A Monster is Attacking CAA!

[Sparx00]

*Buys some of the Draken Spam and eats it*
Mmm! Not bad!

[Shilohan ninja]

sparx00:
Hmm... This should be interesting... Ok Dragon, do your thing! *The dragon speeds through Draken's digestive system and flys out of (you know where) at high speed.* Nice. Did you lay the eggs? *the dragon nods, then vanishes as it is a GF (Guardian Force)*
Oh and by the way... SOLAR FLARE! *uses it*
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Draken likes eggs.
HP: 665,998,000
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Yeshua-Knight:
*turns draken into spam and sells him in grocery stores for hurricane season*


XD spam and eggs!!
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Draken spam, however, is like rock and has an extremely nuclear aura which kills and deforms anyone within a five mile radius. Draken eventually pulls back together via black magic and telepathy.
HP: 665,998,000
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Taran:
*Feeds the darken tons and tons of sugar hoping to make it sick*

You can hurl any time now.
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Sugar only runs through Draken's system and just comes out his other end.
HP: 665,998,000
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sparx00:
*Buys some of the Draken Spam and eats it*
Mmm! Not bad!
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As soon as you eat it, it takes control of your body and absorbs you into Draken's mass, thickening his bones.
HP: 665,999,900

[Sparx00]

This is starting to become annoying... *lights the eggs in draken's stomach on fire, and then proseeds through Draken's bone marrow cracking almost all the bones in his body*
Time to get out of here. *uses the same technique I used to escape from USSRgirl's belly, and comes out Draken's nose* Yes, I know this seems odd, but alot of odd things happen here. *Jumps to the ground and runs behind a hill* .......Boom. *an incredible blast is heard inside of Draken's gut. Smoke comes out of his ears nose and mouth shortly afterwards*
I refuse to become apart of this beast as it is aganst my religious belief.

[Shilohan ninja]

sparx00:
This is starting to become annoying... *lights the eggs in draken's stomach on fire, and then proseeds through Draken's bone marrow cracking almost all the bones in his body*
Time to get out of here. *uses the same technique I used to escape from USSRgirl's belly, and comes out Draken's nose* Yes, I know this seems odd, but alot of odd things happen here. *Jumps to the ground and runs behind a hill* .......Boom. *an incredible blast is heard inside of Draken's gut. Smoke comes out of his ears nose and mouth shortly afterwards*
I refuse to become apart of this beast as it is aganst my religious belief.
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Draken does not particularly enjoy this very much, especially the part where you fly out of his nose. YUCK!
HP: 665,990,000

[Taran]

This is taking too long.

*Taran goes and sits down and starts playing guitar*

[Shilohan ninja]

Taran:
This is taking too long.

*Taran goes and sits down and starts playing guitar*
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Patience, young padawan.

[Sparx00]

*grab the guitar and smashes Draken on the head with it*

[Shilohan ninja]

sparx00:
*grab the guitar and smashes Draken on the head with it*
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Draken is slightly annoyed at having the stringed instrument smashed over his head.
HP: 665,989,950

[Yeshua-Knight]

*jumps into the tallgeese III and takes aim with it's mega cannon for draken's mid section.....and fires*

[Taliesin]

I attack Draken with an AVALANCHE

[QtheQreater]

*teaches Draken a textbook's worth of Statics and Dynamics material*

[Shilohan ninja]

Yeshua-Knight:
*jumps into the tallgeese III and takes aim with it's mega cannon for draken's mid section.....and fires*

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y10...n20Photo-1.jpg
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Draken catches the blast with his hand and sends it back at you, Dragon ball Z style.
HP: 665,989,950
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Taliesin:
I attack Draken with an AVALANCHE
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Draken doesn't like the cold!
HP: 665,950,000
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QtheQreater:
*teaches Draken a textbook's worth of Statics and Dynamics material*
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Despite the absolute confusion and bordem Draken feels, he is not affected much.
HP: 665,949,990

[Taran]

*Taran summons a ice dragon to attack that draken*

[Danderson]

Now for something completly different *Danderson turns Super Sonic and performs shadow-clone-jitsui*

The best thing about being me is that there are so MANY "me's."

*the clones circle the drakan. On the count of 3, all the clones launch themselves at light speed at the drakan, bring about a 10.0 rickter scale collision

[Yeshua-Knight]

*tallgeese lunges forward wraps his heat rod around draken's throat and shoves the beam saber up draken's nose*

[Seed of Hope]

Run's up and slightly smacks the draken on the cheek.

[Shilohan ninja]

Taran:
*Taran summons a ice dragon to attack that draken*
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Draken has a score to settle with the ice dragon anyway. After a couple of hours, Draken emerges victorious, but with a few battle scars.
HP: 665,550,000
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Danderson:
Now for something completly different *Danderson turns Super Sonic and performs shadow-clone-jitsui*

The best thing about being me is that there are so MANY "me's."

