Corrupted wish game

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:39 pm

Granted Spring is now Alice,Summer is now Al,Fall is now Mary and
Winter is now Fred.

I wish that German was the official language of Japan!

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:29 pm

Granted but now anime comes from Germany and has a strangely Nazish tint to it...

I wish SEU had a football team.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:34 pm

Granted. The Stringbean and Egghead Union now has a football team. They're horrible.

I wish my cat could transform into a spaceship

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:32 am

Granted, but it's cramped, fleshy interior and horrible miles per gallon make it undesireable to drive.

I wish I lived in an alternate universe.

Postby **Taran** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:34 pm

Granted: now you live in a world were there is no light no heat and no people other then you.

I wish that I didn't have to do school

Postby **~darkelfgirl~** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:54 pm

Granted, now you get bored from not having ten thousand essays to write.

I wish there was more time in a day to do everything that needs to be done.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:16 pm

Granted but now you are stuck in the same day for the rest of eternity.

I wish I could control time.

Postby **Esoteric** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:25 pm

Granted, but now you never officially existed in time so no one knows who you are anymore.

I wish I could take a vacation.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:41 pm

Granted, but your flight gets redirected from the Bahamas to Antartica...

I wish I was ruler of Antartica and lord of the Penguins!

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:17 pm

Granted you are now Pen Pen.

I wish that Ming The Merciless would marry Captain Janeway!

Postby **Taran** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:41 am

Granted: they are now married but not liking it so they are coming after you.

I wish that I could live for another hundred years without ageing

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:14 am

Granted, but you live on only in photographs. Your physical body dies today.

I wish that frogs could karaoke.

Postby **Mayhem** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:36 am

Granted, but they wired the karaoke machine wrong so they failed at knowing all the words.

I wish my tummy would stop growling at me.

Postby **mathgrant** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:27 pm

Grrrrrr. . .

*CHOMP!*

Mmmm. Mayhem tasteth gewds. <3

I wish I had some toothpicks.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:37 pm

Granted, but they're used and chewed up and covered with the remnants of hard-to-identify foodstuffs.

I wish I owned a magic guitar with the power to RAWK THE WORLD... and could play it.

Postby **Taran** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:43 am

Granted: you now own one of those toy guitars that all you have to do is push a button

I wish that I owned a business.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:47 am

Granted. You have a nose-picking stand, where, for a quarter, you'll pick your customers' noses for them. Weirdo.

I wish that I owned a solid titanium horse.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:30 pm

Granted, now you'll need a forklift just to lift the droppings.

I wish it was 30 minutes ago

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:35 pm

Granted, but it stays that time forever!
I wish I had a baby Loch Ness Monster.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:37 pm

Granted, but it quickly grows up and isn't cute anymore, so you flush it... but it gets stuck in your pipes. Before long, it'll be VERY dangerous to go near your toilet.

I wish the dancing banana had it's own sitcom.

Postby **Taran** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:33 am

Granted:but no watchs it so it gets shut down

I wish that I had more posts then anyone else on CAA

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:40 am

Granted but CAA shuts down completely.
I wish I was the WWE Cruiserweight Champion.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:53 pm

Granted, but excelling in Wikipedia Wrestling Entertainment is only as permanent as the last edit. Whoops! Reverted!

I wish that my cell phone could shoot death rays.

Postby **Esoteric** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:07 pm

Granted, but you accidentally shoot yourself in the head next time you answer the phone.

I wish I never needed to sleep.

Postby **Taran** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:00 pm

Granted:You are now a zombie.

I wish that I lived in germany.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 3:59 pm

Granted, but everyone in Germany is now undead and trying to eat your brains.

I wish that it would rain cheese.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:32 am

Granted, but now there is a foul smell emanating from the cheese.
I wish Bret Hart came out of retirement.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:06 pm

Granted. He now has a new job delivering pizzas.

I wish Pepperidge Farm made sushi-flavored Goldfish

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:35 pm

Granted. They taste like Goldfish sushi. Which means that they taste like cut up... Goldfish.

I wish that Pepperidge Farm made Goldfish-flavored sushi.

Postby **Taran** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:56 am

Granted:but it costs so much that only the very rich can buy it.

I wish that it was sunny more often in fall.

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