Corrupted wish game

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:19 pm

Granted but questions are now $40 per pop.

I wish that the Twins win the World Series this year.

Postby **Ratrace** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:34 pm

Granted, but how Chang and Eng Bunker did it ill never know.

I wish google was more accurate

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:31 am

Granted, but now they are the slowest webpage on Earth.
I wish that Aerith didn't die in Final Fantasy 7

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:30 am

Granted now they die in Final Fanatasy V instead.

I wish that I had a Mamodo partner of my own.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:37 pm

(dont know if i've got this right) Granted but its book is in cantanese

I wish microsoft would take the bugs out of windows.

Postby **revolution** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:09 pm

Granted but it turns out that microsoft was one big virus.

I wish that I had all the anime in the world.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:16 pm

granted, the anime you have is the entire world supply.

i wish chocolate was healthy

Postby **revolution** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:40 pm

Granted but it is the only thing that is healthy.
i wish i had a sword

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:02 pm

granted, it cost a fiver in the local shop and is made of plastic

I wish for an apple

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:57 pm

Granted, but it's a poisinous apple...

I wish Zarn would slip further into the cold grasp of insanity...I mean...I wish Zarn was sane again...

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:46 am

Granted... it doesn't help... he's a lost cause.

I wish the Wii didn't come out a month later than everyone else in Europe.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:30 am

granted, two months.

i wish i could remember what that was

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:01 pm

Granted but you have troubles not making Wii Wii jokes from now on.

I wish they had come up with a better name than Wii.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:31 pm

Thats been, like all the jokes.
granted, but its abbrieviatiopn is a cruel and unusual punishment in 45 states.

i wish I had more money.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:38 am

Granted but since it is all monopoly money you are arrested as soon as you try to buy stuff with it.

I wish that manga and anime were only .45 a piece.

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:48 pm

granted, it's now $0.45 a second, and your going to have to run fast to escape all those angry otaku.

I wish my mouse would work properly

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:08 pm

Granted but to do so you have to now sing "Putting On The Ritz" to it every five seconds.

I wish that muffins conquered the world.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:57 pm

Granted, but then they kill you.

I wish that I could be the governor of this muffin-ruled planet.

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:59 pm

Granted. You're now governor of the muffin-planet...just as it goes rotten.

I wish I had a normal sleep cycle!

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:58 pm

granted, but i dont know where to find one of those so its normal for a dung beetle.

i wish someone would invent ice cream that doesnt melt.

Postby **Animus Seed** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:48 pm

Granted. Ice cream doesn't melt. It evaporates.

I wish I could read Greek.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:00 pm

granted, but instead of english

I wish i could understand all languages

Postby **Animus Seed** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:24 pm

Granted. The rest of the world is now mute.

I wish libraries didn't have over-due fees.

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:08 am

granted, they become book shops.

I wish I cold stop time

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:24 am

Granted, but when you "Cold" stop time, everything stops moving because everything becomes frozen, destroying all heat, light, and energy in the universe....goody for you, world killer, you beat me to it.

I wish I was married to a beautiful rich girl of the same age as I and that I knew Japanese and that I lived in Virginia and that I was a well-to-do business man and that nothing terrible would ever happen and that it would be in this timeline and that this wish would not be corrupted in any way shape or form, or changed, or re-edited, or answered in a smarmy manner, or by a generally smarmy person, and that I owned a fish.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:57 am

Granted but as this is the Corrupted Wish Thread your uncorruptable wish becomes corrupted and you create an unsolvable paradox so the world collapses in on itself starting at the Virginian Japanese-speaking fish farm of a well-to-do buissness man who happens to have a beautiful wife... sorry.

I wish that there existed a free Ninja based MMORPG that didn't make a mokery of gaming.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:00 pm

Granted but it is all in Sanskrit so you have to learn Sanskrit first and to do so you have to move all the way to the Himalayas.

I wish that they did a live version of Tom And Jerry.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:01 pm

Granted, its directed by Quentin Tarantino(sp?)

I wish that I had the Sands of Time

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:12 pm

Granted, but we don't know which are the sands of time, so you just get about five metric tons of sand.

I wish that dung beetles spoke Spanish.

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:03 am

Granted, they trade languages and spanish people speak dung beetle.

I wish pizzas were currancy.

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