Corrupted wish game

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's a porno spam bot.

I wish that I had a talking gecko like the one that works for Geico.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but he bills you $300 per hour for the privelege of owning him.

I wish that Rumiko Takahashi would do an Inuyasha/Ranma 1/2 crossover just to see the look on Miroku's face when he finds out female Ranma is also a guy!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, and the rest of us are very much amused. You, however, are condemned by various circumstances never to see it, so all you have are our attestations of its hilarity.

I wish that artichokes could fly airplanes.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Artichokes are now physically and mentally capable of flying airplanes. They are not, however, legally permitted to do so, and all artichokes attempting to get nea a plane are shot. Repeatedly.

I wish Firefox had a button to turn any website into The Hamster Dance... AND BACK AGAIN.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but only my installation, it's permanent and server-side (affects all users), and I randomly leave this site as the hamster dance for days at a time.

I wish that people would stop throwing artichokes at me.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Now they allow the artichokes to fly planes at you.

I wish I had a top hat with neon lights

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. You have a really ugly and uncool top hat with neon lights that you cannot remove from your head, and you are mocked and ridiculed for the rest of your life because of it. It costs you your job and keeps you from getting any other, and you die cold and alone in a dirty alley. But at least you had your hat.

I wish that more people knew the awesome that is Mordecai Jam.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but they're all jerks who don't care one bit.

I wish They Might Be Giants had their own hit TV show

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but it stars Peter Tork,Davy Jones,Mickey Dolenz and Michael Naismith and is renamed The Monkees.

I wish that San Francisco would secede from the Union.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but a week later Mexico declares war and crushes them.

I wish Lucky Charms added a Godzilla marshmallow

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but now Lucky Charms has a tendency to tromp all over Tokyo so it is banned in Japan.

I wish that the next Superhero movie was CAPTAIN PROTON SAVES THE DAY!

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's written, directed, and produced by Uwe Boll (of Alone in the Dark and Bloodrayne "fame")

I wish sugar actually got you into shape and made your teeth stronger, all while tasting just as good.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but the Arabs own all the sugar concessions in Hawaii now.

I wish that AFTERM*A*S*H wasn't as crappy as it was.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Now it's as crappy as The New Monkees was.

I wish the creative team behind Cowboy Bebop did a Digimon series.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but now Ed drives all the Digi-destined to drink...Grape Knee Hi!

I wish that SPIDER-MAN 4 could be SPIDEY versus SUPERMAN!

[Peanut]

Granted, but it's done fan made movie with a relatively obese man cast as both Spiderman and Superman...

I wish for 5's on all of my AP exams...

[mitsuki lover]

Granted except for the fact that your teachers all happen to be dyslexic on that day on the 5s all look like Ses instead.

I wish that more people would have gotten the reference to Solyent Green in that one Buffy episode(the one where she starts working at the burger place)

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but that's because the United Nations just began a planet wide project to make ACTUAL Solyent Green

I wish that planting easter eggs caused candy trees to grow

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but unforutantely your next door neighbor happens to be the comic strip character Sally Forth and she steals all your candy when it comes to picking time.
(NEVER trust a comic strip character that would steal her own daughter's chocolate bunnies just to eat the ears off of 'em!)

I wish that KAOS would take over Washington D.C.

[WrestlingOtaku]

They do, but only for five minutes when Agent Smart and 99 spoil there plans.

I wish I was a character in a fantasy story.

[KhakiBlueSocks]

They do, but only for five minutes when Agent Smart and 99 spoil there plans.

I wish I was a character in a fantasy story.

Granted. You're the bone in a dog's fantacy...hope you're tasty!

I wish I charged my cell phone battery!

[Fionn Fael]

Granted, but you drop your phone in a toilet, ruining it for good.

I wish Link was my husband.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but he's a polygamist and has 3,647,864,378 other spouses.

I wish I didn't have to come back and edit this post to include a wish.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you got castigated for all eternity for not posting the wish at all.

I wish that space aliens would nuke Montana.

[wingedfox]

granted but it turns every one into zombies who then set out to take over the world for their alien overlords.

I wish i had a jar of peanutbutter.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but it was recalled five seconds after you opened it.

I wish that the Excel themes were required songs on American Idol,especially the end theme:"Menchie's Lament..Are You Gonna Eat Me Now?"

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but it's on the week that William Hung is the guest

I wish David Bowie recorded a cover of "Blue" from Cowboy Bebop

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it was never released, and nobody knows about it.

I wish that David Bowie would make a set of himself singing all of the Inuyasha themes.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. They're on the same disk as his cover of "Blue"

I wish the cast of Mystery Science Theater 3000 did a stage musical

[Kaligraphic]

Granted - as a DVD accompanying David Bowie's cover of Blue.

I wish that there would be a new TV series on Fox with David Bowie battling the Alien Food Overlords in martial-arts action.