Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:47 pm

Granted, you now have a rubber testicle.

I wish that the carrot emperor had an inflatable giant pool toy shaped like the classic rubber duckie.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:17 pm

Granted, and you have to clean it every hour, on the hour.

I wish the veggie jokes weren't so darn funny.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:25 pm

Granted, they've become boring as heck, but simultaneously good for you. Your mother will never stop telling them now...

I wish I owned a coffee shop.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:31 pm

Granted. You're also the proud recipient of astonishingly high fees for rampant health code violations.

I wish I could safely carry our cat around in a Pokeball.

Postby **Ryusei** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:49 pm

Granted, but then it implodes; no more kitty!

I wish I had some common sense. >.<

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:22 pm

granted, but as no one else does the wolrd makes less sense than usual.

I wish common sense was actually common.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:27 pm

Granted but most people are still stupid anyway so your wish didn't change anything.

I wish that Ayuko Rara could run for President.

Postby **Ryusei** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:09 pm

Granted, but nobody knows who that is, thus Ayuko Rara gets no votes.

I wish I could dye my hair.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:56 pm

Granted, but for all the dye you put in, it still doesn't change color.

I wish that Ryusei's hair would constantly and randomly change color.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:43 am

Granted though now she has to change her username to Hinoki because her hair finally begins to look like Hinoki's on Betterman.

I wish that South Park would do a episode mocking the ATHF movie.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:53 pm

Granted, but the episode is mistaken for a terrorist bomb threat and is seized by police before airing.

I wish outer space was purple.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:04 pm

Granted, but it's a shade of purple that nobody can see.

I wish that the Zucchini would cease to war among themselves.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:06 pm

Granted. The newfound strength in unity allows them to reasert their power!!!

I wish I could see all shades of purple

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:51 pm

Granted, but you can't see any other color.

I wish that I could start work in the middle of the day tomorrow and have a relaxing pancake breakfast with all of my friends.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:29 am

Granted, but tomorrow is also when Armageddon begins.

I wish George Lucas had a little yellow bike with a bell on it.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:26 am

Granted it but he stole it from you!

I wish that Charlie the Tuna was Dictator of America!

Postby **Doubleshadow** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:29 am

Granted, but the band who sang "A Horse with No Name" is not pleased to be ruled by a fish.

Man, I wish I had some flowers.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:25 am

Granted. They are brown and dead, and turn to dust when you touch them.

I wish that I had a magical flame that would burn things not into ashes, but rather into lizards.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:38 am

Granted now everyone you touch turns into the Geico Gecko and hounds you to buy their insurance.

I wish that they would make a live action movie of The Dirty Pair.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:40 am

Granted, but it's done entirely with lizards. In lizard.

I wish that mitsuki lover would buy insurance from a lizard.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:31 pm

Granted, but now cavemen everywhere are offended.

I wish Nicolas Cage became an evil warlord

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:40 pm

Granted but for his first evil act he has decided to kill you in the most brutal way that you can possibly imagine...hehe...yes...that way...

I wish it was May 18...

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:20 am

Granted, but you slept through it.

I wish I had an army of zombies completely obedient to my every whim.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:38 am

Granted they are all Marvel Zombies and you are now Stan Lee!

I wish that Geraldo would be forced to shave his 'stach on live tv.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:19 pm

Granted, but with the final seal removed, the full forces of Hell spill out onto Earth.

I wish I got the deal with with sudoku

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:39 pm

Granted, but it's evil alien mind control, and now you for one welcome your new brain-eating alien masters.

I wish that I had a sausage and olive pizza right here right now.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:48 pm

Granted, but you're now one of the brain-eating aliens, so you don't want it any more.

I wish that cool thing that happened that one time when I wasn't there happened again nearby so I could see it.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:59 pm

Granted but why do you want to see The Cat In The Hat on ice?

I wish that the Pope would make Jackie Robinson a Saint.

Postby **RefractedAhav** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:53 pm

granted, but The pope also make's July 4 saint Jakie day and decalurs that no one can play baseball on this day.

I wish I had a car that could drive it's self

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 8:23 pm

Granted, but it drives drunk.

I wish I had an AWESOME TASTING brand of cereal named after me.

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