Corrupted wish game

Postby **Icarus** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:11 am

(so do I actually)

Granted, but everyone elses name will now change at random intervals to "Bob the Duck." As for the original Bob, he is now Larry.

I wish I had a car.

Postby **phinny5608** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:22 am

Granted, but its Hotwheels car, and not a valuable one either.

I wish I had terrific artistic skills.

Postby **Photosoph** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:26 am

Granted. You now have a car. The catch is I'm leaving you to mull over exactly what the catch is until it finally kicks you from behind. :evil:

Or something like that. I was bored and trying to think of something different. ^_^

<EDIT>Actually, this was the reply to Icarus's wish... but you got there before me, Phinny! ...Well, it works for both. ^_^

I wish... she won't be coming round the mountain when she comes. Nor killing the old red rooster. Or riding six white horses.

Postby **Icarus** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:27 am

Granted, but she is no longer coming.

I wish to be right brained.

Postby **phinny5608** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:29 am

Oops. Seems our posting collided.

Thus, I shall now grant your wish. However, she's now coming around the hill when she comes, killing the young blue rooster, and riding 10,000 ants.

(Edit, sorry, I left out the wish)

I wish I had chocolate ice cream.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:32 am

ROFL.

It seems I have the chance to corrupt TWO wishes! :evil:

Icarus: Granted, but that's all you are - the right half of a brain, with some vital organs like skin, a heart, veins etc. all in a clump. Eww. I wish I didn't visualise things so easily!

Phinny: Yes, you now have a chocolate ice-cream, but you are now also allergic to chocolate ice cream.

I wish I was very acrobatic. ^_^

Postby **phinny5608** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:13 am

Granted, but you are forced to join a circus and can't escape, and the pay is crappy, few people come to your shows, and the ones that do throw peanuts at you and make a game of it, trying to make you lose balance and fall to your death.

(Edit: Grrr, I'm stupid. Sorry, I forgot the wish AGAIN!)

I wish I had a laser blaster!

Postby **Myoti** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:22 am

Granted, but you shoot it at a mirror and it reflects back and fries you.

I wish all "yiffy" art would burn.
(it's a type of porn, in case you don't know. -_-)

Postby **Icarus** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:29 am

All "yiffy" art burns... but not before a malicious entity transfers it too your hard drive. (I'm sorry)

"I wish for harsher penalties for parole violaters."

Postby **steelbeliever** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:57 am

granted...er...granted...but...ah...okay...here goes...wait...grnated but the parole is made earlier so all people suffer harsher punishment? does that make sense :eh:

i wish i could think of better ways to corrupt wishes...

Postby **Icarus** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:26 am

Granted, You can now currupt any wish. However, all wishes that you make are now pre-corrupted.

I wish for spoons.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:44 pm

Granted but their rotten wooden spoons from the 15th century!

I wish that I was a character in Inuyasha!:)

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:06 pm

Granted, but you're one of the expendable villagers who die after less than a second on screen. (or show up in only one frame in the manga.)

I wish that marauding space aliens would introduce "instant pizza" technology to the Earth.

Postby **Kiba-kun** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:53 pm

granted but they taste like tofu

i wish i was a tree

Postby **Icarus** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:56 pm

You are now a tree. Unfortunately, you've been recently introduced to Paul Bunyon

I wish Usher would vanish.

Postby **Ky Kiske** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:20 pm

granted but so do you into the world where Usher reigns as king
I wish I could sleep with my eyes open.

Postby **Myoti** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:53 pm

Granted, but it keeps you from actually being able to sleep.

I wish I had JENOVA cells fused into my body.

Postby **steelbeliever** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:53 pm

granted...you now have no eyelids and your eyes dry out and turn into raisins that are soon eaten by rabid crows with a grudge against eyelid-less people...

i wish i could make a cool samurai manga that was successful

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:26 pm

Granted, but you have to include all the people you know on CAA in the manga. XD

I wish I could draw a manga..

Postby **Ky Kiske** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:27 pm

granted but since it's not about a cool samarai it is unsuccessful.

I wish I could breathe fire

Postby **Myoti** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:32 pm

Granted, but it burns off your mouth, skin, throat, and head.

I still wish I had JENOVA cells fused into my body.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:37 pm

Granted, but there's only three fused into your body in total. Your immune system picks them up straightaway, and they're gone.

I wish more people would join the Society of Hatted Members!

Postby **Myoti** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:40 pm

Granted, but there's only three fused into your body in total. Your immune system picks them up straightaway, and they're gone.

Pooh...

Granted, but they don't wear hats.

I wish I could summon Alexander and Bahamut from Final Fantasy.

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:43 pm

granted

but they are action figures

i wish i could turn invisible.

Postby **steelbeliever** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:00 pm

granted...everonye is now blind and cannot see you...

i wish i had time to make a cool samurai manga featuring everyone on CAA

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:03 pm

granted... all your other plans were cancelled

i wish that people would stop littering

Postby **steelbeliever** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:04 pm

granted...now people go on ice cream rampages...

i wish manga would become famous all over the world...

Website · Postby **Shadowchild** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:07 pm

granted... regular tv shows and books were burned in fire

i wish i could write better poems

Postby **steelbeliever** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:13 pm

granted...you just did...(so sorry) :bang:

(I'll read your poems! I bet they're great!)

i wish for the entire hellsing series on DVD...since i have it on VHS :waah!:

Postby **Myoti** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:15 pm

Granted, but it gets scratched during delivery.

I wish I had the Spirit of Fire from "Shaman King".

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