Corrupted wish game

Postby **Aileen Kailum** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:53 pm

Granted, but only for Hamtaro.

I wish I could go to Best Buy.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:39 pm

Granted, you can go to Best Buy. Unfortunately, it's closed, you're the only one there, you're locked right outside the doors facing an empty parking lot, and, to make things worse, not only do you not know the way home, you're starting to hear the howls of coyotes.

I wish that Nintendo had come up with a better name for the Wii.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:41 pm

Granted. They called it the Wart. All the kiddies are now saying, "Mom! I wanna Wart!". Say, that's catchy...

I wish the cat would stop attacking me when I walk by.

Postby **Fionn Fael** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 4:46 pm

Granted. It attacks you at all times.

I wish I could teleport.

Postby **Aileen Kailum** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 4:59 pm

Granted, but you've lost the ability to walk.

I wish I could fly.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:45 pm

Granted you are turned into a real fly like in the movie.

I wish that Bleach was on at 11:00 followed by Dual at 11:30.

Postby **kyoto** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:48 pm

[quote="mitsuki lover"]Granted except they come on different stations and you are always at work when they come on......fwahahahahahahahahaha

I wish that I had a mecha of my own

Postby **samuraidragon** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:35 am

Granted, but it's a model.

I wish I never had homework.

Postby **kyoto** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:44 am

Granted but ur always at school and have no home.

I whish I had a super power

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:03 am

Granted, your nose produces heroic amounts of mucus at will.

I wish that fish could sing.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:46 am

Granted fish can now sing opera but they're terrible when it comes to Country And Western.

I wish that Kaligraphic's avatar didn't look so ugly.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:17 pm

Granted. All humanity has been horribly disfigured to the point that the avatar is now considered beautiful.

I wish I had a state of the art artificial body.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:12 pm

Granted. It is a state of the art porcelain doll. Unfortunately, you fall off a shelf and shatter.

I wish that Blitzkrieg1701 hadn't just accidentally killed himself.

Postby **kyoto** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:19 pm

Granted,but everybody else dies instead.

I wish that I lived through it

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:08 am

Granted, but it's from your cat. Poor kitty, never had a chance...

I wish the cat was alive again.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:15 pm

Granted, it is now the undead death kitty.

I wish I had the authority and means to print legal money

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:36 pm

Granted you are now the new dictator of a small Central American country that has
hyper inflation.

I wish that AS would show the Silent Mobius movies.

Postby **kyoto** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:51 pm

Granted But now your blind

I wish that ML wasn't blind

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:55 pm

Granted, you have taken the blindness onto yourself so that mitsuki lover may see

I wish toothpicks were made of candy

Postby **kyoto** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:00 pm

Granted, but now you have no teeth

I wish my model mecha could be powed by my mind

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:02 pm

Granted, it is now an uncontrolable agent of your Id, acting out all our deepest unspoken desires!!!

I wish I had one.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:04 pm

Granted. You have the numeral "1", written in pencil on a scrap of paper.

I wish that spinal cords could dance.

Postby **kyoto** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:04 pm

Granted now the rest of the body is gone.

I wish the bodys would come back

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:07 pm

Granted. They come back as zombies and eat everyone.

I wish that we hadn't all been eaten by zombies.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:09 pm

Granted, Kyoto, the guy who likes to cut himself, and me survive because the cutting guy (who is named Escobar, by the way) doesn't taste good to zombies.

I wish someone grew Lemon/Lime hybrids

Postby **kyoto** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:09 pm

Granted, but now you can't get them seperate.

I wish my car was a mecha

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:16 pm

Granted, but gundams keep shooting at it, you get horrible gas mileage, and there's zero mecha parking around, so you always get parking tickets.

I wish that I had half a dozen tiny little flying fairies working for me.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:25 pm

Granted, but they have a horrible work ethic and choose to sit around and be bored 95% of the time you ask them to do something and when they do do something they tend to do a horrible job at it.

I wish I had an army of Lord Kalvin's to serve my every whim...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:36 pm

Granted. A whim is also a magical nemesis being, so they serve every magical nemesis being dedicated to destroying you.

I wish that crows could talk.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:56 am

Granted but they drive you nuts by asking you to join their cult that worships statues of Edgar Allen Poe.

I wish that we had the death penalty for every time a politician said something
stupid.

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