Corrupted wish game

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:57 pm

Granted, but then they forget other things.

I wish I remembered to make a wish to.

Postby **oro!** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:58 pm

Granted, but you don't understand what you want.

I wish that my cats would stop meowing incessently.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:24 pm

Granted, they actually just wanted your food.

I wish I had the song "1000 no Kotoba (english version) in my possession.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:31 pm

Granted...Oh no wait...I'm the one that has that song...Oops, to bad for you :p

I wish I could read, speak and write Japanese fluently.

Postby **RubyJewelStone** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:22 pm

Granted, but you just got stranded in a remote village in the Amazon. Have fun.

I wish I had my very own horse.

Postby **oro!** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:52 pm

Granted, but you have to live out in the stable with it.

I wish I could stand on the ceiling.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:03 pm

Granted. It's a really high one, too. Oh, but I only grant your wish for, like, half a second. Happy landing!

I wish I had my own soda fountain.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:51 am

Granted, but oh...you meant soda the beverage and not soda the comic book. My bad!

I wish to have a Siberian Husky puppy.

Postby **Linksquest** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:18 am

Granted, but it's bigger than the world and it ate the moon.

I wish I could live forever!

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:37 am

Granted...you will now live forever as a potato...

I wish I could cook and eat Linksquest...

Postby **QtheQreater** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:55 am

Granted, but from doing so you catch the rare and most awful "Zelda-itis" disease. There is no cure. You must continually play, think, dream, and talk zelda-ness.

I wish groceries could carry themselves in.

Postby **kaji** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:47 am

Granted! But they get really sweatty from the work out. Ewww. Sweaty groceries... XP

I wish I was stronger then I am right now.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:35 am

Granted. You are ever so slightly stronger, and dramatically less intelligent.

I wish that pizza could cook itself.

Postby **Animus Seed** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:39 am

Granted, but delivery's extra.

I wish I has more money.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:39 am

Granted, but it ends up buring itself because it doen't know when to stop cooking...[Kaligraphic]

*shakes fist at Animus Seed*

Granted, but you loose most of it thanks to taxes...

I wish Kaligraphic would order a Pizza instead of commanding one to cook itself...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:51 pm

Granted, but he orders the pizza to torment you for a year and a day... and the pizza obeys.

I wish that Peanut would nuke Europa and start a war with space aliens.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:08 pm

Granted but he makes the mistake of nuking the Domino's delivery guy instead thus causing the Great Pizza Wars.

I wish that the aliens would admit that Barry Bonds was one of them.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:04 pm

Granted, but by "aliens" I read "foreigners" and he is declared an honorary Canadian.

I wish that all of the Dominoes deliveries would be nuked.

Postby **Puritan** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:34 pm

Granted, but it is done on your front lawn, and the resulting explosion atomizes you.

I wish people would just leave the Dominoes guys alone and allow them to deliver their pizza.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:00 pm

Granted, but the pizzas, left unopposed, begin a military campaign against humanity, and eventually enslave us until a hybrid human/pizza golem is sent back in time to protect the leader of the resistance from an evil pizza-controlled pizza golem, in a cheesy imitation of the movie Terminator.

I wish that we weren't destined to all become slaves of the evil ANCHOVINET.

Postby **Cuddles da Bear** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:44 pm

Granted, you are now slaves to the Pepperonzzi.

I wish people made pizza with whole wheat flour.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:12 pm

Granted, but the other secret ingredient is HUMAN SOULS!!!

I wish that I had a crepe right now.

Postby **Puritan** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:24 pm

Granted, but it is a cybernetic crepe creature which is both inedible, and manages to trap the Earth in a one-day time loop, ala-"Window of Opportunity" in Stargate.

I wish I could stop eating the same dashed cereal every morning in this time loop...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:58 pm

Granted... until the loop resets for tomorrow.

I wish that USSRGirl's guinea pig could talk, because I'll bet that would really freak her out.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:08 pm

Granted, but it sound like Reno thus causing her to freak out in a good way...

I wish Temulin's trusty spork could speak and that it would sound like Kaligraphic...now that would freak Temulin out...

Postby **Angel37** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:14 pm

Granted but in her attempts to kill the spork, she stabs you.
I wish I knew why Temulin was called Temulin.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:31 pm

Granted but then you but your head and forget everything else except for why Temulin is called temulin...

I wish Angel37 had her memory back...

Postby **Angel37** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:34 pm

Granted but she doesn't remember you.
I wish I knew who you were...XD

Postby **QtheQreater** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:43 pm

Granted, but it doesn't take you long to realize that you really, really didn't want to know.

I wish someone would come fix this darn lightbulb in my room.

Postby **Puritan** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:56 am

Granted, but the bulb has changed to a strobe light.

I wish I had a pet cat.

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