Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:26 pm

Granted, but he didn't take it.

I wish that cardboard could sing.

Postby **Chibi_wolf454** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:30 pm

Granted but the singing drives you insane

I wish I could marry Kadaj ^^ lol

Postby **Dante** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:12 pm

Granted... but he does so because of your head... it reminds him off... :gross: mother... (Jenova's head in a box)

I wish that I could get an 800/800 and a perfect 6 on the GRE... and that the ETS elf responcible for todays test would suddenly careen off a cliff into the Atlantic ocean... and die a horrible death... if your responce include me with him... I will personally strangle the elf causing the accident... thank you very much...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:59 pm

Granted, you are abducted by ETS elf terrorists and forced to live the rest of your life in a box with the same ETS elf you despise, strangling each other, with explosives packed around you until you go careening into Long Beach harbor and explode, killing the both of you and causing your splatter to be forever mixed with that of the ETS elf.

I wish that Pascal would come to his senses and stop trying to murder people.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:17 pm

Granted but he turned his twisted sights upon the world's cow population thus destroying the entire worlds beef trade.

I wish that I could plug myself directly into the internet.

Postby **Dante** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:37 pm

Granted... but now you've been infected with adware... and must forever click the x-button as a box is constantly obstructing your vision with the question : Is Bush a good leader? Answer and get a free 90000000000 inch flat screen television.

I wish that my fantasies about killing the GRE elf above would turn out for the good and uncorrupted... for me... not the elf.

Postby **DaughterOfZion** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:20 pm

granted, but its opposite day.

i wish i had a brain

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:26 am

Granted, its on lone to a museum with low security.

I wish water was dry

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:56 am

Granted but now you have to be 18 or over to drink it.

I wish that the Raiders win the AFC and the Seahawks win the NFC so they could play each other in the Superbowl.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:23 pm

Granted, but they all get food poisoning from a dodgy batch of protien shakes and the game is canceled.

I wish I had a can of diet coke right now...

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:33 pm

Granted, but I shook it up good first...

I wish I had an unshaken vanilla coke right now...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:14 pm

Granted but Mr.Bond would like to have a talk to you about this stirred not shaken routine you're in now.

I wish that the next James Bond villian was the Trix Rabbit.

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:14 am

Granted, but the programers can never get the 3D virtual model quite right.

I wish my shoes would stop setting off metal detectors.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:37 am

Granted, but they are no detected to chemical sensors and your arrested as a bio hazard.

I wish I had a plane ticket to the Philippines

Postby **QtheQreater** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:03 am

Granted, but it expired yesterday...

I wish all my stuff would pack itself...

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:31 pm

Granted, but into strangers suitcases.

I wish my computer would stop crashing.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:34 pm

Granted, now it melts.

I wish Maranara sauce was legal tender

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:48 pm

Granted, but the price of pocket protecters gos threw the roof.

I wish for 1,0000000000000000000000000000 CDs.

Postby **Authority3000** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:07 pm

Granted, they are all corrupted CD-Rs, which make excellent Frisbees, but aren't good for much else.

I wish I could lift 1000 pounds.

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:20 pm

Granted, but that bill only wieghs arout 0.5g.

I wish for Â£1000

Postby **WrestlingOtaku** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:51 pm

Granted, you know weigh 1000 pounds.

I wish I had a Mini-me!

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:10 pm

granted, but its evil and hates you.

i wish to see Chuck norris fight Gandalf the grey, Gandalf the white, the blue meany, musoliny, superman, lo pan, captain kirk, darth vader, the monty python black knight, cowboy curtis, jambi the genie, robocop terminater, every singly power ranger, bill S. preston, theodor logan, spock, the rock, doc ock and hulk hogan.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:13 pm

Granted, but he loses.

I want to go see the Lostprophets live in concert.

Postby **WrestlingOtaku** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:57 pm

Granted, but Venom attacks the concert and everyone dies.

I wish I was Venom!

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:20 pm

Granted bu since I am really Peter Parker I end up beating your costumed butt from here to Tokyo Jupiter.

I wish I really were Peter Parker!

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:15 pm

Granted but its before he gets bit so your just a geek and since this is the real world and not the comic book one, the spider bute kills you instead.

I wish someone would invent self writing homework.

Postby **ShadowCat** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:24 pm

Granted, but you teacher finds out after years of using it and you have to take 5 years of school all over again \o.o/

SC he had some pocky \o.o/

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:37 pm

Granted but the pocky is the rare tobasco kind and causes you to turn beet red when you eat it.

I wish that tommorrow was ten years ago.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:13 pm

Granted, but time warps are bad for the DNA.

I wish for unlimited inspiration.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:32 pm

Granted but now all you can think of doing is sitting in your chair muttering,"hmmm!"every 15 seconds which annoys the heck out of everyone else.

I wish that Cartoon Network was bought out by Disney.

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