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Postby Peanut » Wed May 23, 2007 8:14 pm

Granted but they only appear in the filler episodes so nobody really cares about them at all...

I wish Goof Off had even more monkeys...
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed May 23, 2007 8:20 pm

Granted, but they pilot ninja robots, so no one noticed them.

I wish NASA built sports cars.
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Postby Peanut » Wed May 23, 2007 8:26 pm

Granted but they aren't reliable and they are surprisingly slow...

I wish NASA made giant robots instead of sports cars...
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Postby QtheQreater » Wed May 23, 2007 9:37 pm

Granted, but due to a lack of funding they make the robots out of chewing gum. Once left outside in the parking lot, they become a mass of pink goo which manages to get stuck to the bottom of everyone's shoes.

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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed May 23, 2007 10:15 pm

Granted, you can play the sax - or at least the sacks, which, of course, means bagpipes. You can now play the bagpipes. Badly.

I wish that QtheQreater was better at playing the bagpipes.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Thu May 24, 2007 9:08 am

Granted, but they're still bagpipes, so the annoyance factor is still pretty high up there.

I wish The Apples In Stereo were on the cover of Rolling Stone
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu May 24, 2007 10:04 am

Granted, they are now standing on the cover of a copy of Rolling Stone magazine. The cover features the new bagpipe sensation, our own QtheQreater.

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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu May 24, 2007 12:16 pm

Granted but they're only helpful when it comes to attacking any enemy with Zarn
in it's name.

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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri May 25, 2007 2:12 pm

Granted, but only on Thursdays, and Sailor Moon is your queen the rest of the week.

I wish that dogs really did play poker, and other gambling games, and that there were entire casinos just for dogs.
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Postby Jingo Jaden » Fri May 25, 2007 2:46 pm

Granted, but they where so great at bluffing that after a 7 month period of playing poker with your friends, you find out that the girlfriend you had been dateing was the dog bluffing.

I wish that the school project I am at now will be of great quality.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri May 25, 2007 3:15 pm

Granted, its flaws are truly great. You fail, but you fail with style. As in, completely.

I wish that RC cola was sold in 7-elevens and gas stations.
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Postby lordoftempest » Fri May 25, 2007 4:23 pm

Granted, except for that its already sold in some of them. What a waste of a wish...

I wish for the ability to alter history.
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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Fri May 25, 2007 4:50 pm

Granted, but you can only alter it in ways that will make your life worse.

I wish for a bag of orange slices.

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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri May 25, 2007 5:31 pm

Granted but they are made by the Acme Joke Company and bounce really high when they land on the floor.

I wish that 99 from Get Smart was always young and beautiful.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Sun May 27, 2007 3:27 pm

Granted, she's not petrified in amber.

I wish I was a cosplaying genius.
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Postby Peanut » Sun May 27, 2007 8:55 pm

Granted but nobody appreciates your genius causing most to think you have no clue what your doing...

I wish I wasn't having this much trouble getting into Battle.net...
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Postby QtheQreater » Sun May 27, 2007 10:06 pm

Granted, but when get on it you realize that Battle.net is really a website for the Bagpipe Aficionado's Transcendental Tour of Luxembourg and Egypt. An impressive website, nonetheless.

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Postby Peanut » Tue May 29, 2007 1:31 pm

Granted, but those two weeks turn out to be the two of the worst weeks of your life...second only to the weeks you spend working that is...

I wish bombing a Temulin didn't release harmful materials into the atmosphere...
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue May 29, 2007 1:56 pm

Granted, it releases harmful materials into the soil and water supply instead.

I wish that the department refrigerator at my job wasn't so scary.
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Postby Peanut » Tue May 29, 2007 2:02 pm

Granted, but everything else at your job is now super scary...especially that chair...*shudders*

I wish there was a TV show made based off of the picture Q drew of the "Denizens of Goof Off"
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Tue May 29, 2007 2:49 pm

Granted, but it's a game show/soap opera hybrid that gets canceled after only one episode.

I wish I had a lifetime pass for free pizza at the restaurant of my choice.
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Postby Peanut » Tue May 29, 2007 7:04 pm

Granted but the restaurant of your choice happens to be closed for violating health regulations before you can use your pass...

I wish I could see Transformers before it comes out in theaters in July...
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Postby Sanctum Angel » Tue May 29, 2007 7:22 pm

granted, but it's a cheap knock off fulla disappointment :angel:

.......I wish for a empty cardboard box....
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue May 29, 2007 7:27 pm

Granted, but it is so empty that it is pulled into itself and destroyed in a puff of logic.

I wish that pascal had cat ears.
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Postby Peanut » Tue May 29, 2007 7:48 pm

Granted, but now you have lizard ears...

I wish Pascal would finish with that website he's been working on so I can start blowing some stuff up...
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Postby Jingo Jaden » Wed May 30, 2007 3:37 am

Granted, he finished it, but you could never enter it.

I wish that I would have a studio at home featureing a great pc, a mocap area, a greenscreen/bluescreen room and a voice/music recording studio.
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Postby c.t.,girl » Wed May 30, 2007 4:53 am

Granted...but you can't hear, see, or speak.

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Postby Jingo Jaden » Wed May 30, 2007 4:58 am

Granted, but they are all rotten and over 5 years old.

I wish that I could jump 50 feet and land perfectly without any problems.
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Postby Smile:) » Wed May 30, 2007 5:50 am

Granted, but now you can only jump, no walking, no runing! But have fun jumping!

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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed May 30, 2007 10:08 am

Granted, but the moment you pick it up, countless tiny poisoned darts will fly at you and kill you.

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