your speakers are alive and have a job flipping burgers at a local burger joint. They spend the money on beer, and leave the cans all over your house. And they vomit in your potted plants, and teach your cat profanity.

I wish that there was such a thing as a meat tree.

[Smile:)]

Granted. It is now growing in your room and it dose not smell good!!!
I wish I had all the fruits basket manga.

[GrubbTheFragger]

Granted but it has no words and no pictures except really big eyes

I wish i had enough money to pay my bills for a year

[CelticWarrior20]

Granted but the money comes back at you with a huge bill plus interest

[rocklobster]

I wish Celtic Warrior didn't have a country song in his signature.

[CelticWarrior20]

Granted but now the lyrics are in your signature

HEY! a southern boy now so country is my life



i wish rocklobster loved country

I wish Celtic Warrior didn't have a country song in his signature.

[Sheenar]

Granted, he now loves country fried chicken ... in fact, he loves it so much that it is all he eats...the fat clogs his arteries and he dies of a heart attack.

I wish Rocklobster would have taken better care of himself...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, he took care of himself... in the mafia sense... meaning that he shot himself, took himself out to the middle of nowhere, and buried himself where nobody would find him. Right next to Jimmy Hoffa, probably.

I wish that I could legally walk around draping cooked spaghetti on people.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but one day you accidentally drape some on Chuck Norris, directly after which he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Ouch.

I wish my chemistry teacher had planned this quarter better so that my finals and my final project weren't on the same week.

[animewarrior]

Granted now they are due on the same day...two months ago. You fail. XD

I wish I could get rid of my boredom.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted. Now you have like a bajillion large scale company projects to finish in an hour. You go completely insane in the first five minutes, just looking at the insanely impossible amount of work you have to do, but hey, at least your not bored anymore, right?

I wish I didn't have to retake sociology this summer.

[Peanut]

Granted, now you have to retake at the worst possible moment you could possibly have to retake a class (like seconds before graduation...).

I wish I didn't have to work this evening

[Shilohan ninja]

granted, but you were supposed to be at work an hour ago.

i wish i was at a Demon Hunter concert right now.