Corrupted wish game

[mitsuki lover]

Granted I am now a genius on the level of Sailor Mercury,unfortunately that means everyone else here is beneath me so I can now only talk to my invisible friend Mr.Nobody from the Lost In Space episode,
'My Friend,Mr.Nobody'.

I wish that the next poster would give me $700.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. The next sentient wall scroll you meet will give you $700.

I wish I was a monkey trainer trainer (meaning that I would train people that train monkeys).

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you are a monkey who teaches educational theory. Larger monkeys fling their poo at you.

I wish that the moon was made of gorgonzola cheese.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but you are being currently sued by the people who live in
Cheddar,England because they had first dub on the rights to name it
Cheddar Cheese!

I wish that Full Moon would replace Death Note on AS and become so
super popular that everyone will name their daughter either Mitsuki or
Meroko!

[Peanut]

Granted but it's only because Death Note gets a network entirely devoted to it which becomes so popular that all other TV shows are canceled.

I wish CAA would work at my school again...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. CAA works as a janitor in your school.

I wish that I had a pizza hat.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted your hat is now made up of pizza but you can't get a date because the garlic smell turns the girls off!

I wish that the radio would only play music from the '60s.

[mathgrant]

Granted! The radio only plays classical music from the 1760's.

I wish mullets were more popular.

[Peanut]

Granted, the radio now plays music from 60 AD.-69 AD.

*shakes fist at termyt for beating him to the punch AND for thinking along the same lines as him.*
Granted, mullets are more popular then having your teeth yanked out by a rusty pair of pliers.

I wish CAA were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Now CAA attracts all sorts of bugs when left in the sun.

I wish there was an anime based entirely on Beatles songs.

[Peanut]

Granted but it's a poorly made remake of the 1968 classic, "Yellow Submarine."

I wish there was an anime based off of the Corrupted Wish Thread.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but it's filled with pointless fanservice and drastically rewritten characters, not to mention the multiple filler arcs.

I wish I was a successful director of Kaiju movies

[Peanut]

Granted, but nobody appreciates your work until several thousand years after you die.

I wish I could see the seven wonders of the world.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. You get to see this really, really cheep and lame movie named "The Seven Wonders of the World" in a vain attempt to trick people into seeing it.

I wish using AIM would cause you to randomly win large cash prizes

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, there is now a bot telling people that they've won large cash prizes via aim. All they have to do is supply banking or credit card information, and their money will be drained in exchange for oversized novelty bank notes.

I wish that I had a towel.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but it's wet and it was last used on a skunk.
I wish I had the Sword of Salvation from Soul Calibur.

[GracefulRocker]

Granted, but only after that smelly homeless guy over there finishes cleaning his teeth with it.

I wish that as soon as I leave my room I'll run into the guy of my dreams.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. But first you're abducted and placed in a demented experiment where you're not allowed out of your room for 20 years.

I wish I had a pie gun

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but you have to go where Moe Howard is buried and dig it up.
Additionally you have to pay the estates of all the Three Stooges for the right to use it!

I wish that the Yankees were owned by someone NOT named Steinbrenner.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, they're owned by someone named Steinbrënner. The umlaut is decorative.

I wish that the Statue of Liberty would build a giant house in Tennessee and live there.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. However, she only "lives" there a few days out of the year, spend the rest of her time jet setting around for tax reasons.

I wish Creed Bratton was my congressman.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted,you have a Congressman now named Creed but it's the '60s
band Credence Clearwater Revival.

I wish that I was Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire and Kagome was my Empress.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's also August 5, 1806, and tomorrow the Empire will be formally dissolved in the wake of defeat by Napoleon. Well, enjoy it while you can!

I wish I knew enough about world history that I didn't have to look all that up.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you know all you need to know about World History,unfortunately for you the world was just created and your mate is offering a tempting apple to you...Don't Do It!

I wish that they made a movie musical based around the music of
Lawerence Welk!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. It's about the "music" (read: flatulence noise) of Lawerence Valeri Welk, popular flatulence band performer.

I wish that celery could grow to gigantic size.

[Taran]

Granted. you are now surrounded by gaint celary and can't get out.

I wish i was the greatest guitar player in all of the USA.

[mathgrant]

Granted. George W. Bush just made guitars illegal, so all the guitarists move to Canada or Mexico. Except you. Enjoy your impending incarceration!

I wish I had two spoons.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you have one large spoon and one small spoon,and that's all the silverware you have to eat with!

I wish that AS aired Zorro!

[Taran]

Granted: now they only play zorro and never anything else

I wish that it would be warmer in fall

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, summer and fall have switched names.

I wish that the seasons had their old names back.