Corrupted wish game

[Peanut]

Granted, but now all your base are belong to us (Peanut, Zarn and Pascal).

I wish I had another slice of pizza.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but gives you diarrhea so bad that you have no chance to survive make your time.

I with that we were not on the way to destruction.

[Ingemar]

Granted. You are now on the way to elimination.... in the gastrointestinal sense.

I wish I were manlier.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Corrected for spelling, you are a man liar. Which means that you are lying about being a man, which makes you a woman. You are hereby dubbed Miss Ingemar.

I wish that somebody would set up us the bomb.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, I set up the bomb under your bed and it goes BOOM :O

I wish it wasn't so cold here.. nor to hot.. just right ^ ^

[Sheenar]

Granted, and as a consequence all your food and drink is lukewarm. Ew.

I wish I had a kitten.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you now have a kitten named Clarence.However since Clarence is in reality Clarence The Crosseyed Lion you are sued by the creators of the 1960s tv series DAKTARI for copyright infringement and fed to Clarence for his noon snack!

I wish that Cartoon Network was owned and operated by BANDAI!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but Bandai (and thus CN) is now owned and operated (and ruined) by 4Kids.

I wish that 4Kids did not own Bandai.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted 4kids instead now owns and runs the U.S. Federal Government,meaning of course that Pickachu has now replaced Ben Franklin on the $50 bill.Though surprisingly the government actually runs smoother for a change!!!!

I wish that I had the ability to make all single CAA female members over the age of 25 to act like Haruhi!

[thefonzjr1323]

Granted, but they are 50 years over 25

I wish i had a special fridge with unlimited food

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted.. it's all spoiled unlimited food ^ ^

I wish there was no such things as stinky stenches >_O

[thefonzjr1323]

Granted, but every thing smells the same

I wish i could move to Toronto and watch the Maple Leafs hockey games

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you're in Toronto, Kansas, population, about 300. The maple leafs you're watching are actual leafs that you've collected and now imagine can play hockey.

I wish that some things smelled like bananas.

[Sohma]

Granted! But they all smell like very old, rotten bananas. . . including you. D:

I wish I had a large collection of anime plushies.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but they all smell very strongly like very old, rotten bananas, and the health department makes you throw them out.

I wish that a certain homicidal mole could make it onto American Idol.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, the mole on the Mole on Austin Powers Golden Member comes alive and shares it's beautiful voice with us. Then after winning the contest it becomes famous. Then plotting out domination

I wish that made more sense o.o

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Granted, It make 3 times as much sese, but it made zero sense in the first place and zero times three is zero

I wish I made better grades in school

[Peanut]

Granted, you've gone up an entire letter grade, however this is only because they changed the grading system at your school by removing the F, a grade which you were very familiar with, making the E the grade for failure...so yeah...you still fail...

I wish I was motivated to do something right now...

[thefonzjr1323]

Granted, you are now motivated to join the retirement home to help the older people clean their teeth and give them food

I wish i could watch a live wrestlemania event

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, this picture I'm about to show that I can't seem to get out of my head right now motivates you to do the Caramel Dansen Dance \o.o/



I wish that pic was smaller o.o

[Dante]

Granted... but not it occupies less space than one pixel (see below) and so it remains invisible.

I wish I were more apathetic towards the feelings of other people... and myself.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you are now such an apathetic looser that you don't care that the IRS has just repossessed your house,car,workplace,clothes,parents,siblings,
church,significant other,dog,cat,etc.I mean you are so apathetic now that
all you really care about is the fact that you can't get free coffee anymore.

I wish that it wasn't so easy to mock Pascal's wish like that!

[Peanut]

Granted, your granting of Pascal's wish has been undone, meaning that your mocking of it never happened...but, sadly, you don't get back one millisecond of the time you spent coming up with a witty way to mock it meaning that you've been brought one step closer to the end. DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I wish Tsukuyomi had never posted that picture...ever...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, now Myoti posted it.

I wish that bats could hold public office.

[Peanut]

Granted, baseball bats can now hold public office.

I wish I had more weight.

[minakichan]

*edit: poop, i was too late*
Granted, you gain weight, but no mass, because the universal gravitational constant changes by an infinitesmal amount. This also happens to completely screw up physics and make life absolutely impossible, so all living things cease to exist.

I wish I could access the internet with my MIND (with great connection speed and no undesirable content or popup ads =D)

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but only the parts made up of pure stupidity. (so, most of it)

I wish that the Internet didn't have as much stupidity on it.

[mathgrant]

Granted, now everybody knows the difference between its and it's. One stupidity down. . .

I wish that what you say about my company is what you say about society.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but I say you have one messed up company.

I wish that I had a slave army of living vegetables.

[mathgrant]

Granted, you now have a slave army of Deal or No Deal fans.

I wish my mind was not for rent to any god or government.