Questions that must be answered

[ClaecElric4God]

Because left-handed people are the best!

Why don't assassins take part time jobs as superheroes?

[Cleanedbyblood]

because its against the assassins contracts they cant be superheroes

why does it seem colder than it is?

[ClaecElric4God]

Because somewhere it IS colder.

Why don't our pets turn on us at the full moon?

[Cleanedbyblood]

because they love us too much....especially around dinner time

why does my computer keyboard suck right now?

[SierraLea]

Because someone covered it in superglue and you are permantly stuck typing the last word of that post.
WHy do your hands get super dried out in the winter?

[SilverToast]

Because they are secretly ninja turtles and splinter turned into teenage boys who sing out of greed and vanity.

Why is life so hard?

[Cheetah]

Because if it were soft and mushy we'd all sink through.

Why isn't Vic Mignogna in Fairytail? Or Todd Haberkorn in the original FMA?

[Panda4christ:3]

1)There weren't any midget/host-club king/alien/over obsessed father characters
2)Because of the lack of cow flesh.

Why can i not get into many anime lately?

[syphon]

Because you have been away from reading manga for too long

Why do people hate snow?

[AnimeGirl]

Because it's frozen rain. Nobody likes their rain hard.

Why am I lazy?

[syphon]

because you dont eat your vegetables

why cant i have the best luck in the world?

[Cheetah]

I claimed it first.

If you were a ninja, what would your hobbies be?

[syphon]

secretly planting anime and manga to its haters bookshelves

why do some people think anime or/and manga is stupid?

[Cheetah]

Not everyone can be perfect.

Why can't I go in the chat room yet?

[Panda4christ:3]

Not enough posts silly :3

Why am i so horrible at chatting?

[Crossfire]

I'd imagine it being difficult for a bear to communicate with humans.

How can it be -10 degrees Celsius, and still remain warm outside?

[Davidizer13]

If you're from a place where it's normally 40 below.

Could Catholicism be improved by having more antipopes?

[SierraLea]

Only if you think a kingdom divided against itself has any chance of lasting.
Why can't I do my hair in a messy bun?

[syphon]

because your hair is too short

why is the sun good for us, yet dangerous to us at the same time?

[SilverToast]

The sun is a troll.

Why is the sky not green?

[rocklobster]

because then we wouldn't see the tops of the trees.
Why does the music industry never stop making boy bands?

[Panda4christ:3]

Because the rabid fangirls are endless.

Why did my brother just give me a weird look?

[SierraLea]

Because he doesn't know what a good one looks like!
Why can't I read things out of books like inkheart?

[SilverToast]

because you are the character from a book that was read to life by someone with that ability.

Why do people love to laugh?

[TWWK]

They don't. They're just trying to keep the gremlins away...

Why don't we have flying cars yet?

[Cheetah]

Because it would make Spiderman's web slinging much more dangerous.

Why can't anyone pronounce Worcestershire?

[SilverToast]

because its a place that was founded by someone who couldn't pronounce its name right.

Why can't bees have their own families?

[syphon]

Because the bees then wouldn't work as they do now

Why can't we survive without sleep?

[ClaecElric4God]

Because if we could, it would much harder for cat burglars to do their thing.

Is it better to be an only child or have a myriad of siblings?

[SierraLea]

Being an only child, but I'm biased since i have five siblings.
Why can't I put my foot behind my head?