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Postby kyoto » Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:25 pm

Granted now theres no politicians left.

I wish the new ones were smart.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:47 am

Granted but they're all so smart that they decide to go into buisness selling coals to Newcastle instead.

I wish that they put Gilligan's Island on Sci Fi just to see if anyone would notice.
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Postby Kokhiri Sojourn » Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:49 pm

Granted. They already did, and you didn't notice.

I wish that the streets could be made of cheese...
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Postby samuraidragon » Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:18 pm

Granted, but the get moldy fast. Better grab your gas mask.

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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:59 pm

Granted, you were, but you are no longer.

I wish that giant hamsters roamed the land, dancing at random.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:54 pm

Granted, but setlers soon learn that Giant Hamsters make good eatin' and hunt them to extinction.

I wish we all had eggrolls
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:59 am

Granted. Somebody rolled eggs like marijuana and passed them out to everybody.

I wish that human beings had an extra set of arms to do more things.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:21 pm

Granted but now everyone has to pay extra for shirts and blouses because tailors have to work overtime to get the extra sleeves in.

I wish that all news anchors sounded like James Earl Jones in The Empire Strikes Back!
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Postby Matx » Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:52 pm

granted but instead of jones..its me!!!

i wish i had a pink haired girl 2 marry!
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:50 am

Granted you are now engaged to Lacus Clyne but unfortunately you're on the same
lifeboat as Flay and so get blown up.

I wish that Kagome was a catgirl.
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Postby CelticWarrior20 » Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:07 pm

granted but she is an actual cat


i wish i could live forever as a human being
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:55 pm

Granted. Well, at least, those 96 hourse of dancing Man-Faye seems like forever.

I wish that I had some Papa Johns breadsticks.
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Postby CelticWarrior20 » Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:12 am

granted but there coverd with mold

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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:19 am

Granted, you are now the world famous Mold Covered Man

I wish I had powers
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:17 pm

Granted, you have power of attorney for a pet rock.

I wish that I could massively reorganize society into my own personal utopia.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:21 pm

Granted, but five seconds after you do the rapture occurs.

I wish I had three dollars right now
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:41 pm

Granted. A second later, a dog bites you, a swarm of bees sting you, and some dude runs off with your three dollars.

I wish that I had a non-flv version of that video on youtube of the guy ghostriding a truck and crashing it into a telephone pole.
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Postby Peanut » Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:12 pm

Granted but after you watch it you feel compelled to try it and end up finding that running trucks into poles is really not good for your health...at all...

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Postby CelticWarrior20 » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:40 am

Granted but it was really really boring

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Postby Shuji » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:49 am

Granted, but you now have no bones.

I wish for the answer to my request to be corrupt.
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Postby CelticWarrior20 » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:10 am

granted but you lose your head to a mime

i wish i was in full metal alchemist the show
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:52 pm

Granted you're one of the people that Gluttony eats.

I wish that Lust hadn't died in FMA.
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Postby Shuji » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:56 pm

Granted

But in turn, the show doesn't exist.

I wish Japanese was easier to learn.
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Postby DaughterOfZion » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:03 pm

granted but now you must known russian, spanish, french, chinese, thai, and korean

i wish i had a wyvern named bob.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:23 pm

Granted. Bob eats you.

I wish that Volt was still around.
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Postby Smilemon » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:20 pm

Wish granted, however, you are not a member of this site.

I wish I was an expert at the game of pool.
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Postby kyoto » Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:09 am

Granted, but now when it comes to anything else your retarted and the game has been compleately destroyed. Fwahahahahahahahaha

I wish the game of pool was back
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Postby rocklobster » Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:35 am

Granted, but now all the balls are eight balls.
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Postby CelticWarrior20 » Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:24 am

granted but the pinball machine falls on top of you

i wish i had a gf
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:32 pm

granted but she turns out to be female Ranma!

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