Corrupted wish game

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Parakeets think it tastes awesome. The rest of us think it tastes like twigs and gravel.

I wish that there were more people named Mordecai in Japan.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted now every girl in Tokyo is named Mordecai and speaks with a Jewish accent...Oy Vey!

I wish that more people in Seattle were named Moneca Stori!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, now every guy in Seattle is named Moneca Stori. The entire male population of Seattle moves to Japan and marry the girls named Mordecai.

I wish that mitsuki lover would change his avatar to potato salad for a day and then change it back.

[Fish and Chips]

Granted. His avatar subsequently attract disease-carrying flies who purge CAA's population.

I wish I had the motivation and drive to write a best selling novel right about now.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. You have the motivation, but no computer, typewriter, or pen and paper.

I wish that the wind sounded like Beatles songs

[Fish and Chips]

Granted. With Yoko Ono on supporting vocals.

I wish I had a totally original superpower.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. You have the power to compute Mersenne primes in your head. Good luck fighting evil with that.

I wish that borer beetles would bore into people's brains and turn them into bug-brained killer zombies.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but for some reason they all sound like Yoko Ono.

I wish I had solid green socks.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. They are solid bronze, with that green patina that they get.

I wish I had a real working gundam.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. You have a real Gundam action figure that works for a law firm answering the phone.

I wish I had my own cool, catchy theme song that played whenever I entered a crowded room.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted now you have the people from Mission:Impossible mad at you because you're using their theme.

I wish that people would stop bugging me about changing my avatar.

[Peanut]

Granted but now they bug you about changing your pants...

I wish I had a laptop...and a Wii...

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but for some unfathomable reason you now melt any objects you touch, so they don't last long.

I wish sleeping in didn't feel soooooooooo good

[Ratrace]

Granted, it now feels better, so much that you eventually get caught robbing a pharmacy of all its sleeping pills.

I wish all work was more exciting.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, work is a little more exciting. Well, comparatively, because the rest of your life is now so much more dull.

I wish that owls would follow around Chuck Norris for the rest of his life.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted and he teaches them his famous butt kicking moves so that they become the terror of Kaligraphic's nightmares.

I wish that Q would turn Zarn into Temmy!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but Zarn turns Temmy into Q, and Temmy turns Q into Zarn, so the whole thing just rotates. Then a monkey turns you into potato salad.

I wish that there was a colony of killer ninja monkeys in Canada.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but it's way up in the Northwest Territories so they all freeze

I wish chickens could work out simple math problems

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but only if they're in the Northwest Territories, and they freeze before they get the answer.

I wish that trout could sing.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but only if you buy them mounted at Wal-Mart

I wish Mystery Science Theater 3000 was our national pastime.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but Mystery Science Theater 3000 is now a game played with a bat and a ball. The show that used to bear that name is now referred to, for some strange reason, as "Baseball".

I wish that I could drop water balloons from the top of the Empire State Building.

[Ratrace]

Granted, but it gets demolished to make space for a new radio station (all Westlife, all the time!) before you get a chance.

I wish I was declaired Grand Overlord of Saturn.

[rsnumber2]

Granted, but you find making plastic cars unfullfilling.

I wish I had my own Megas XLR.

[Ratrace]

Granted, its three inches tall and I give you a defective car for it's head.

I wish I had my own sword of ultimate power or some such.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you now are the proud owner of the of eternal danciness!

I wish that there were more ways of making fun of Shippo.

[Ratrace]

Granted, but you have to use up the ones you have first.

I wish someone in my class could sing well.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you never notice because the rest can't shut up.

I wish that I could promote a violent 3-way battle between the Flapjacks, the Griddle Cakes, and the Pancakes, with a surprise appearance by Maple Syrup.

[Ratrace]

the rest can't shut up.

Yeah, about that...

Granted, but it turns into a street fight outside and you have to refund all money from the actual event.

I wish that I get to eat the losers.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, you get to eat the mushy pulp of the pancakes, flapjacks, and griddle cakes that rolled around in a back alley, over oil slicks and old cigarette and broken glass and unitentifiable grime. Enjoy!

I wish Nintendo had its own major TV network

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but they force Adam Sessler from X PLAY on you as it's one and only host.

I wish that the next new member of Theologyweb would use the username Darth
Callisto!