Corrupted wish game

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:21 am

granted, but now Cartoon Network shows endless reruns of their worst shows ever.
I wish the Turbo Grafx 16 was a successful video game system.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:32 am

Granted, it's so succesful you can't find one ANYWHERE!!!

I wish I owned KITT

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:07 am

Granted, but now it only talks in curse words.
I wish superheroes really existed.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:02 am

Granted but they all tend to be slackers like on The Tick.

I wish that supervillians were all as sexy as Catwoman so it would be easier to root for them.

Postby **Matx** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:48 pm

mitsuki lover wrote:Granted but they all tend to be slackers like on The Tick.

I wish that supervillians were all as sexy as Catwoman so it would be easier to root for them.

granted, but their r no more villen girls...
i wish i had some girl with pink hair to snuggle with me.....

Postby **CelticWarrior20** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:44 am

Granted but her hair falls out

i wish i could go to sandhills community collage and take corses in Cullinary arts and resturant management

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:01 pm

Granted but in order to pass your finals you have to go on Iron Chef America and
beat Cat Cora in a cooking contest using hushpuppies and grits.

I wish that I could taste Mistuki Sanada's spaghetti.

Postby **CelticWarrior20** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:37 pm

Granted but you dont get to taste it for another 100 years

i wish i could live forever with out consequence and as my normal self

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:22 pm

Granted. In a jar of no escape.

I wish that I had the pickled head of a mad scientist in a jar of glowing green liquid on my end table.

Postby **CelticWarrior20** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:37 am

granted but at night he comes out and eats your homework

Granted

I wish for the new cd of hoobastank

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:01 pm

I wish that Celticwarrior had made a wish to be corrupted.

Postby **Sparx00** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:48 pm

Granted, You have made a corrupted wish.

wishes for a lawyer

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:36 am

Granted, but the lawyer sues you for all you have.
I wish wrongplanet.net (a website for people with autism and Asperger's disorder) was more accomodating to Christians.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:11 am

Granted, but they've also adopted a policy of officially discriminating against Spaceman Spiff fans

I wish I had a good job

Postby **KeybladeWarrior** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:16 am

Granted: But the job gives little pay.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:24 am

Granted. You had a girlfriend... but she left your for someone else... with a better paying job.

I wish I had something to eat.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:37 am

Granted, but it's poisonous.
I wish I had Rahxephon as a boxed set

Postby **Animus Seed** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:07 am

Granted; you have a complete set of every empty Rahxephon box in the world.

I wish the government would subsidize all interest rates on all student loans.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:26 am

Granted, but there's now a mandatory 400% loan origination fee, and your loan gets sold to a loan shark who comes by and breaks your knees.

I wish that mountains weren't covered with the frozen corpses of those who climbed up there and froze to death.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:28 pm

Granted they are now covered with ferocious mountain penguins who want to offer you has an sacrifice to their god Pen Pen..

I wish that they made an anime featuring the exploits of an all anime rescue team led by Pen Pen and Menchi.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:44 pm

Granted. They rescue people from hunger by being eaten.

I wish that Microsoft actually cared about its customers.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:40 am

Granted but they are now owned and run by Ellie Mae Clampett and her 'critters'.

I wish that they didn't make it so obvious who the new Cylon was going to be
on Battlestar Galactica.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:17 pm

Granted, but they run commercials spoiling it for everybody.

I wish that I could get free Papa Johns pizza for life.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:24 pm

Granted, but now they're out of business.
I wish I had a pet fox-squirrel.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:52 pm

Granted, but it bites you and you get sick and grow thick fur out of your nose.

I wish that fish were legal tender.

Postby **CelticWarrior20** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:10 pm

Granted but it stinks so bad nobody will take it

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:00 pm

I wish that Celticwarrior would make a wish.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:38 pm

Granted, but the wish was that you would be sent to an isolated dimension of nothingness...

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:41 pm

Granted, but now you have....THE MONKEY'S PAW!!!! :wow!:

I wish I had a Totoro

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:58 pm

Granted but it dies seconds after you get it.

I wish we got more snow days around here this year...

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