Corrupted wish game

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:24 am

Granted...pretty boring, isn't it? I mean, wouldn't you rather have some wish twisted around to amuse the general public than to just...wish for an incorruptable wish? Wasteful...tsk tsk...

I wish Mega.EXE was a better shot with his sniper rifle.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:20 am

Granted but the first person he shoots is you.

I wish that Mitsuki Rara was real.

Postby **Lyrical** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:49 pm

Granted, but you're turnedto a cartoon.

I wish The Simpsons start to make better episodes.

Postby **God's Samurai** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:23 pm

Granted but we're all back in the early 90's working in forced labor camps to produce more Simpsons merchandise.

I wish I had effluential power over chipmunks.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:35 pm

Granted but you are now the new manager for Alvin and The Chipmunks.

I wish that they played reruns of old 1960s episodes of American Bandstand.

Postby **God's Samurai** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:46 pm

Granted but they're now digitally remastered and narrated by Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul.

I wish I was the next American Idol, Survivor, and the winner of So You Think You Can Dance.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:51 pm

Granted, but your doomed to spend the rest of your life making cameo appereances on cheap, washed out, daytime TV talkshows and charity events in a futial attempt to satisfy the inevitable incaisiable thirst for celebraty recognition.

I wish I could find my old Dragonheaded Sword keyring.

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:59 am

Granted, but its been found by someone else first and they wont give it back.

I wish wireless was reliable.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:52 am

Granted, but only when you're asleep...

I wish I wasn't afraid of my dog.

Postby **WrestlingOtaku** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:09 am

Granted, now he's afraid of you.

I wish I was a superhero!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:36 am

Granted, but your fledgling career was cut short by the comic industry crash of the 90s

I wish I could be a member of The Monkees

Postby **Authority3000** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:08 am

Granted, you could be, but pass up the opportunity.

I wish I didn't live out in the middle of nowhere.

Postby **WrestlingOtaku** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:06 am

Granted, now you live on the outskirts of nowhere.

I wish that there was more .hack animes out.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:08 pm

Granted but they're all only accessible if you have Windows.

I wish that the Yankees continue to beat the Red Sox forever.

Postby **Animus Seed** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:14 pm

Granted, but the Red Sox are now the only team the Yankees ever defeat.

I wish I could go back to Chicago and get another Polish sausage from Polk and Western's.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:03 pm

Granted, but become tranped in a temporal causality loop where you eternally travel to Chicago and get one but never actually EAT it.

I wish I was a famous face on Japanese TV

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:53 pm

granted, but your the first man frozen in carbonite.

I wish for King Kong to fight Godzilla outside a pizzahut.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:33 pm

Granted but Raymond Burr shows up and eats all the pizza!

I wish that I could be a member of the Bilkris crew on GENESHAFT.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:44 pm

Granted, your a janitor in charge of toilet duties.

I wish for more padded rooms.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:28 pm

Granted, you're locked in one and fitted with a straightjacket.

I wish people stoped making fun of Captain Picard just because he's lacking hair.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:01 pm

granted, they do it to you instead.

I wish for a million newts.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:23 pm

Granted but they're all poisinous to the touch and delivered in a soggy paperback.

I wish for a yari.

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:48 am

Granted, a samurai sticks one in you.

I wish for a killer rabbit with big, sharp, pointy teeth.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:25 am

Granted but the killer bunny you get is programmed to kill people wearing pink
socks and because of your love of pink socks you get killed the first day you get the wabbit.

I wish that I could kill that pesky wabbit!

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:46 pm

Granted, but you talk like that for the rest of your life.

I wish I could sing.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:07 pm

Granted, but you sound terrible.

I wish that I knew how I ended up with this paper cut all the way across my finger.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:20 pm

"The truth. You wanna know the truth? You can't handle the truth!" You are given it anyway and suffer the consequences... o.o

I wish I didn't have to do my Biology Coursework.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:28 pm

Granted but you are now a pink fluffy bunny that is about to be disected.

I wish that math was outlawed.

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:35 pm

granted, but the internet and most other technology is also now illegle, and you have to work on a farm for life or starve to death.

I wish computers were cheaper.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:16 pm

Granted but they are not made out of lettuce and carrots so you cannot have a
computer if you are anywhere near rabbits or cabbits.

I wish that Captain Kirk could have been given the chance to sock Q in the nose.

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