*the clones circle the drakan. On the count of 3, all the clones launch themselves at light speed at the drakan, bring about a 10.0 rickter scale collision
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Draken doesn't particularly enjoy this much and gets the wind knocked out of him, but only for a minute.
HP: 665,100,000
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Yeshua-Knight:
*tallgeese lunges forward wraps his heat rod around draken's throat and shoves the beam saber up draken's nose*
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OUCH! Draken doesn't like you right now. That really messes with his sinuses.
HP: 664,650,000
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Seed of Hope:
Run's up and slightly smacks the draken on the cheek.
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Draken grabs you and begins beating at tallgeese with your head in annoyance.
HP: 664,650,000

[Yeshua-Knight]

*eat's draken's lunch and makes him pay for it, then sets draken's tail on fire and sends him to run like a woman through an arabian oil field*

[Shilohan ninja]

Yeshua-Knight:
*eat's draken's lunch and makes him pay for it, then sets draken's tail on fire and sends him to run like a woman through an arabian oil field*
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Draken rather enjoys this greatly and boosts his HP durring his oil and brimstone bath.
HP: 665,999,900

[Seed of Hope]

Runs up and casts Tornado causing the draken to spin in circles until its confused and unsteady then plunges a magic indused sword into its stomach. >=)

[Sanji07]

[quote="RidleyofZebes (post: 1211807)"]Be my guest! Just don't forget to update! ^_^]


...
I LOVE THIS GAME! 8D

IC:
Sanji: Hey Luna?
Luna: Yeah?
Sanji: If monsters are attacking a CHRISTIAN community, wouldn't they already know about Christ?
Luna: Na'by that dragon-sized Bible in the caves and craters where the monsters have appeared will give us a hint. -.-''
Sanji07:...Good point. *summons Sanji (one piece cook-not Sanji07)*
Sanji: Hey, why is there a vampire-like geezer that looks exactly like me? O_o
Sanji07: Because...*shrugs* Distant cousin? ._.
Sanji and Sanji07: *confuses Draken with distant-cousin-look-alikes randomness*

[RidleyofZebes]

...By George, I think I've got it!

*Takes aim from a fair distance away and, using a rocket launcher I found laying around, I fire a ice-diffusion missile at Draken. I watch in satisfaction as the projectile enters the monster's nasal cavity and explodes*

Howd'ya like that!? >:D

*Has just gotten over a sinus infection and feels like making someone else pay*

[Sanji07]

Sanji07: *gives Ridley apple soup to prevent future sickness* 'Glad to know you're better. ^_^
Sanji: *is still confusing Draken*

OOC: No offense Sninja, but I think you're sortof g-modding. ^^;;

[Taran]

Drops a gaint ice cube on top of the drakens head.

[Seed of Hope]

Tickles a giant feather in front of its nose and shoves giant corks up its nostrils and watches it explode!! =)

[Yeshua-Knight]

i think i would have to agree with sanjio7's statement, let's face it, everyone's done so much attacking, but according to the gming we've done more to increase it's hp than lower it

[Sparx00]

*uses Samus's Zero Lazer on Draken*

[Shilohan ninja]

Seed of Hope:
Runs up and casts Tornado causing the draken to spin in circles until its confused and unsteady then plunges a magic indused sword into its stomach. >=)
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Draken, though thoroughly dizzy, is not heavlily affected by the tornado. Now, the magic sword, on the other hand, does hurt.
HP: 665,999,000
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Sanji07:
...
I LOVE THIS GAME! 8D

IC:
Sanji: Hey Luna?
Luna: Yeah?
Sanji: If monsters are attacking a CHRISTIAN community, wouldn't they already know about Christ?
Luna: Na'by that dragon-sized Bible in the caves and craters where the monsters have appeared will give us a hint. -.-''
Sanji07:...Good point. *summons Sanji (one piece cook-not Sanji07)*
Sanji: Hey, why is there a vampire-like geezer that looks exactly like me? O_o
Sanji07: Because...*shrugs* Distant cousin? ._.
Sanji and Sanji07: *confuses Draken with distant-cousin-look-alikes randomness*
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Draken is thoroughly confusilated and goes half crazy beating his head to figure you two out.
HP: 665,997,000
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RidleyofZebes:
...By George, I think I've got it!

*Takes aim from a fair distance away and, using a rocket launcher I found laying around, I fire a ice-diffusion missile at Draken. I watch in satisfaction as the projectile enters the monster's nasal cavity and explodes*

Howd'ya like that!? >:D

*Has just gotten over a sinus infection and feels like making someone else pay*
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AAACHTOOOOOOOOO!!!
Draken doesn't like this at all.
HP: 665,000,000
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Sanji07:
Sanji07: *gives Ridley apple soup to prevent future sickness* 'Glad to know you're better. ^_^
Sanji: *is still confusing Draken*

OOC: No offense Sninja, but I think you're sortof g-modding. ^^;;
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(sorry about that, I kinda get carried away sometimes)
Draken: WHICH IS WHICH??!!! AAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGHH!!!!!!!!!
HP: 664,899,000
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Taran:
Drops a gaint ice cube on top of the drakens head.
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Draken: NO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
HP: 664,000,000
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Seed of Hope:
Tickles a giant feather in front of its nose and shoves giant corks up its nostrils and watches it explode!! =)
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The corks explode from the fire shooting out of Draken's nostrols in an attept to burn the feather to smithereens, which he does successfully, but not before it totally messes with his sinuses.
Draken: Blasted nose attacks!
HP: 663,795,000
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Yeshua-Knight:
i think i would have to agree with sanjio7's statement, let's face it, everyone's done so much attacking, but according to the gming we've done more to increase it's hp than lower it
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(sorry guys. I'll work on it.)
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sparx00:
*uses Samus's Zero Lazer on Draken*
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/chara..._070718b-l.jpg
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Draken wasn't expecting that at all.
HP: 663,300,000

[Sparx00]

*summons the Ice Titan*


[SIZE="6"]ATTACK DRAKEN!!![/SIZE]

*Ice Titan uses Cold punch, Freeze kick, Icebreath, Icicle Storm, and his 30 degree kelvin spacial attack which blasts out of his palm*

[SIZE="1"](I know the one on Hercules looked better but I couldn't find a good pic)[/SIZE]

[Yeshua-Knight]

*makes draken drink a gallon of liquid nitrogen, then gives him a swift kick in the rear for emphasis*